Utah Thread - Dead thread is dead

[TheGrifBaller]

braking in new controller can`t wait till its worn down enough

 

[-Mars-]

A lot of you guys are so slow and terrible at Melee that it looks like Brawl.

Like I don't know how on earth the clock could get down to under 2 minutes in a Melee/PM match but somehow you guys manage it

Oh and am I on that gym leader thing? I can't view the site on my phone, of so plz leave me off of it I'm really bad at Melee tbh

 

[Remioli]

A lot of you guys are so slow and terrible at Melee that it looks like Brawl.

Like I don't know how on earth the clock could get down to under 2 minutes in a Melee/PM match but somehow you guys manage it

Oh and am I on that gym leader thing? I can't view the site on my phone, of so plz leave me off of it I'm really bad at Melee tbh

Ya, but after they take someone's stock, they wavedash, tech to shine, raptor boost, jump cancel dair into dash dance into hax dance into shine boosted shffl fair into wall tech, short hop laser, jump cancel cluster****, ledge cancel sing, raptor boost to shine, into sshhhfffllll bair, into rollout cancel waved land, into ken combo, into l canceled dancing blade. So obviously they know what they are doing.

Then I get back on the stage and they fair and fsmash.

 

[Pumpinz]

Anyone in the South Ogden - Layton area want to play some smash at my place? Looking at you @ -Mars- @Roguay @ Mr. Fox @ Support.

 

[Tane]

Anyone in the South Ogden - Layton area want to play some smash at my place? Looking at you @ -Mars- @Roguay @ Mr. Fox @ Support.

Just come to my fest.

I'm hosting btw.

 

[Support.]

Anyone in the South Ogden - Layton area want to play some smash at my place? Looking at you @ -Mars- @Roguay @ Mr. Fox @ Support.

I'm down. Probably be bad since all i play is SSF4 AE. But who knows?

 

[Tuesday]

@ Superw0rri0 The gif in my sig is a girl... here's a better picture of her.

 

[Death Arcana]

There's an awful lot more than 10 Melee players in Utah. I'll list just a couple of them.
Me, Support, Grif, Pumpinz, Zykrath, Roguay, his crew of what, at least 3 people, Hatch, you, Apples, Shylock, Worrio, Devon, Mars, Kenny, Yaz, Tsu, Alchemist (don't know how to spell his name), Poophandler, Adlp, his crew, that other Cedar City player (sorry, forgot your name), Perfect Chaos, etc.
And it's growing.

who the **** told you i play melee?? im only good cause you guys suck **** at ****ing *****

theres like 8 gym leaders... and 4 elite 4... so thats 12 people. and theres like 10 people who play melee in utah? i question the math of this.

what this guy said

A lot of you guys are so slow and terrible at Melee that it looks like Brawl.

Like I don't know how on earth the clock could get down to under 2 minutes in a Melee/PM match but somehow you guys manage it

Oh and am I on that gym leader thing? I can't view the site on my phone, of so plz leave me off of it I'm really bad at Melee tbh

HAHAHA
the TRUTH
my matches in brawl go faster then some of these melee matches

 

[Tane]

also, if anyone who smokes cigs comes to my fest, I will ****ing **** your butthole with the nearest inanimate object I can find if you smoke on the porch. My stupid landlord freaked the **** out after salt fest because she found a bunch of butts on the porch and threatened to evict us. So if you gotta smoke, walk to the 7/11 down the street. Or something. Just don't leave the butts on the porch or smoke on the porch.

 

[net1234]

also, if anyone who smokes cigs comes to my fest, I will ****ing **** your butthole with the nearest inanimate object I can find if you smoke on the porch. My stupid landlord freaked the **** out after salt fest because she found a bunch of butts on the porch and threatened to evict us. So if you gotta smoke, walk to the 7/11 down the street. Or something. Just don't leave the butts on the porch or smoke on the porch.

wow that guy was probably a total asshole.
also whens the fest?

 

[socandrewcer]

also, if anyone who smokes cigs comes to my fest, I will ****ing **** your butthole with the nearest inanimate object I can find if you smoke on the porch. My stupid landlord freaked the **** out after salt fest because she found a bunch of butts on the porch and threatened to evict us. So if you gotta smoke, walk to the 7/11 down the street. Or something. Just don't leave the butts on the porch or smoke on the porch.

What time you starting. I get off work at 5

 

[net1234]

What time you starting. I get off work at 5

think i can get a ride on the way? im like 1o mins from his place

 

[Pumpinz]

Just come to my fest.

I'm hosting btw.

I don't want to drive all the way down there man. it's like 35 minutes minimum to SLC.

 

[net1234]

I don't want to drive all the way down there man. it's like 35 minutes minimum to SLC.

were goin until like 3:00 dont be a *****

 

[socandrewcer]

think i can get a ride on the way? im like 1o mins from his place

Yeah dude just text me where you live

But you might need a ride back cuz I'm leaving at 9ish

 

[Pumpinz]

were goin until like 3:00 dont be a *****

I get too avoid you also.... the benefits just keep increasing.

