Vending Machine

[A1lion835]

You get youtube.

I insert daisho.

 

[ranmaru]

You get WAIFU

I insert DEFTONES

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get DEAF

I insert this.

 

[ranmaru]

You get MISS

I insert BEER

 

[A1lion835]

You get 99 bottles.

I insert my dad's pervertedness.

 

[ranmaru]

You get my mom's pervertedness. >_> EVEN WORSE

I insert my .... Videogame collection NOOOOOOo

 

[XACE-K]

You get $1,549.99

I insert Eor.

 

[ranmaru]

You get MARTHBEAST

I insert TOMNOMNOM

 

[XACE-K]

You get Tomato Cat.

I insert the random times where sumo uses caps lock for no reason.

 

[A1lion835]

YOU GET "HUH?"

I INSERT A CAPS LOCK DODGE. q

 

[ranmaru]

you get CAPZ LOCKE

I insert no lock

 

[XACE-K]

You get alt.

I insert delete.

 

[ranmaru]

You get CTRL

I insert BKSPC

 

[XACE-K]

You get an acronym.

I insert PR1NDL3.

 

[ranmaru]

You get PRINGLE

I insert GIRL CRACK YAY

 

[XACE-K]

You die.

I insert Ike.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a giant sword.

I insert giant sword<giant rock.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get lies.

I insert my iPod.

It has lived in joy and has graced my life for over a year. I got it February 26, 2007. But yesterday... During that dark day, my own mother went berserk and smashed it. I shall compliment to its memory by burying it into the vending machine. I had given the name "Mr. Awesome" to my iPod, and it has been fit for such a fine iPod till this very day.

R.I.P. my iPod, Mr. Awesome - 2-5-09

 

[A1lion835]

Um...you get my dying headphones.

I insert why Sly Fox thinks giant sword>giant rocks (seriously...a little help here?)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get because swords are cooler than rocks. Also, do you throw rocks at your enemies, or would you rather hit them with a sword?

I insert a lion eating Kirby with steak sauce.

 

[A1lion835]

You get you being there.

I insert Sly Fox understanding that a giant rock, unless spaced exceptionally poorly, goes through any sword attack.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a stubborn donkey.

I insert a constructive argument against A1lion's side of the debate.

 

[Scinn]

you both die for arguing

I insert a flying whale

 

[A1lion835]

You get a failboat.

I insert my earbuds. RIP.

 

[XACE-K]

You get blood.

I insert the color blue.

 

[ranmaru]

You get MR BLUE SKY

I insert FINAL FANTASY A+

 

[XACE-K]

You get it broke.

I insert love.

 

[ranmaru]

You get MARRIEGE

I insert DIVORCE

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a DIVORCE RING

I insert PORK BOARDING!!

 

[ranmaru]

YOU GET PORK SKINS! *I am eating some right now*

I insert PORKY THE PIG!

 

[A1lion835]

You get VEGETARIANS.

I insert VEGATARIANS.

 

[ranmaru]

You get FRUIT

I insert FOOD

 

[A1lion835]

You get CAPS.

I insert SPAC.

 

[ranmaru]

YOU GET SOLRAC (My NAME BACKWARDS)

I INSERT NAME

 

[XACE-K]

You get Carlos.

I insert corals.

 

[A1lion835]

You get "Ow! My manhood!"

I insert XD.

 

[Lemonwater]

You get XP

I insert Coraline

 

[Karptroopa]

You get... err... coral? >>

I insert yet another reference that I will not get.

 

[ranmaru]

You get AWESOME DUG

I insert DRAGON

 

[Karptroopa]

You get flamed by a troll.

I insert a fire troll.