Vending Machine

[UberMario]

You get an ape.

I insert "censor THAT fool quick!"

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You *** ***** ***** ****

I insert a Charmander

 

[Elucifur]

You get my Infernape who my friend traded to me after she named it INFERNASS. Caps and all.

I insert a Cresselia.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a tinymon game.

i insert tinymon jade version

 

[DarkPikmin]

you get a japanese pokemon emerald version

insert old english pokemon gold version

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a new Fire Red version

I insert Pikachu

 

[UberMario]

You get Pichu, the awesomest of the banned five.

I insert Dr. Mario

 

[Tacel]

You get nervous because your pills are stacking up.

I insert Firefox.

 

[Neherazade]

You get thunderbird.

I insert an inuendo.

 

[Elucifur]

You get something that doesn't exist.

I insert an innuendo.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a NSFW joke

I insert some teriyaki chicken

 

[WolfenMiatang]

You get a NSFW joke

I insert some teriyaki chicken

You get ChowKing mmmmm

I insert the earth

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a boss from the game Rez.

I insert the rose in Wolfen's avatar.

 

[Elucifur]

You get Tuxedo Mask's rose.

I insert the Venus Love Chain.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get 'the VENUS' from Rez.

I insert a Moogle.

 

[Pr0phetic]

You get 'the VENUS' from Rez.

I insert a Moogle.

You get a chocobo.

I insert a blue skittle.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a green skittle

I insert Thai hot sauce.

 

[Elucifur]

You get tuong ot toi chili garlic sauce.

I insert Curly Tops.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get a bowl of melted chocolate. How delightful!

I insert a Kirby.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a random power.

I insert a monster

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get George W. Bush.

I insert Mario.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get awesome

I insert Luigi

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get awesome x99.

I insert breakfast.

 

[Elucifur]

You get a character that should have more of his own games. His personality is much better than Mario's.

You get spam/bacon, eggs, and rice.

I insert Rosalina.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get a pretty princess capable of being ruler of the stars.

I insert a ninja

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get Naruto.

I insert caps lock.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Flame Wars

I insert a 10 inch tv

 

[Tacel]

You get nohing cuz iz line segmuhnt!

I insert a movie theater.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a joke about it

I put in a Disney propoganda film

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get brainwashed kids

I insert Walt Disney

 

[UberMario]

You get Goofy's laugh

I insert Mario's wierd cackle from Mario Party 3 when he falls.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Waluigi (who the heck thought of this name?)

I insert a book

 

[UberMario]

You get the definition of Waluigi: Which is based off the Japanese word "Waruiji" which means "Someone who's bad" and rhymed with Luigi.

I insert the fact that Marth and Mario both orginate from the name Mars which means war. (Luigi means noble warrior coincidentally)

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get the fact Luigi turned out to be a coward.

I insert Mars

 

[UberMario]

You get Ceres

I insert MakeMake.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a Likelike

I put in WinRar

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get an mp3

I insert Summer

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get Winter

I put in Dr. Robotnik

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Shadow the Hedgehog

I insert a rival

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get an ally

I put in Gary Oak