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[Deleted member]

Apparently enough to be put on house arrest!

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Ah, I see, enjoy your house arrest and remind me to not get anywhere near a 200-meter radius of you.

 

[osby]

But it’s so annoying! Why aren’t we teaching our kids that being annoying is wrong?

Because it's not. "Annoying" is subjective. If being annoying was wrong, we'd have no kids unpunished.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Anyway ignoring literally every conversation that’s going on right now, what is everyone planning to do today?

eat, sleep, water Neighbors plants and feed Neighbors cats, sleep, sleep, sleep, eat, eat, Watch Saltybet

 

[Deleted member]

But it’s so annoying! Why aren’t we teaching our kids that being annoying is wrong?

just because you personally find it annoying doesn't meant that it should be punishable that's a dumb idea

like i don't care for that banjo dude at all and i find him annoying but you wouldn't see me trying to punish a kid for liking it

 

[Pyra]

eat, sleep, water Neighbors plants and feed Neighbors, sleep, sleep, sleep, eat, eat, Watch Saltybet

eat neighbors plants
sleep neighbors cat

 

[Deleted member]

please, consider the following:
https://gifsound.com/?mp4=https://i.imgur.com/RsW1kbV&v=hMDlAj8iBrY&s=1

 

[Pyra]

just because you personally find it annoying doesn't meant that it should be punishable that's a dumb idea

like i don't care for that banjo dude at all and i find him annoying but you wouldn't see me trying to punish a kid for liking it

I am punishing you for NOT liking it however

 

[Deleted member]

y'all don't understand how much you use your left index finger until you sprain it

 

[Metal Shop X]

Hopefully more than I did yesterday. Turns out the wasps put a damper on my day after all and I didn't get much done.

Much later, probably dinner with the fam. Assuming I can open my front door safely by then.



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[EDIT]: It works now, I just wanted to post this anyway.

How could you do this to me red.

 

[redfeatherraven]

Man wasps are annoying
They’re just hate concentrated into a bug with wings

To be fair these may be some of the most laid-back wasps I've ever encountered.

I mean, yes, they got real pissed when I went after that little outcropping with my pocket knife, but other than that they've seemingly tolerated my presence from the word go. Never got aggressive, never stung me, just kinda wandered around until I whomped them with a broom.

But now they got a nest. That's an entrenched forward position, fam. Laid-back hours are over, we're at war.

I see. I have not been around for a while. Anything interesting?

Any good rumors?

No, but there's some bad ones.

For example: If anyone brings up Tetris cereal in your presence I advise laughing them out of the room.

 

[Pyra]

To be fair these may be some of the most laid-back wasps I've ever encountered.

I mean, yes, they got real pissed when I went after that little outcropping with my pocket knife, but other than that they've seemingly tolerated my presence from the word go. Never got aggressive, never stung me, just kinda wandered around until I whomped them with a broom.

But now they got a nest. That's an entrenched forward position, fam. Laid-back hours are over, we're at war.

Oh man.
Yeah no they’ve encroached on your territory.

Unleash your counter-wasps. Everyone has those just in case

 

[Deleted member]

I am punishing you for NOT liking it however

eat my [sarcastic insult that i won't be infracted for] [sarcastic insult that i won't be infracted for]

 

[KMDP]

How could you do this to me red.
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Looking at this image...

Why does Sonic have eyelashes, like, an inch above his muzzle, with the tears coming out of the border between the eyes and muzzle.

Sonic don't make no sense.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Looking at this image...

Why does Sonic have eyelashes, like, an inch above his muzzle, with the tears coming out of the border between the eyes and muzzle.

Sonic don't make no sense.

I think the tears are edited in.

 

[Pyra]

eat my [sarcastic insult that i won't be infracted for] [sarcastic insult that i won't be infracted for]

Oooh I love mad libs

“Eat my [slightly undercooked chicken], [health inspector]”

 

[Namasura]

Any good rumors?

My aunt works at Sakurai and said he is intentionally delaying all the announcements as revenge for all the suffering we have inflicted upon him. E3 reveal will start like a character reveal but just reveal that Joker Amiibo update, said updated when released will bring back the brave codename, though with stats tailor made to be plausible for 30 different characters, as well as references to pack 2 and pack 3 which will never be made. Second character will be Mii Lord, a new Mii character with alternate uses of swords, spammable projectiles and Brawl-like hovering,

 

[osby]

Looking at this image...

Why does Sonic have eyelashes, like, an inch above his muzzle, with the tears coming out of the border between the eyes and muzzle.

Sonic don't make no sense.

"Doesn't" and "no" are both negative, therefore cancel each other and make Sonic's design sensible. Sorry, I don't make no rules.

 

[Deleted member]

50 pages in 15 hours? **** man, what was the big drama this time?

 

[Deleted member]

Oooh I love mad libs

“Eat my [slightly undercooked chicken], [health inspector]”

Just switch the bad words for other stuff, like this:
Eat my ****ing burger, you burger-eater

That's how you maintain a healthy and happy Smash communuty

 

[drag0nscythe]

Y’all he’s not new here he just hasn’t been here in forever


Mmm, not a whole lot of much, if you don’t count the Erdrick rumors and such

Darn. I was hoping for something good.

Oh well. Any character decomfirmations? Last i heard, the running was

Steve and dq character. No banjo.

