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[Just a penguin]

**** it let's play monkey's paw


Make a wish and i'll twist it in terrible ways.

Spoiler

No "This character gets in Smash" wishes please, let's be original.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Knight Dude]

Well, if it can't be helped...

...I call dibs.

That's just Shanoa in Camo.

 

[staindgrey]

**** it let's play monkey's paw


Make a wish and i'll twist it in terrible ways.

Spoiler

No "This character gets in Smash" wishes please, let's be original.

I want my Dragon Age II Exalted March expansion that Dragon Age Inquisition screwed up.

Not like that monkey's paw can screw over Bioware's future any more than it currently is.

 

[Noipoi]

I wish that Rottytops could get her own spin off game. ;p

The game kills whoever finishes it.

Hope it was worth it.

Advance Wars and Golden Sun return from the dead.

Four words

Chibi Robo: Zip-lash

I'll throw you a wish, Noi: I wish I could shapeshift, both internally and externally, into anything at will

You are now required to **** another member of whatever you are. Even if you're an inanimate object.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

That's just Shanoa in Camo.

That's impossible Shanoa is an LGBT ally she would NEVER join the military I'm shaking rn

 

[Gentlepanda]

**** it let's play monkey's paw


Make a wish and i'll twist it in terrible ways.

Spoiler

No "This character gets in Smash" wishes please, let's be original.

i have my very own real life plushiedea that is sentient and wields a knife and protects me from harm

 

[Deleted member]

Guys can we please not talk about foot fetishism, 'kay thanks.

another weaksauce big text instead of the chad Bold Text

at least it's orange this time
good on you for spicing it up

 

[Dyllybirdy]

The game kills whoever finishes it.

Hope it was worth it.

I don't get it. Where's the downside to this?

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Guys can we please not talk about foot fetishism, 'kay thanks.

Reminds me of that one time I brought up Chun-Li in here. Talking about women in skivvies is fine, but the second you compliment legs, you get the FBI called on you.

I don't get it. Where's the downside to this?

I mean, to be fair, Total Distortion thinks you can still improve your score after you got killed.

 

[Deleted member]

i have my very own real life plushiedea that is sentient and wields a knife and protects me from harm

she mrgrgrs slightly too aggressively at you one day. realizing that she is a potential threat to your safety, she stabs herself. you watch her bleed out in your arms

 

[Noipoi]

i want big bibby goth gf

She takes the darkness thing way too far. She will frequently try to kill you, herself, and other people who get too close to you on a daily basis. She will destroy your possessions, cut off your finger, and eat your hair.

You can never get rid of her.

I wish I’d be able to meet you guys and give you all hugs.

You have to go home with one of us and live in their closet

forever

 

[Will]

Reminds me of that one time I brought up Chun-Li in here. Talking about women in skivvies is fine, but the second you compliment legs, you get the FBI called on you.

they're for fightin not for ****in

 

[Ura]

And you're gonna hate me for this, but. I really liked the designs in that game.

Not the best AWs, but visually my favorite. The music was awesome too.

Nah I liked Days of Ruin. Just not as an Advance Wars game if you get what I mean. I would appreciate it more if it were somehow it's own series or a branch of the Wars series.

As for the design, it was pretty good. It marked the departure of longtime designer Ryo Hirata who worked on the series since the first GBA title and I believe the designer for King of Fighters was brought on. Music was also really lit to I agree. It's tracks weren't as jovial as the Wars World ones but it really set the tone for how dark the game is.

Any new AW (whenever that will happen) will most likely have a completely new setting and new characters. Though I would expect the old guard like Andy & Will to return via post-release content if that were to happen.

 

[Will]

She takes the darkness thing way too far. She will frequently try to kill you, herself, and other people who get too close to you on a daily basis. She will destroy your possessions, cut off your finger, and eat your hair.

You can never get rid of her.

Honestly doesn't sound too bad

 

[Deleted member]

The game kills whoever finishes it.

Hope it was worth it.


Four words

Chibi Robo: Zip-lash




You are now required to **** another member of whatever you are. Even if you're an inanimate object.

Considering I'd just use it to transform into a More Attractive Version of Myself™, I am 101% fine with that so jokes on you.

 

[staindgrey]

Reminds me of that one time I brought up Chun-Li in here. Talking about women in skivvies is fine, but the second you compliment legs, you get the FBI called on you.

Honestly we need to dial back that talk in general. But mods aren't always present and not everything is reported.

I'd just like it if we toned down talk on those subjects in general, even if tongue-in-cheek, so we avoid more mass-infractions in the future.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

i have my very own real life plushiedea that is sentient and wields a knife and protects me from harm

She watches Infowars and thinks video games are trying to make you gay and will cut off the water supply because the liberals put Communist Converting Juice in it to make you vote for Bernie Sanders. She also destroys all the food you have because it's made of Obamacare

 

[Will]

Considering I'd just use it to transform into a More Attractive Version of Myself™, I am 101% fine with that so jokes on you.

dang shishoe really gonna go hard on selfcest

 

[Dyllybirdy]

You have to go home with one of us and live in their closet

forever

I hope that closest is mi-

 

[Noipoi]

I wish I knew what to wish for.

You wish for everyone you talk to to be assassinated

I want my Dragon Age II Exalted March expansion that Dragon Age Inquisition screwed up.

Not like that monkey's paw can screw over Bioware's future any more than it currently is.

They screw it up again

even harder

i have my very own real life plushiedea that is sentient and wields a knife and protects me from harm

If you ever

ever

Kasumipost again

you're losing your ****

 

[Gentlepanda]

video games are trying to make you gay

three houses is all part of the liberal agenda

i've seen the light

thank you, plushiedea

 

[Schnee117]

When the "Avenge the Fallen" title has fallen

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Honestly we need to dial back that talk in general. But mods aren't always present and not everything is reported.

