Vending Machine

[ranmaru]

You get a THUNDAH SCROLL!

I insert a ICE CLAW!

 

[L__]

You get thundercats.

I insert William Shatner.

 

[ranmaru]

You get AIRPLANE SERVICE

I insert WOOOOOOOOO

 

[Karptroopa]

You get WHEEEEEEEEE

I insert a Wii with a hard drive.

 

[A1lion835]

You get >9000.

I insert 9000>.<9000.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get something that is under nine thousand; plus a free >.<!

I insert the PM feature, so I can call out the "Smash Board" staffs to fix the purchase of the vending machine.

 

[A1lion835]

You get "ACCESS DENIED!"

I insert Karptroopa.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get A1lion835.

I insert A1troopa835.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get SlyKarp835.

I insert a giant explosive nut thingy.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get KO'd by a giant hacked deku nut.

I insert Sumo_Fox.

 

[A1lion835]

You get Karpsteaksauce.

I insert Karpthorn.

 

[Lemonwater]

You get Magikarp.

I insert Count Chocula.

 

[A1lion835]

You get CC.

I insert a-rod, the once hope of setting a clean home run record in baseball...*cries*

 

[ranmaru]

You get a ROD OF SEASONS, you can change seasons with it!

I insert a... WAND

 

[L__]

You get a wand.

I put in a forum game.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get the thread called "Vending Machine".
And then it eats your hand off.

I insert more random yet slightly funny name combinations, such as "Sumokarp".

 

[XACE-K]

You get Karpoopa.

I insert 8008135.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a pretty bad attempt at humor.

I insert him also spelling it the wrong way (5318008).

 

[ranmaru]

You get my phone number, OMG!

I insert another combo, A1BACONSAUCE

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get an object too important for me.

I insert SpongeTy FighterPants.

 

[Lemonwater]

You get Patrick Death Starr

I insert a puppet.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a puppy.

I insert my crush's bf (hooray! Now's my chance!).

 

[Lemonwater]

He comes back out....but he's in little pieces and it's all bloody.

I insert lubricant XD

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get regreats of imminant dismality.

I insert BB code.

 

[XACE-K]

You get CC code.

I insert colors.

 

[ranmaru]

You get TASTE THE RAINBOW

I insert Pot o' GOLD

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a gold digger.

I insert the Devil Woman.

 

[ranmaru]

You get a .... DEVIL MAN.

I insert... DEATH NOTE

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!

I insert a classic.

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

You get an old guy.

I insert the delorium from back to the future.

 

[ranmaru]

You get... A PINK HOVER BOARD

I insert... A PINK HOVER BOARD... WITH BACON!

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

You get a pig riding a pink hoverboard. Who gets shot.

I insert £5,000,000s.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I get it and can't use it BECAUSE I'M IN AMERICA!!!

I pop this piece of crap in, expecting Ghostbusters, and, what do I get?

 

[ranmaru]

You get E5.ooo.oooz

:3 I insert WTF?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get WTF FTW

I insert an Easy Button.

 

[ranmaru]

You.. CLICK IT! :] This is what happens, though : http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/181469

I insert... BeaNS

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

You get a beanstalk.

I insert a clam.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a pearl.

I insert a hockey stick.

 

[Rapthehedgehog]

You get a hockey player.

I insert a magikarp.

 

[ranmaru]

YOU GET SPLASH ATTACK! IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

I insert POKE BALL