 

[socandrewcer]

Hey guys I understand Pumpinz. Staying up till 3 is scary

 

[Ken Neth]

tomorrow I will be taking all $1 PM Bo3 money matches
spending up to $15
get at me

I'll MM you. $5?

HAHAHA
the TRUTH
my matches in brawl go faster then some of these melee matches

my grandmother could literally run a marathon in the time it takes you to show up for/finish a set. F you and your freaking time outs. You got what you deserved.

 

[Superw0rri0]

Ya, but after they take someone's stock, they wavedash, tech to shine, raptor boost, jump cancel dair into dash dance into hax dance into shine boosted shffl fair into wall tech, short hop laser, jump cancel cluster****, ledge cancel sing, raptor boost to shine, into sshhhfffllll bair, into rollout cancel waved land, into ken combo, into l canceled dancing blade. So obviously they know what they are doing.

Then I get back on the stage and they fair and fsmash.

You make the best posts

 

[Superw0rri0]

@ T Tane I'll see if I can go... I don't have any homework tonight but I might be doing something with other people... You'll know I'm coming if you find me in your living room.

*Just realizes the double post*
*Hopes he doesn't end up as a blood sacrifice to @Aerodrome *
*Realizes he tagged Aerodrome*
Well... it was nice knowing you guys

Speaking of Aerodrome... I vote Aerodrome for Champion of our gym leader thing.

 

[Sinz]

Aerodrome doesn't even play Smash

 

[Snap.]

I'll MM you. $5?

my grandmother could literally run a marathon in the time it takes you to show up for/finish a set. F you and your freaking time outs. You got what you deserved.

1 rule, no pit
#nerfpit

 

[socandrewcer]

1 rule, no pit
#nerfpit

So you gonna money match me

 

[Tane]

What time you starting. I get off work at 5

Literally whenever. I'm home right now, so anytime you wanna come is cool.

 

[Superw0rri0]

Aerodrome doesn't even play Smash

And that matters because.........?

 

[socandrewcer]

And that matters because.........?

It means he can't shine spike or chain grab. So I'd say you're safe

 

[Mr. Fox]

Well, I can see this is going to be a lot more effort than it's worth.

I'm just going to stop trying to run this league thing, and I'm going to take a long break from showing up at a Utah event for a while. I'll be back when I feel up to all this bull again.

See ya guys later.

 

[net1234]

#utahdrama

 

[Superw0rri0]

Yo @ T Tane
If i come over can we get a dedicated laptop or monitor or whatever for UFGTX?

 

[Pumpinz]

Hey guys I understand Pumpinz. Staying up till 3 is scary

I'm not driving down there two days in a row!

 

[socandrewcer]

I'm not driving down there two days in a row!

I know! Salt Lake City scares the crap out of me. I'll probably go to Ogden instead tonight because it's not as scary

 

[Remioli]

If this elite four and gym thing takes off, I call 24 hour fitness. Wait, how does this whole thing work again?

 

[socandrewcer]

If this elite four and gym thing takes off, I call 24 hour fitness. Wait, how does this whole thing work again?

That's a great idea! You can only have a gym battles at actual gyms! I call gold's gym

 

[Sinz]

And that matters because.........?

Because he won't play Falco against you.

 

[Tomacawk]

i'm almost 24 years old for christ sake, this is just ultra lame to me but i have withheld my opinion because everybody else seemed to enjoy it. no need to be so discouraged shiro, just have fun with those who want to. i know how annoying and defeating it can feel when you go far out of your way to try to make people happy and they just ignore you / shoot you down, but keep your chin up buddy

 

[socandrewcer]

I am serious about my gym rules V

u were srz about time out thing.

 

[BillNyeTheSamusGuy]

Well, I can see this is going to be a lot more effort than it's worth.

I'm just going to stop trying to run this league thing, and I'm going to take a long break from showing up at a Utah event for a while. I'll be back when I feel up to all this bull again.

See ya guys later.

Don't give up dude! there were a bunch of ppl who were into it.

I am serious about my gym rules V

Your rules were funny, and made sense for something like this. Srsly how many ppl have practice timing an opponent out?

 

[socandrewcer]

Srsly how many ppl have practice timing an opponent out?

Thank you for the scientific analysis. I am doing my best for the community. I'm trying to bring the traits of the greatest game of all time (Brawl) to a game almost as good.

On a serious note...I feel that I need to introduce myself to everyone that I don't know this saturday. Gotta fellowship the new guys

 

[Superw0rri0]

@ T Tane I'm coming over

 

[Tomacawk]

tane i'm also gunna be heading out soon. probably won't stay for more than a few hours doe