Vending Machine

[Link2thelost90]

You get a big burly man.
I insert "We Liek Ike!" signs

 

[Segastorm]

You Get Great....Aether!!!

I insert Ike saying "I fight for my friends." right after he kicks your *** in some brawl.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get President Dwight Eisenhower marching to Washington.

...it still works.

I insert 'Roy's our boy!' signs.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Eliwood
I insert mail.

 

[smashfan666]

you get "here's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail, when it comes i wanna wail MAAAAAAIIIIIIL!"

i insert "wario! cha-cha-cha!" signs

 

[Segastorm]

you get negative 10 dollars

i insert negative 1,000,000 dollars.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get negative... one BILLION dollars.

I insert a million spacebucks.

 

[Segastorm]

you get a rich alien

I insert the comet observatory

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Hungry, Hungry, Lumas the game.
I insert hopeless homicidal hippie.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get homeless, homosexual Pippi.

I insert

 

[Segastorm]

You get an airplane fan asking "can we go for a ride?"

I insert the Wright Brothers

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get the Bonanza Brothers.

I insert naked Ness from Earthbound.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get naked Snake from Earthbound Zero.

I insert a Metal Gear Solid reference mixed with EB0.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a metal geared bass guitar.

(inserts Deceptive Interception)

 

[Tacel]

You get a Detective Inception.

I insert Leonardo DiCaprio.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Leonardo da Vinci.

(inserts a bowl of fruity pebbles)

 

[MPH Deku]

You don't get anything. Barney stole your pebbles. D:

I insert the broad side of a barn.

 

[Tacel]

You get the dark side of the moon.

I insert eye strain.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a jar of eyeballs.

(inserts Derpy Hooves)

 

[smashfan666]

you get the hoover derp.

i insert DiE, POTATO!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get "NO!" shouted Robotnik, the suprrrrrreme potato.

I insert "Dah! Enough games!"

 

[Segastorm]

you get "Never!!"

I insert over 9000 muffins.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.

I insert Drury Lane.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a dirty cane. (that rhymes)

I insert a dancing banana dipped in peanut butter and jelly.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Donkey Kong, all freaked out.

I insert a pretty bird.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a bird in the hand that's worth 2 in the bush.

i insert the Doom Card.

 

[Segastorm]

You get banished to the doom dimension.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I insert You get.

 

[Segastorm]

*slap self several times due to forgotten memory*

You get You get it.

I insert a paper plate.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a tree in pain, yelling "WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!"

i insert a fire watermelon.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

You get liquid fire.

I insert gigantic triangular glasses

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get small shards of glass.

(inserts a bowl of Falcon Punch)

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a plate of Falcon Lunch!

Inserts an upside down tree.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a seed.

(inserts Princess Butterflykiss)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Princess What's-Her-Name.

I insert Professor Monkey-for-a-Head.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

You get DK's dad!
Hey that rhymed too

I insert Wonka Vision

 

[Segastorm]

You get so much chocolate you end up hating it

I insert a candy addict.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

You get stuck in a chocolate pipe.

I insert golden gun

 

[smashfan666]

you get the man with it.

i insert silver bullets.

 

[Segastorm]

You get a sniper rifle

I insert a zombie