Vending Machine

[XACE-K]

You get Mewtario.

I insert platnum.

 

[Charizard92]

you get Girantina

I insert Diamond/Pearl

 

[platnum]

You get G/S/C.

I insert ){ :|:& };:

 

[Mewtario]

You get me eating a pizza!

*nom nom nom*

I insert the half-eaten pizza

 

[~Krystal~]

I insert ){ :|:& };:

You get an Alien race who is shocked to discover that a human who goes by the screen name of "platnum" has learned their most valuable secret.

I insert the half-eaten pizza

You get an Alien race who is shocked to discover that a human who goes by the screen name of "Mewtario" has learned their most valuable secret.

I insert a Paris Hilton sex tape.

 

[Mewtario]

yóü gét ßééthøvéñ çryiñg

I iñsé®t fµññy symßóls äñð létté®iñg

 

[kitsuneko345]

You get annoying.

I insert Mewtario...

Event 55: Dog Eat Dog?

How Many?: 1-2
Play As: Anyone
Stage: Cohdopian Embassy SPOILER edition (link)

When this event starts, the character selected to play will start on the right side of the extinguished Secretariat's Office in a mini mushroom mode with a certain percentage (more on that in the next paragraph). There is only one major change that has happened to the office: the floor is covered in Babhalese Ink, making the floor both as slippery as ice and flammable enough to create an explosion with only one fire/electric/ laser move hitting the floor. Since there was already a mention about explosions occuring in this room in the original post, reading about this part of the stage in said post would suffice.

The percentage that you start in this stage is dependent on what difficulty is chosen: an EASY difficulty gives 100% to the player, MEDIUM displays 200%, and HARD shows 300% to the player. The goal for this stage is to recover all the way back to 0% without getting KOed. When playing this with two players, the percentage will stay the same for both characters to add up the difficulty. You were forewarned!

Of course, unless a Heart Container, Maxim Tomato, or regular food somehow appears on the stage (see: never), there is only one place to find healing items: the Ambassador's office on the other side of the stage. Over there is an unlimited amount of hot dogs; however, because the dogs are out of their containers, they will heal 10% damage instead of the usual 25% on the stage (strange that cardboard is healthier for you, huh?). However, there is one major obstacle in your way: Missile the dog. Whenever your character eat one of the hot dogs, Missile will run towards that character and try to bite his head off for stealing teh dogs. Of course, because the player is little in this stage, Missile will deal 25% with high knockback instead of the usual 10%. To reiterate, any KO will end the event, so it's advised to dodge the bites as much as possible. Interesting tidbit: Missile will not bite anybody that is knocked down. Hmmm...

And now for something completely different!

THE USUAL MEAN STANDARDS​

This nifty idea that I came up with can be considered an equivalent to Achievements for the XBOX 360 and MYM 9 (therefore make this something just for fun). For every event that allows you to choose any character, there is a UMS attached to the event (like a time or number of KO's). Anyone that passes this standard via better times or KO's will receive one UMS label attached to the character used to complete this event (for co-op events, there will be UMS's given to characters that didn't get one for that event). For every ten UMS labels you get on a certain event, you get a sticker pertaining to the event. Completing this event with all 35 characters on the 3 difficulties will give the player a special trophy that relates to the event completed. For example, on Event 41: The FINAL, Final Battle, getting 10 UMS labels will give out a SEGA logo Sticker, 20 UMS labels will give out a KONAMI logo sticker, and etc. When the 105th UMS label is acquired, the player will receive a trophy of Super Mario.

With that in set, let's move on to how the UMS works for this event:

UMS for Event 55: Dog Eat Dog?:
Beat this event in less than 20 seconds per character per difficulty.

