Vending Machine

[Deleted member]

You get Shoop da Whoop'd!

I insert Stinkoman.

 

[Mewtario]

You get butt ***** by the vending machine

I insert Vegeta's scouter

 

[Deleted member]

You get OVER 9000 years of stomach flu.

I insert Strong Sad.

 

[The Dinkoman]

you get your bukkit

I insert a vortex

 

[Deleted member]

You get -1 vending machine.

I insert a new vending machine.

I insert a quarter.

 

[Mewtario]

The quarter comes out my ear

I insert Kirby

 

[The Dinkoman]

u get no kirby cuz he'z mine now

i insert a vortex

 

[Mewtario]

My mouth becomes a black hole

just like Kirby's!

I insert The Dinkoman's bukkit

 

[The Dinkoman]

u get nothin cuz I take it

I insert Mewtario's bukkit

 

[Mewtario]

You get nothing because I don't have one.

How do I get one?

I insert The Dinkoman all together!

 

[The Dinkoman]

you get namokind eht (the dinkoman backwards)

I insert myself out of the vending machine

 

[TehBo49]

The Dinko ate your baby.

I insert John Stallworth.

 

[Mewtario]

I get a bukkit

Yay! I get a bukkit! This is MY bukkit! This is my FREE bukkit!

I insert myself

 

[XACE-K]

Sorry, the vending machine doesn't except you.

I insert Mewtario.

 

[Red Hawk One]

Didn't we just go over this?

I insert frikin' sharks with frikin' laser beams on their frikin' heads. (and Number Two).

 

[XACE-K]

You get Goldmember.

I insert King K. Rool.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get bananas. In other news, I heard DK's looking for you.

I insert the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

 

[WoapGang]

You get that one episode of Dexter's Labratory (cookie for reference)


I insert a Melee Disc

 

[Kasai]

You get a rising knee to the face (that's easy to sweet spot).


I insert some Silly Putty.

 

[WoapGang]

You get Play-doh

I Insert Homer Simpson

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get Duff beer
I insert Robert Loggia

 

[WoapGang]

you get that one episode of Family Guy (another cookie 4 reference)


I insert Angelina Jolie

 

[Red Hawk One]

EDIT:, wow, lots of posts in 3 minutes. Anyways, you get... uh... Brad pit!
I insert a Mitsubishi Zero.

 

[WoapGang]

You get Mitsubishi one


I insert an Eclipse

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get stride.

I insert a M1 Garrand.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

you get an M4 that accidentially shoots you

i put in a bag of chipz

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get US$9,001

I insert Windows Vista.

 

[Mewtario]

You get my bukkit launched straight at your head by means of a slot no one's ever noticed

I, once again, insert Lucario and Mewtwo, bound, gagged, and tied together at the back with ropes.

 

[Red Hawk One]

Great, the epicness just jammed the machine. I'll order a new one. *grumble*

I insert an Uber heavy into the new, inproved vending machine.

 

[Mewtario]

You get nothing as what you entered didn't have a noun in it

Knowing this one is improved, I, AGAIN, try to insert Lucario and Mewtwo, bound, gagged, and tied together at the back with ropes.

 

[Red Hawk One]

^ Ever Play Team Fortress 2? Uber Heavy's a noun.

Anyways, You get a bottle of Lucoka-Cola two. It's got more caffine than a gallon of Falcon Punch.

I insert Google.

 

[Mewtario]

You get PWN3D

I was expecting to get either myself, Chuck Norris with mind powers, or the previously mentioned creepy BDSM video

anyway,

I get my head stuck in the insert slot

 

[Red Hawk One]

You also get stuck paying the bill for another new vending machine.

I insert into the new, new, new vending machine a sorta-Ben & Jerry's Cow.

 

[Mewtario]

You get a mouse for no apparent reason

I use my psycic powers to break open the slot on the old one so I can get my head out

I shove a blackhole in the new one

 

[Red Hawk One]

Must be one heck of a machine, you just got a collectors edition of Super Mario Galaxy.

I insert HAL (the computer, not the guys who made kirby).

 

[Mewtario]

You get the area's life support systems destroyed

I insert a nuke

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get Homeland Security.

I insert my SD card that isn't compatible with Wii's (?)

 

[Mewtario]

It turns out to be compatible with the vending machine

I insert Mewtwo's tail with Mewtwo still attached

 

[Red Hawk One]

Its a good thing the new vending machine is indestructable, cause everything else in a two mile radius apparently isn't.

(Once Mewtwo's out and calmed down) I insert a stress ball.

 

[Mewtario]

You don't get anything back

I insert a smash ball to attempt to dislodge the stress ball