Vending Machine

[Charizard92]

You get absolutely nothing

I insert people who fail to insert something

 

[Mewtario]

You get steak

I insert Charizard92

 

[Charizard92]

You get me, I was spat out the same end, I, being a free person, walks away

on that note, I insert Omega Ridley (I might have inserted him before, don't yell if I did)

 

[Mewtario]

I inserted you

not going to insert anything until this gets sorted out

 

[TheSundanceKid]

you get pokemon trainer
I insert Mewtario strapped to a cactus

 

[Charizard92]

You get an angry Mewtario

I insert a worm hole

 

[Mewtario]

*demonic voice* YES HE DOES!

*uses psychic powers*

SAY GOOD BYE TO LAS VEGAS!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xpAf8HEUIjc

*voice suddenly returns to normal*

You get a black hole

I insert Mew and Mewtwo bound, gagged, and tied together at the back with ropes!

 

[NinjaFoxX]

u get moar bondage

i put in a rimjob

 

[Deleted member]

You...get...a soda?

I insert King Dedede.

 

[WoapGang]

you can't insert anyone else cuz you just got CHAINGRABBED Bee-otch


I insert Snake

 

[Deleted member]

You get a cardboard box.

I insert King Dedede.

 

[Charizard92]

You get a penguin. wait, he's not a penguin? are you sure he's not a penguin?

I insert Omega Ridley again since nobody responded.

 

[Mewtario]

You get a very angry Ridly and Meta Ridley

I insert my 2 cents

 

[XACE-K]

I steal your wallet.

I insert SamuraiPanda.

 

[Mewtario]

You get Kung Fu Panda

I insert the Andrea Doria

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get me surprised you didn't put in more tied up characters. Seriously though, Bonding fetish?
I insert Osama Bin Laden. (Hey, I found him!)

 

[Mewtario]

You get him lost again.

I insert the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get the pieces
I insert Ingles sin Barreras (lmao...btw it's an english learning tool)

 

[Mewtario]

You get Rosetta Stone (a foriegn language learning tool)

I insert a $600 money-burning paper wieght (aka PS3)

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You geta ton of really good games! I said, REALLY GOOD GAMES! *hits machine and only MGS4 comes out*

I insert the wii

 

[Mewtario]

You get a flood of addicting games!

I insert a cheap PS3 which suffers from excessive hardware failures (aka Xbox 360)

 

[Charizard92]

You get Halo 3 virus, only cure is Metroid Prime 3

I insert a Jigglypuff (with safety precautions)

 

[XACE-K]

You get Jigglypuff's dead body. Looks like we need a replacement for her in the next Smash Bros game

Spoiler

finally

.

I insert green eggs and ham.

 

[Mewtario]

They come out Purple

I insert Jigglypuff's corpse

I also added a new tag

 

[XACE-K]

You get her SSB4 replacement from the Pokemon series.

I insert Z.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get y
I insert the cat in the hat

 

[Mewtario]

Rofl, new tag

who added that one?

you get a hat in a cat!

I insert plastic seurgery!

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get Joan rivers!

Which tag?

I insert a tag!

 

[Mewtario]

Who added "mewtario has bond fetish"

I tie Mew and Lucario together by the tail and toss them into the machine. Hard.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

I did, lol..
You get my tag

I insert Jell-o Pudd'n Popz

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get the *%#$@! beat out of you by animal rights activists.

I insert G-man.

another same time post... wow.

 

[Mewtario]

I think you mean Pokemon rights activists

I tie Mewtwo's tail in the knot, too, and repeat

 

[Red Hawk One]

Said activists now sueing you.

i insert... aPost!!!! wiht lots a gramer, and punctuation, and, capitaization(andspellin erorrs!!!!!!111!

 

[Mewtario]

You get attacked by Grammar Nazis!

I insert one of said Grammer Nazis.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get Grammer Hitler! O NOEZ!!
I insert Grammer Aunschlus.

 

[platnum]

You get grammar marx.

I insert my avatar.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get nothing
I insert the Earth

 

[platnum]

You get a desktop cube.

I insert AOL.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get Yahoo!

I insert Yahoo!

 

[Mewtario]

You get pwn3d by Google

I insert the vending machine into itself