Vending Machine

[Charizard92]

You get a Pepsi, a cold fresh one in a classic bottle, with bottle opener.

I insert a white hole (the theoretical opposite of a black hole [it spews out matter instead of sucking it in])

 

[TehBo49]

You get the old vending machine.

I insert a nuclear warhead.

 

[XACE-K]

You get the vending machine blown up.

I insert the old vending machine in its place.

I insert a plunger.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Mario.

I insert Mic_128.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Mic.

I insert Chu Dat.

 

[Deleted member]

You get "WTF?!"

I insert XACE-K.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Robo-Mewtwo.

I insert myself.

 

[Davy Jones]

You don't fit.

I instert a silver coin.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get a tooth
I insert Red Hawk One's bucket

 

[XACE-K]

You get a shovel.

I insert Satoru Iwata.

 

[TehBo49]

You get Hiroshi Yamauchi.

I insert George W Bush.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get concentrated stupidity and his old cheerleading outfit

I insert nothing

 

[Deleted member]

You get a Falcon Punch in the face.

I insert Hilary Clinton.

 

[peeup]

You get the worst president ever. (Bush ftw!)

I insert Rick Astley.

 

[Deleted member]

You get an annoying internet prank.

I insert Aflac.

 

[peeup]

You get lame commercials and an annoying mascot.

I insert a WoW player.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get someone with an intense fear of girls.

I insert post #737

 

[Davy Jones]

You get a post full of bad words.

I insert the next poster so he can not post.

 

[XACE-K]

Too bad for you.

I insert legos.

 

[peeup]

You get a life-size lego statue of Yoda. Oh crap--it ate you.

I insert Seth MacFarlane.

 

[TehBo49]

You get Stewie Griffin.

I insert SWF.

 

[Mewtario]

You get a clone of yourself.

I insert Lucario and Mewtwo, bound, gagged, and tied together at the back with ropes.

 

[TehBo49]

You get a creepy BDSM video.

I insert mudkipz.

 

[Mewtario]

You get another mudkip, except itsa firin its lazer!

I shoop da whoop the vending machine using your new mudkip.

 

[peeup]

You get a lion. OMG GET IN THE CAR!

I insert Dan Quayle

 

[TehBo49]

You get George H.W. Bush.

I insert every obscure Internet reference.

 

[peeup]

You get a heaping pile of awesomesauce.

I insert Spyro.

 

[Mewtario]

You get a roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.

I insert pi.

 

[TehBo49]

You get http://zenwerx.com/pi.php

I insert a coin.

 

[Mewtario]

You get this: http://pi.ytmnd.com/

I sing the song in the above link to the vending machine.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Rick Roll'd.

I insert 5 dozen eggs and mix the f*** out of them.

 

[Mewtario]

You get an omlet!

I insert Pichu from SSBM with an active chainsaw strapped to its back.

 

[Deleted member]

You get a hole in the vending machine.

I insert Christopher Walken.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a person I don't know off the top of my head.

I insert Adam West.

 

[TehBo49]

You get Batman.

I insert Robin Williams.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Peter Pan.

I insert a Franklin Badge.

 

[Deleted member]

You get the vending machine reflected away from you.

I insert mah bukkit.

 

[XACE-K]

But didn't you lose your bukkit?

I insert a 5.

 

[Mewtario]

you get a 20

I insert a 20

 

[TehBo49]

You get OVER $9000!!!

I insert Vegeta.