Vending Machine

[NinjaFoxX]

gets jigglypuffs finalsmash

puts in desu

 

[Mewtario]

You get me somehow dissapearing without anyone noticing, then appearing in the vending machine's return slot

uh.... some help getting out?

Anyway, I shove a 30 foot pole into the vending machine from my position

 

[Red Hawk One]

You knock out all of the sodas and junk food, but are still stuck.

I insert a Bob-omb.

 

[Mewtario]

Since its route is blocked by me, I end up getting butt ***** by it... and the pole!

I insert a chocolate bar.

Wait... weren't the life support systems around here destroyed when Red Hawk One inserted HAL?

 

[Red Hawk One]

*respirator* Hooo... Heeee... Hooo... Heee... Yeah, so?

You get a root canal.

I insert liquid soap.

 

[Mewtario]

Still stuck, the soap gives me a weird sensation

I use psycic powers to break myself free at last!

... aw, $%%#

 

[Red Hawk One]

You break it, You buy it- oh wait, the vending machine's unbreakable, never mind. By the way, (hooo.. hee..) life support's still out.

I insert GLaDOS. mmm.. no atmosphere, AND deadly neorotoxins (hooo... heee..)

 

[Mewtario]

we should get that fixed sometime *is wearing some gas mask that appeared on his face from no where*

I stuff all of the old vending macines into the new one

 

[XACE-K]

You do realize all the old vending machines are gone and never coming back?

I insert spam.

 

[peeup]

You get a new car! Just follow the link!

I insert Jamaica

 

[WoapGang]

you get Kofi Kingston

I insert a New Bag of Chipz

 

[Deleted member]

You get Cheetos.

I insert a glass of Falcon PUNCH!!

 

[WoapGang]

you get 8340 essential vitamins and....**** you broke the machine.....


I insert Chuck Norris (in a new machine)

 

[Deleted member]

Crap, there goes another vending machine.

I insert a new vending machine in its place.

I insert a vending machine into the vending machine.

 

[Mewtario]

You get Chuck Norris and Mr. T

I bound and gag those 2 then stuff them both into the vending macine just like I did Lucario and Mewtwo!

 

[Deleted member]

Objection!

 

[Mewtario]

You get this, which includes my next insertion!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2645669

 

[XACE-K]

Too bad, it doesn't fit.

I insert wine.

 

[Deleted member]

You get beer.

I insert a dime.

 

[BladeRadio0]

you get a price tag

I insert Dora the explorer

 

[Deleted member]

You get Boots turned into a pair of boots. XD

I insert a hooker.

 

[BladeRadio0]

lol you get a slap in the face

I insert frozen yogurt

 

[XACE-K]

You get tofu.

I insert pancakes.

 

[Mewtario]

you get waffles

I insert Palkia and Dialga, bound, gagged, and tied together at the back with ropes!

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get a face

I insert a bomb that will explode in 1 minute and the only way to stop it is to insert the bomb squad within that a minute of after this post or else the machine will be no more. Good luck, Mr. Bond.

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock

 

[Mewtario]

I get a psychic bubble up to sheild myself from the blast.

The heck with you all!

 

[Red Hawk One]

You break it, you buy it. That'll be US$1,000,000,000.83

I get a new *allegedly* indestructable vending machine, and insert Ivory soap.

 

[XACE-K]

You get poison ivy.

I insert a hooplah.

 

[Mewtario]

you get a halpooh (hooplah backwards, if you're too dumb or lazy to see)

I insert LUCARIO'S tail with LUCARIO still attached

 

[NinjaFoxX]

you get lucario with 2 tails

puts in caturday

 

[Mewtario]

you get a lolcat flood

I get my head stuck in the insert slot again

 

[peeup]

You get an education (I hope)

I insert Wall-E

 

[Mewtario]

You dislodge me

I insert a Youtube poop

 

[NinjaFoxX]

gets MAMA LUIGI TO YOU MARIO

puts in IOSYS

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get trash.

I insert an entry titled: "How to kill someone with your bare hands".

 

[Mewtario]

you get herpes

I insert myself and don't get stuck

 

[peeup]

You get several posts that have nothing to do with the above posts.

I insert Wall-E (again)

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get Buzz.

I insert U.

EDIT: fast thread is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST.

 

[peeup]

You get V

I insert Wall-E (third time ftw)

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get a life sentence ( 3 strike rule).

I insert an Apeture Science Handheld Portal Device (TM).