I'd just like it if we toned down talk on those subjects in general, even if tongue-in-cheek, so we avoid more mass-infractions in the future.

Alrighty then.

Everyone, please don't post people in bikinis! Even if they are potential playable characters.

 

[Wademan94]

You have to go home with one of us and live in their closet

forever

I hope that closest is mi-

Don’t encourage him.

 

[Ura]

Four words

Chibi Robo: Zip-lash

But like...

Dude the Switch is much more successful for niche series than the 3DS was. Not to mention Zip-Lash was a budget title IIRC.

I don't think the Monkey's Paw has screwed these series over just yet.

 

[Gentlepanda]

If you ever

ever

Kasumipost again

you're losing your ****

plushiesumi will do her best to save me and die in the process

plushiedea then takes my entire family hostage

 

[Metal Shop X]

Guys can we please not talk about foot fetishism, 'kay thanks.



And you're gonna hate me for this, but. I really liked the designs in that game.

Not the best AWs, but visually my favorite. The music was awesome too.

Yeah, let's not talk about foot fetishism.

Instead, let's talk about my l e g g fetish and-

ARGGHHHHHHH, I WAS JUST JOKING!!! GAAAAHHHH!!!!

 

[Deleted member]

Have I mentioned how excited I am for tonight? Cause I'm totally excited for tonight it's gonna be great! So my favorite TV Show is going to have their season finale tonight and I'm excited to see what all happens.

Spoiler

There are a bunch of storylines that need to be dealt with for example one of the main storylines revolve around one of the Main Characters being possessed by a demon and later John Constantine made a portal to Hell in order to save Ray Palmer's soul (That's the person who got possessed) yet Constantine was screwed over and is now being tortured by a bunch of Demons, How does he get out of this predicament and save Ray's soul? Then on the other hand how do the Main Characters outside of hell beat the main Antagonist whom is possessing their friend? There's a lot going on and that's just two out of like 4-5 story lines.

Whatever they do I'm sure it's going to be interesting, The show is such a campy show and doesn't take itself seriously at all but that's what makes it so great it's usually campy and light-hearted fun but sometimes when it needs to it can take itself seriously. The show is really great and while it's not perfect, No show is, I have faith in the writers and cast to make something at least enjoyable. They haven't disappointed me yet except for the first season which looking back on it isn't all that great or at least not as great as it is later down the road in Season 2, 3 and yes 4.

 

[BlueMonk]

Alrighty then.

Everyone, please don't post people in bikinis! Even if they are potential playable characters.

he's not saying not to post scantily clad characters, only to tone down how much you talk about wanting to **** them

 

[Deleted member]

Alrighty then.

Everyone, please don't post people in bikinis! Even if they are potential playable characters.

how did you miss the entire point of that post so easily

it's impressive

 

[Deleted member]

Real talk though, it's interesting that the idea of a Microsoft character has been as widely accepted as it has been when nothing really points to it.

If Banjo weren't a Microsoft property, I wonder if as many people would be onboard with the idea?

Its just that people just imagine that since relationship between both companies is good it means something.

If MS didnt owned BK, their fans would just move to whichever company owns them.

I'm curious, will Smash Ultimate be the first time a DQ Protagonist will be in a crossover game? From the other crossover games it was mainly Slime, Dragonlord and the other party members like Jessica, Bianca, Yangus, Alena etc that represents Dragon Quest.

Some have appeared in a few Itadaki/Fortune Street games.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

But like...

Dude the Switch is much more successful for niche series than the 3DS was. Not to mention Zip-Lash was a budget title IIRC.

I don't think the Monkey's Paw has screwed these series over just yet.

I don't think you understand the concept of the monkey paw. It literally makes it so that the games are budget titles and that only 7 people will buy it

 

[Mythra]

Ultimate Social Thread: But the title is Krillin

 

[Deleted member]

When the thread title dies for the Nth time

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

he's not saying not to post scantily clad characters, only to tone down how much you talk about wanting to **** them

how did you miss the entire point of that post so easily

it's impressive

Because somehow complimenting a part of the body = doing sweet love to it on here. Next thing you know, it'll be forbidden to talk about hugging someone.

So, anyway, since my wish of an Earthworm Jim sequel was already kind of a monkey paw wish, I guess I'll wish for a proper remake of Ape Escape. What is the downside?

 

[PeridotGX]

**** it let's play monkey's paw


Make a wish and i'll twist it in terrible ways.

Spoiler

No "This character gets in Smash" wishes please, let's be original.

Spoiler: Endgame

I wish the beginning scene where they murder Thanos in endgame would be moved to Infinity war. Therefore, he died once in both movies. Perfectly balanced.

 

[Ura]

I don't think you understand the concept of the monkey paw. It literally makes it so that the games are budget titles and that only 7 people will buy it

Oh well hot damn. That sucks.

 

[Michele]

Aw damn, I like it when titles in this thread get real creative...

 

[Hinata]

Serebii Update: The next issue of Japanese magazine, CoroCoro Ichiban, due out next month, is stated to have the "Latest Information for Pokémon Sword & Shield". Details @ https://t.co/gDbXkHSvkT pic.twitter.com/3rCWDfuuxg

— Serebii.net (@SerebiiNet) May 20, 2019

This just in: A gaming magazine that will be serialized after E3 has come and gone is apparently gonna give us news about Sword and Shield that we totally won't already know by the time the magazine comes out.

 

[Deleted member]

the thread title every 15 seconds:

aight but fr can y'all stop deleting it?
makin this place feel even more sterile than y'all think it's supposed to be