Vending Machine

[Skadorski]

You get harry potter.

I insert Roy.

 

[Elucifur]

You get Mustang.

I insert Heath from Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a wooden sword that's on fire.

I insert Commander Shepard from Mass Effect

 

[smashfan666]

you get a flock of sheep commandos.

i insert a limited edition "blue laser commander" Cheat Commandos™ figure

 

[XACE-K]

You get an empty box.

I insert said box.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a dvd of south park's "imaginationland" multi-parter.

i insert said DVD.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a c-c-c-combo breaker!!!

I insert Flex Magazine.

 

[Elucifur]

You get People Magazine. How boring.

I insert a waltz.

 

[Jonkku]

You get Rocket Jump Waltz.

I insert Right Behind You.

 

[Deleted member]

You get backstabbed.

I insert the Sniper.

 

[Jonkku]

Sonic the Baron has found: The Razorback
lolol.

I insert a bad unlockable weapon car-battery tied to a wooden plank.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a good unlockableweapon jar of urine

I insert a Creepy Girl

 

[UberMario]

You get Misty.

I put in Tracy Sketchit.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a heckuva lot of pokemon games.

i insert a coffee maker

 

[UberMario]

You get Mr. Coffee

I insert Mr. Game & Watch

 

[smashfan666]

you get every Game & Watch game ever made.

i insert an item called nothing

 

[UberMario]

You get an item called 'this'.

I insert 'that'.

Spoiler

Hamtaro reference

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a pokemon card called "Captain Falcon".

I insert shampoo.

 

[M-WUZ-H3R3]

You get a scalp.

I insert a key...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get victory (key to victory? Get it?)

I insert Captain Falcon's Moves.

 

[BrawlMoptop11]

You get Ganondorf.

I insert Godzilla.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Giga Bowser

I insert DK

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get TK

I insert Takato

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Otakat

I insert a sailor

 

[L__]

You get Sea-Men.

I insert a thumb.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get my avatar

I insert Weegee (again)

 

[Agi]

You receive the Apocalypse. Good day, sir.

I insert a bag of microwave popcorn.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a bowl of freshly popped corn.

I insert something even LESS funny.

 

[Elucifur]

You get smashfan creamed corn. That makes me laugh so much.

I insert South Africa.

 

[THE IRON KENYAN]

Yeah, I bet you were expecting to get AIDS with South Africa but that would be too obvious.


But you get AIDS because its realistic.


I insert another vending machine with a vending machine in that vending machine, to the power of 10

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get nothing.

I insert a guy named Far.

 

[Elucifur]

You almost get my friend's last name. It's Farr.

I insert a can of compressed air.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a keyboard cleaner.

I insert Halo 3.

 

[Elucifur]

You get one of the game genres I dislike.

I insert women's soccer.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a man who's creepily watching.

I insert myself.

 

[Skadorski]

You get AGuyNamedBill.

I insert a calculator.

 

[Tezushi]

You get a calculus equation.

I insert a half eaten fish...

 

[Clownbot]

You get a fishbone.

I insert a stuffed Pikachu. <3

 

[M-WUZ-H3R3]

You get a stuffed pichu.

I insert the Triforce...

 

[Tezushi]

You get a energy drink.

I insert a Yoshi cookie.

EDIT: oops, someone posted before me. SRSLY.