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[Deleted member]

[starts up Xenoblade X anew and gets close to the NLA gates]
[gets ambushed by level 10 monsters and I try to outrun them as the chase music plays]
[music suddenly stops]
[...then changes to Uncontrollable as Hayreddin the Territorial proceeds to punch the **** out of me]

I’ve missed you too, Xenoblade X. I’ve missed you too.

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lol I remember Dunkey's XC video where he gets ambushed and killed by Rotbart and complains about it

welcome to xenoblade

 

[KMDP]

They take the bait every single time.

Isabelle is an internet troll in her free time.

She's really good at pushing buttons.

 

[Just a penguin]

Technically, one could say that Bowser's Up Smash impales opponents and later pushes the body upwards.

 

[Deleted member]

Of all the issues with translating characters into Smash "how do you impale someone without it being gory" was not one I thought needed to be discussed.

 

[Just a penguin]

Of all the issues with translating characters into Smash "how do you impale someone without it being gory" was not one I thought needed to be discussed.

It wasn't the argument we needed, but it was definitely the one we deserve.

 

[Gentlepanda]

snake uses his forward smash and explodes into a hundred gory giblets because otherwise it wouldn't be faithful to real life

 

[Deleted member]

I also forgot the classic shot were a recurring Kirby character probably got injuries in the skull and brain thanks to a crocodile with strong claws.

 

[KMDP]

Of all the issues with translating characters into Smash "how do you impale someone without it being gory" was not one I thought needed to be discussed.

Me neither.

 

[SneakyLink]

I also forgot the classic shot were a recurring Kirby character probably got injuries in the skull and brain thanks to a crocodile with strong claws.

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Don’t forget the part where Little Mac and Ken get sent through a giant stadium screen

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

And they say Doom Slayer is "Too Violent" for Smash smh

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

People punch each other in Super Smash Bros, so obviously, there should be some blood and teeth flying.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

I also forgot the classic shot were a recurring Kirby character probably got injuries in the skull and brain thanks to a crocodile with strong claws.

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Still nothing compared to Mega Man being impaled and Mario getting his neck snapped by Ridley.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Don’t forget the part where Little Mac and Ken get sent through a giant stadium screen

little mac and ken were both seriously injured in their collision with the glass, receiving multiple deep gashes and cuts, and have sued ring champion incineroar for tens of thousands of dollars in damages, grievous assault, and violation of ring safety standards

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

little mac and ken were both seriously injured in their collision with the glass, receiving multiple deep gashes and cuts, and have sued ring champion incineroar for tens of thousands of dollars in damages, grievous assault, and violation of ring safety standards

Grinch leak supporters, in a nutshell

 

[Deleted member]

The Inkling at the reveal trailer of Ultimate?
She got blind as hell after seeing a gigantic ball of pure fire similar to the sun.

 

[SneakyLink]

The inkling at the reveal trailer of Ultimate?
She got blind as hell after seeing a gigantic ball of pure fire similar to the sun.

Isabelle’s trailer

Nothing happened except Tom Nook saw it and died inside

 

[osby]

and has guns.

 

[Deleted member]

and has guns.

Diddy has a coconut gun.
And it fires in spurts.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Diddy has a coconut gun.
And it fires in spurts.

if he shoots you
it's gonna hurt like ****ing crazy yo, those peanuts are no joke

 

[SneakyLink]

Diddy has a coconut gun.
And it fires in spurts.

If it shoots ya

Its gonna hurt

 

[Pyra]

and has guns.

I can understand Hideki Kojima using guns, but Banjo Kazooie doesn't use guns- unless you count when Kazooie is held like one, I suppose.

 

[Deleted member]

Isabelle’s trailer

Nothing happened except Tom Nook saw it and died inside

I demand justice for Tom Nook.

 

[Just a penguin]

and has guns.

Well, I mean, Duck Hunt Duo only summons someone else who shoots at the opponent.

Clearly, the best compromise solution is for Scorpion to take out his phone and call a friend as proficient as impaling as he is.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Snake has explosives and grenades.

 

[osby]

Diddy has a coconut gun.
And it fires in spurts.

I thought it was a peanut gun.

 

[Deleted member]

I demand justice for Tom Nook.
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He’ll get his chance another day like Chrom did.

I thought it was a peanut gun.

It shoots coconuts and peanuts.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

if he shoots you
it's gonna hurt like ****ing crazy yo, those peanuts are no joke

Especially for the characters with peanut allergies.

 

[KMDP]

Isabelle’s trailer

Nothing happened except Tom Nook saw it and died inside

While Isabelle's trailer was being filmed, one of the citizens was getting brutally murdered in the alleyway behind the town hall.

 

[osby]

I demand justice for Tom Nook.
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You lost me at the fashion sense part.

 

[Just a penguin]

Diddy has a coconut gun.
And it fires in spurts.

An original thought is never possible in the age of mass media.

 

[osby]

I can understand Hideki Kojima using guns, but Banjo Kazooie doesn't use guns- unless you count when Kazooie is held like one, I suppose.

Well, I mean, Duck Hunt Duo only summons someone else who shoots at the opponent.

And that's ignoring the third person shooting at the characters on-screen.

 

[Pyra]

And that's ignoring the third person shooting at the characters on-screen.

Which Banjo game lets them summon people with guns? Kazooie shoots eggs.

 

[KMDP]

An original thought is never possible in the age of mass media.

...I wonder what's for dinner...?

 

[Deleted member]

Which Banjo game lets them summon people with guns? Kazooie shoots eggs.

Banjo-Kashooty, it came out a couple days ago

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

...I wonder what's for dinner...?

Oh boy, I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorock!

 

[SneakyLink]

Which Banjo game lets them summon people with guns? Kazooie shoots eggs.

Oh you never played Banjo Fourie?

It was a weird game

 

[Zeox]

Guys, I have the new Smash DLC Character, pls don't leak:

 

[Deleted member]

An original thought is never possible in the age of mass media.

It is possible, check this out:

Spoiler

I would prefer to get the Baby Metroid as a fighter over Sylux in Smash

 

[Just a penguin]

...I wonder what's for dinner...?

As a CDI king once said

 

[Deleted member]

Guys, I have the new Smash DLC Character, pls don't leak:
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I got the reference.