Vending Machine

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Ash Ketchum

I insert Misty

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get one of Gary's Cheerleaders

I put in Brock

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a rock

I insert a ladies man

 

[Clownbot]

You get myself.

I insert my dreams.

 

[Elucifur]

You get wet unicorns and rainbows.

I insert nightmares.

 

[Clownbot]

I get wet scared.

I insert perversion.

 

[Elucifur]

You get me hitting on random guys.

Spoiler

Hell, I haven't done that in a while. There's nobody fun enough.

I insert my old age.

 

[Clownbot]

You get older.

I insert +1 post.

 

[Elucifur]

You get a posty post.

I insert a witch.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a

Spoiler

hitch.

Tee hee!

I insert something that's not what it appears to be...

 

[Elucifur]

You get my attitude towards people.

I insert my last session of band camp that starts in August.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a confused Clownbot.

Spoiler

Your last session, and it's yet to happen...

I insert an unnecessary explanation.

 

[Elucifur]

You get this: This upcoming session of band camp is going to be my last one.

I insert a new band director.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get Toon Link

I put in a Harmonica

 

[Mewter]

You get a bottle of orange juice, which contains in actuality only 5% juice.

I insert a screwdriver.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a screwpassenger

I insert a monkey

 

[UberMario]

You get a monkey wrench.

I insert a greasemonkey.

 

[Clownbot]

You get Grease Lightning.

I insert High School Musical.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a teenie bopper phenomenon.

I insert Zac Efron

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get the complete oppisite, A talented Genious

I put in my broken spellchecker

 

[UberMario]

You get your failure to spell "genius."

I insert an oblique asymptote.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a long and overly complicated post

I put in a pair of goggles

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Ema Skye from Phoenix Wright

I insert an Objection!

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You get an injection
I insert a fly

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get "The Fly"

I put in all the fictional historical moments that happened in the 50's

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get one crappy movie.

I insert wheat thins

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get rice fats

I put in the late Edward D. Wood Jr.

 

[smashfan666]

you get dr. eggman's annoying "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!" laugh coming out of the vending machine...

GRAAAAAARGH!!! (shoots teh vending machine)

i insert a rapidly shot bullet.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a bullet wound.

I insert a dollar bill

 

[smashfan666]

you get a key to the mansion in the game Luigi's Mansion

i insert a dictionary teh size of a comet

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get Irwin

I put in Mandy

 

[Elucifur]

You get a nose. How ironic.

I insert Puddin'.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get pudding

I insert sweet tea.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get Swee' Pea (fom Popeye)

I insert a can of spinach

 

[Elucifur]

You get one of Peach's turnips.

I insert a crushed daisy.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a princess who is commonly overlooked.

I insert the game "Halo Wars"

 

[Meta Jr]

You get Halo 3
I insert Elucifer

 

[Elucifur]

Who's that?

I insert an orange-flavored gummy.

 

[Meta Jr]

You get an orange flavored gummy.

I insert Dr. Seuss

 

[StinkomanFan]

You Get a bag a gummy worms

I put in my Digiversery cake
Ninja:You get eggs and ham