Stickers and Trophy:
10 - Miles Edgeworth (Arm +7)
20 - Detective Gumshoe (Head +7)
30 - Franziska von Karma (Weapon +7)
40 - Kay Faraday (Weapon +7)
50 - Shi-Long Lang (Bite +7)
60 - Tyrell Badd (Flinch Resistance +7)
70 - Shih-Na (Shield Resistance +7)
80 - Calisto Yew (Specials: Direct Attack +7)
90 - Yatagarasu Symbol (Carry Item +7)
100 - Quercus Alba (Specials: Indirect Attack +7)
105 - Cohdopian Embassy Stage Trophy

Suggestions on how to beat the UMS time:
*If you get off the Ambassador's section of the stage after you eat, Missile will not try chasing you.
*If you are a risk taker, try a fire/electric/laser move inside the starting point to launch you into the room; however, this will only work if you DI correctly.
*Make sure you are towards the left of Missile often so that you stay on the course. *Knock yourself down and Eat While Reclining

 

[Mewtario]

You get Méwtä®íø

I insert kítsüñëkó¾5

 

[XACE-K]

You get FALCON PUNCHED!!!!!!!

I insert 11.

 

[The Dinkoman]

You get fish

I insert something gold

 

[Deleted member]

You get free cash for trading in your parents' wedding rings!

I insert Rundas.

 

[Mewtario]

You gét p®ëtt¥ s¥mßöls mí×ëÐ wïth té×t!

I insert pi r²

 

[Charizard92]

you get the area of a circle

I insert Rundas again, since Mr. Pretty symbols didn't get it right

 

[Mewtario]

Whø Ïs thát?

 

[Charizard92]

Rundas is yet another character from Metroid, being exclusive to MP3.

I insert an anti-symbol device.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a pissed Mewtario.

I insert balloons.

 

[Charizard92]

you get Jigglypuff

I insert Jigglypuff

 

[WoapGang]

You get nothing

I insert a Moonstone

 

[tirkaro]

You get clefable

I insert
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all,
Pokémon!

I'll search across the land,
look far and wide.
Release from my hand
the power that's inside.

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck
Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres
Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff
Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all,
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix
Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax
Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow
Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon! Ow!

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea
Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell
Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu

At least 150 or more to see.
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny.

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke
Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon
Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee
Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie

Woo! We're at the halfway point, doing great so far.
We? What's all this "we" stuff? I'm doing all the hard work!
Breaktime's over, here we go!

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy
Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby
Lickitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran
Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah!

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill
Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey (Pokémon!)
Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong
Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon

At least 150 or more to see.
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny.

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing
Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar
Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar

Whoa, catch your breath man. Shake out those lips.
It's downhill from here, just 24 more to go.
Now it gets tricky so listen real good!

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine
Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos
Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone
Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home!

Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeow!
Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, huhh!
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!

Charmeleon, Wartortle
Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl
Omanyte, Slowpoke
Pidgeot, Arbok - That's all, folks!

Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all (oowww)
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon..
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all (oowww)
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon..
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all, Pokémon!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get WTF Pokemon.

I insert an angry Youko.

 

[Autydragoon]

You get a classic podcast moment.

I insert Demetri Martin.

 

[XACE-K]

You get me confused.

I insert Rick Wheeler.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Yu-Gi-Oh!

I insert my b*tch girlfriend, Bramble.

 

[XACE-K]

Bramble? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a wierd name. She slaps you and me.

I insert Dr.Robotnik.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Eggman...or Robotlik..or whatever the f*ck they call him nowadays.

I insert Mewtario tied up.

 

[Charizard92]

You get Mewtario, with all of his powers, untied, and angry...

I insert Chozo DNA (if you don't know what a Chozo is, you don't deserve to play Smash)

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a very happy Metroid fanboy.

I insert the ultimate Kirby dance.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get the Fountain of Dreams song from Melee!
I insert a tattoo!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get a facepainting expectation gone wrong.

I insert Rolf's tractor.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get the Ed boys and a chicken
I insert Double D.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get 'Stupid Sockhead'.

I insert a buddy that will continue posting, for Tyfighter needs some sleep for early morning service.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You..*yawn* get me..
I inser someone else to take control of this forum.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get me! for a few minutes at least....

I insert a black hole AND a white hole.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a gray hole, it negated the effect of both holes and put them together.

I insert 928.

 

[Charizard92]

You get 929

I insert one of Link's tools

 

[XACE-K]

You get a he/she/it/potato.

I insert socks.

 

[Charizard92]

you get shoes

I insert Deoxys

 

[Deleted member]

You get deoxyribonucleic acid.

I insert "WTF, Pokemon?".

 

[Charizard92]

you get Pokemon

I insert Pokemon

 

[Deleted member]

You get addicted to Pokemon.

I insert this Spartan remix.