This is so incredibly unfair. Why would you guys suddenly turn spiteful to this thread? It is not a noob thread, whatsoever. The fact that most of the people ridiculing me have Fox and Falco avatars- coupled with the fact that you're calling me a "noob"- is perfect evidence of my point. You have grounds to argue if, and only if, you actually have personal experience with low-tier characters defeating a-teir characters with both players having the same skill level.
One thing you CANNOT do is try to insult my cause when you YOURSELF only use one of those a-tier characters, never using the others in serious gameplay. Allow me to be mellodramatic here and say that this type of player would never understand where I'm coming from.
I totally acknowledge those of you who claim they know plenty of people that are incredible with the underdog characters. I mean, that's awesome, and I commend people for trying to max out their skills with lesser characters, but here's a question: In all the major SSBM tournaments held, nation-wide and world-wide, what were the characters used for each final? Has any major tournament ever boiled down to a Sheik and a Yoshi? Or a Marth and a Mewtwo? Or a Falco and a Ness? I honestly can't answer that, but I have extreme doubts.
Someone tell me all of the victors of all the world tournaments and US-nation-wide tournaments and give what character they were. If one answer is something other than Fox, Falco, Marth, or Sheik, I'll throw in the towel on this one and jump out of the n00b closet bareass naked.