Vending Machine

[MPH Deku]

You get Chakra String Theory! It's too complicated for you to understand though.

I insert a million chain chomps.

 

[smashfan666]

you get Chain Chomp Battlefield from Kaizo Mario 64

i insert bombs that are at least 45 feet away from the arena

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get an epic battle in which you must defeat a horrible monster before the bombs explode.

I insert ha, ha, ha, ha, Forum Gaming, Forum Gaming!

...I mean, I insert a crappy parody of a song.

 

[smashfan666]

you get ambiguousity as to what the song is.

i insert the following scene from the dubspace emissary

uh, it looks like walt disney galaxy just stole a bunch of nintendo worlds.

i say this must be how kingdom hearts was created. maybe this guy can help us out

a-no DON'T- !

where is he?!

i don't reckon who's you're talking about.

YOU BETTER TELL ME WHERE HE IS!

i'mma tell you where this here HAMMER'S gonna go!

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Hammer Time!
I insert your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get begging and pleading!

I insert a sin.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get FFX.
I insert Martha.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Rroyd.

I insert a chainsaw with lots and lots of lumberjacks eating french fries.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You gets a party I wasn't invited to but went to anyways.
I insert Pikachu.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a Pikablu!

I insert glitch Pokemon "female symbol"'s long long cry.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get missingno.
.klat drowkcab tresni I

 

[smashfan666]

˙uʍop-ǝpısdn ʇǝb noʎ

i insert i'll be the one who's gonna take you down!

 

[MPH Deku]

You get I'LL BE THE ONE TH












TAKE YOU DOWN!

I insert a ninja legend.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Mario.
I insert how a meat ball feels.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get slobbered.

I insert a super sucking vacuum trap! D:

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a trap in your trap so you can trap while you trap.
I insert king Boo.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get himself failing epicly at controlling the Bowser suit... You know, like that head on backwards thing he did in Luigi's Mansion.

...

"What's happened to my head?!"

"It's on backwards!"

"Well this is terrible! ...Why didn't somebody tell me my *** was so big?!"

I insert a hair comb.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a toupe!

I insert Shigeru Miyamoto's lack of a chin.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a ballchinian from Men in Black.

I insert ducks.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a word that rhymes with Muk.
I insert bedbugs.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a cheap motel!

I insert half of a bagel.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a sad early bird.

I insert Mysterious Eyes.

 

[Link2thelost90]

you get +5 hp...or perhaps it was 10 *shrug*
I insert Sly Fox.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a computer game nobody remembers. Except the man himself. :3

I insert the Alondrite!

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get BK.
I insert my friends.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get cocaine and heroin.

I insert that shiny thing on Link2thelost90's shoulder.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Money the Monkey.

I insert a... solid... freezy-frozen thing.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Ganon's heart.
I insert Ganon.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get the Scary Womanizing Pigmask!

I insert every mask on Sly Fox's back. :3

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a pig mask. Mother 3 + Majora's Mask crossover!

I insert the phone number for "Shotgun."

Spoiler

You know, so you can call "shotgun."

 

[smashfan666]

you get your computer in a better place. or rather, it's in the same place but now it's got a big hole through it.

i insert a creeper.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get....uh....this. >.<

I insert my nightmares...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get dogs burrowing out of the ground and eating little clowns.

I insert my head.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get the ability to Object to everything!

I insert the frowny face badge Ema Skye wears for whatever reason.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Frown.

I insert a petition to make Ema wear the face.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a notice from the Frowny Face Corperation detailing your imminant 'disposal'. Uh-oh.

I insert Ema's magic instant-success all-purpose can of luminol.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get THE DARK, DARK SUNDAY THE BLOODSTAINS. YOU CAN'T SAVE YOURSELF!

I insert bloodstains.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a mystery.
I insert lances.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a Dragoon. Oooooh, fancy. :o

I insert a set of pom-poms.

 

[smashfan666]

you get lucky star.

i insert the zeeky words.