 

[Tots Woz]

like i don't care for that banjo dude at all and i find him annoying but you wouldn't see me trying to punish a kid for liking it

Now that I'm back, Fay, while you may say this, may I interest you in something called uhhhh

that good ****?

 

[Gentlepanda]

brain: panda you need to stop spamming joker's grappling hook, your opponent just predicts it and maneuvers out of the way
me, an intellectual who don't need no brain:

 

[redfeatherraven]

How could you do this to me red.

Odd question but since you asked:

1. Locate the appropriate snark
2. Select Insert > Media
3. Paste the link, click Continue
4. Click Post Reply

Oh man.
Yeah no they’ve encroached on your territory.

Unleash your counter-wasps. Everyone has those just in case

My friend, there are some weapons of war too terrible to unleash.



Also when they finished the job they'd probably set up shop and just be "the wasps" from then on out, and I'd be right back where I began.

 

[SneakyLink]

50 pages in 15 hours? **** man, what was the big drama this time?

I think there was something involving a YouTube personality.

 

[Deleted member]

Oooh I love mad libs

“Eat my [slightly undercooked chicken], [health inspector]”

eat my [i'm still salty that that ****'s even infraction worthy to begin with considering that it's obvious ****ing sarcasm and "oh no if younger users see someone saying the (censored) fword it'll look bad and toxic uwu" like bruh don't give me that **** this whole thread should be banned if that's the case] [female dog]

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

An Xbox logo with flames in it doesn’t mean it’s Smash related. You have to jump through ridiculously shaped hoops to come to that conclusion, especially right after the GoT console is being advertised. GoT=dragons=fire

It’s as if we discard context just to make our own narratives at times. You can’t do that just to make a stronger argument.

If we punished people for being annoying, then everyone would be imprisoned. I wouldn’t teach children anymore. They’d all just immediately be out in jail.

There may be more adults though.

 

[Pyra]

Darn. I was hoping for something good.

Oh well. Any character decomfirmations? Last i heard, the running was

Steve and dq character. No banjo.

On the contrary, if there’s a Microsoft rep at all I’ve decided to put my money on Banjo

 

[drag0nscythe]

My aunt works at Sakurai and said he is intentionally delaying all the announcements as revenge for all the suffering we have inflicted upon him. E3 reveal will start like a character reveal but just reveal that Joker Amiibo update, said updated when released will bring back the brave codename, though with stats tailor made to be plausible for 30 different characters, as well as references to pack 2 and pack 3 which will never be made. Second character will be Mii Lord, a new Mii character with alternate uses of swords, spammable projectiles and Brawl-like hovering,

Your aunt sounds awesome. Tell her to put goemon in the game.

 

[Tots Woz]

By the way, no matter what you say about Smash Ultimate's OST, we can all agree that it's a massive flop for the simple fact that it doesn't include the single greatest song in video games.

Ya had one chance, Samurai.

 

[IsmaR]

I see. I have not been around for a while. Anything interesting?

Any good rumors?

An unlisted video exists on the Japanese Smash Youtube, which leads some to believe we might get an announcement sooner than E3.

Other than that the same old speculation stuff. Most people doubled down on the DQ character being Erdrick.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

50 pages in 15 hours? **** man, what was the big drama this time?

Let's see... political debates, YouTuber scandals, and the return of our lord and savior, Tots Woz ...

So uh... quite a lot, actually

 

[Metal Shop X]

Odd question but since you asked:

1. Locate the appropriate snark
2. Select Insert > Media
3. Paste the link, click Continue
4. Click Post Reply

My friend, there are some weapons of war too terrible to unleash.

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Also when they finished the job they'd probably set up shop and just be "the wasps" from then on out, and I'd be right back where I began.

OK, but how do I delete my computer?

 

[Deleted member]

Let's see... political debates, YouTuber scandals, and the return of our lord and savior, Tots Woz ...

So uh... quite a lot, actually

Well I hate being out of the loop, it's cold and damp, give me the rundown.

 

[osby]

By the way, no matter what you say about Smash Ultimate's OST, we can all agree that it's a massive flop for the simple fact that it doesn't include the single greatest song in video games.

Ya had one chance, Samurai.

I know Smashboards isn't the best with media, I think you posted the wrong video by accident.

Spoiler

 

[Gentlepanda]

Well I hate being out of the loop, it's cold and damp, give me the rundown.

projared stuck his willy where it shouldn't have gone and as a result tots is back

 

[Deleted member]

OK, but how do I delete my computer?

it's a simple process

 

[drag0nscythe]

An unlisted video exists on the Japanese Smash Youtube, which leads some to believe we might get an announcement sooner than E3.

Other than that the same old speculation stuff. Most people doubled down on the DQ character being Erdrick.

I did hear about that. Bet it is the direct. Or placement for it.

 

[Pyra]

projared stuck his willy where it shouldn't have gone and as a result tots is back

Ah yes

He used the Infidelity Gauntlet

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Well I hate being out of the loop, it's cold and damp, give me the rundown.

Turns out ProJared cheated on his wife, Heidi, and has done some interesting stuff with minors...

 

[Deleted member]

I know Smashboards isn't the best with media, I think you posted the wrong video by accident.

Spoiler

i believe you meant

Spoiler