Vending Machine

[Link2thelost90]

You get my box! D:
I insert my box.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the Cardboard of Spaghetti.

I insert the Sword of Spaghetti.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You the master spaghetti to fight ganon with.
I insert the next poster.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a 17-year-old boy named...

*Meteorite crashes into the house* DAMMIT!!

I insert the next poster... with a thumbtack.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get me with a mighty sword I crafted in my spare time from that thumbtack.
I insert Mighty.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get knuckle jooooooe!

I insert the next poster in the kitchen with the candlestick. :o

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get me looking for a snack at night.
I insert Lucario.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get the ace!






...Lucario.

I insert the edit button.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a tool.
I insert a book.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a library... And a party with very loud music in it.

I insert, "Sorry, but there's no reading permitted in this library."

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a bunch of people looking at pictures.

I insert the bunny beam.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You the hippin and the hoppin.
I insert a video game.

 

[smashfan666]

you get cartoon adaptation.

i insert a series of books.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Booker T.
I insert Caterpeee, Metaknight and Butterfree.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a film adaptation!

...and also my two favorite pokemon along with a ban.

I insert the greatest in your face.

 

[smashfan666]

you get the in-your-face dance.

i insert two large tacos, a burrito, and a medium GIR-Take-Us-Back-To-The-Base-Right-Now.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get base face, plus - two tacos.
I insert Gir.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get him putting bacon in the zit cream.

I insert Zim.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get meats.
I insert overalls.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get them stolen by a Fuzzy. They never actually got inserted.

I insert the absolute irony and study of self-identification, which is... Blah, blah, blah... I don't know what to do!

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a mirror with a sign that says "this is you".

I insert my pinky finger.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a little magic trick involving a fake finger.

"Look... WATCH MY TRICK YOU *******S, OR I'LL KILL YOU!!"

*Slices a finger off*

"Oh dear, wrong finger."

I insert a hippie meditating.

 

[Segastorm]

you get the ear deafening yell of a swear

I insert a peace sign

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Vegetable Rights and Peace.

I insert a boomerang.

 

[Kantrip]

You get hit in the face.

I insert rambi dash.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a stampede.

i insert the Ventus-Darkus-Subterra triple node.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get somebody trying to say that over and over again, really really fast.

I insert GOTTA GO FAST

 

[MPH Deku]

You get stuck in a new location.

I insert a wish.

 

[Segastorm]

You get broken dreams until you summon Nova

I insert a Mirror

 

[MPH Deku]

You get an evil clone! Also Simirror.

I insert a Snuggie.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get lulz
I insert water.

 

[Segastorm]

the vending machine grows taller than you

I insert a Wii-U

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Oooooo Wii-U!! Nintendo siren!

I insert a little drawing I made.

Spoiler

Mad-ercycle!!

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get lights.
I insert options.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Gradius, a game in which you use "options" as a kind of secondary shooter.

I insert Gradius III.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get lazors.
I insert Bluemario

 

[MPH Deku]

You get Grandia III!

...too bad. :<

WTF is a Bluemario?

I insert Life Force. The game.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get myself losing the ****ing game somebody from Touhou shooting Salamanders.

I insert "Did that make sense?"

 

[Segastorm]

you get a nerd who know about everything you don't

I insert a meteor hurdling towards earth

 

[MPH Deku]

You get Final Fantasy VII.

I insert the merging of two planets.