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[Coricus]

SIKE.

YOU ****ING THOUGHT.

HEY Y'ALL, SCOTT HERE.

In case you need affirmation, Gentlepanda Noipoi @Opossum @tehponycorn and definitely Hinata can confirm this is me.

FINALLY, a YouTube celebrity we can look up to.

Welcome back, Tots!

 

[Mythra]

Pretty sure at this moment, Tots has beaten us all in the post to like ratio.

1:10 ratio rn

FlexTheWoz

 

[Noipoi]

when you read the comments from october

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Ahhh The Grinch days, my biggest love/hate relationship of 2018.

It'll be funny if Banjo is the only surviving Grincher

 

[Tots Woz]

All it took was ProJared in a Sailor Mercury outfit and his penis to bring me back, huh.

 

[Deleted member]

Okay so you know how in Deadpool two Deadpool lost his legs but they slowly grew back and he had baby legs and a baby penis for a while

Scott’s growing back and he’s currently just a set of baby legs and a baby penis

Yeah I think this night has been the most productive and weird night I've experienced in awhile.

I found out about a rumor going around is that my favorite Show will be cancelled next year and I caught up with it with my favorite character possessed and dead so that happened, This whole ProJared situation happened, Then the dude himself Tots came back and now you say whatever this is.

I think I need to go recover from this fever dream.

 

[Zinith]

1:10 ratio rn

FlexTheWoz

And here I am not even at 1:2

 

[Hinata]

And with the return of Tots...

Spoiler

All of the fallen have been avenged...

 

[Deleted member]

Tots coming back is so ****ing hype but it also reminds me that nobody would miss me if I died tomorrow or something.

me trying to solve the puzzle with zero context of who these people are

Ross was Holly's boyfriend, Holly was the girl Jared cheated with, and Heidi was Jared's wife.

 

[ZephyrZ]

My bicycle was sacrificed for the Soul Stone so that Tots could return.

 

[Mythra]

ProJared in a Sailor Mercury outfit

Wait, that ****ing blurry image I saw in /b/ was real?


Brb

 

[Noipoi]

And with the return of Tots...

Spoiler

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All of the fallen have been avenged...

It really is endgame

 

[Deleted member]

My bicycle was sacrificed for the Soul Stone so that Tots could return.

Tots was so mighty that he needed two souls to be revived, First your Bike and then my favorite character in my favorite show dying.

I would say it's worth it though.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Wait, that ****ing blurry image I saw in /b/ was real?


Brb
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kirby's REALLY calling the police

 

[osby]

Ahhh The Grinch days, my biggest love/hate relationship of 2018.

It'll be funny if Banjo is the only surviving Grincher

: "Am I a joke to you?"

 

[Deleted member]

And with the return of Tots...

Spoiler

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All of the fallen have been avenged...

We are still ironically missing John Dylan Smith

 

[Tots Woz]

alright so now how do I get my 13K likes back

 

[Idon]

We are still ironically missing John Dylan Smith

... Whatever it takes.

 

[Pyra]

****ing hell turns out one of my longest internet friends is close friends with Heidi

Tonight is a mess

 

[Hinata]

alright so now how do I get my 13K likes back

The slow path, just like the rest of us.

imagine if your 13k likes were just restored right now, your post to like ratio would be INSANE

 

[Deleted member]

Wait, that ****ing blurry image I saw in /b/ was real?


Brb
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Jared cosplaying as Sailor Mercury? He appeared like that in a video regarding Sailor Moon. It's surreal.

 

[Gentlepanda]

alright so now how do I get my 13K likes back

topical scott memes, also the occasional kasumipost

 

[Deleted member]

ProJared in a Sailor Mercury outfit

Can someone deepfry this for me thanks

 

[Deleted member]

alright so now how do I get my 13K likes back

What ratio would that even be exactly? 5 messages-13k+ likes

 

[Idon]

alright so now how do I get my 13K likes back

Uhhh try the faygo method of making a BUTT ton of Thanos memes.

Or I guess Scott memes in your case.

 

[Gentlepanda]

What ratio would that even be exactly? 5 messages-13k+ likes

1 post : 2600 likes

 

[Swamp Sensei]

****ing hell turns out one of my longest internet friends is close friends with Heidi

Tonight is a mess

You seem to know everybody

 

[Tots Woz]

Anyways, y'all are probably wanting an explanation, and I don't blame you. In short, mental health is starting to get better and I figured out ways to stop actual health problems, and I got a raise coming up and hours are all good, finally figured out the reason.

I believe those were the main reasons that Hinata had relayed, but it's gonna be a slow start, ofc. This month is definitely turning out good, though.

I really am happy that y'all missed me. It really helped me cope 'n' ****.

 

[staindgrey]

Ross was Holly's boyfriend, Holly was the girl Jared cheated with, and Heidi was Jared's wife.

Then I assume that conversation wasn't 18hrs ago.

That's what was throwing me. Hinata gave me the diagram but I had the H's confused and-- I still don't know why I'm pretending to be a part of this whole topic.

 

[Deleted member]

1 post : 2600 likes

Imagine having a 2, 3 or 4 like ratio while Tots is the only person in Smashboards history to get 2600 likes per post.

This dude not only flexed so hard he got revived he also got a 1-2600 like ratio, This man is an absolute madlad.

 

[Gentlepanda]

You seem to know everybody

Kevin was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Kevin, how about Tom Cruise?"

"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Kevin and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,

"Kevin! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"

Although impressed, Kevin's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Kevin that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Kevin says.

"President Obama," his boss quickly retorts.

"Yup," Kevin says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.

At the White House, Obama spots Kevin on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Kevin, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Kevin, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"Pope Francis," his boss replies.

"Sure!" says Kevin. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.

Kevin and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Kevin says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.

Sure enough, half an hour later Kevin emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Kevin returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.

Making his way to his boss' side, Kevin asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the **** is that on the balcony with Kevin?'

 

[staindgrey]

I really am happy that y'all missed me. It really helped me cope 'n' ****.

I appreciated the PM and would have sent one in kind had I seen it before you left. For what it's worth, it's nice having you back.

 

[Pyra]

You seem to know everybody

I have connections
Supposedly Ross and Holly breaking up WAS connected to this

Man
Wish I could reach out to Ross or something but I’m not close with any of em

 

[Hinata]

in other news apparently jared is also a pedophile

he encouraged one of his underage followers to send him nudes, knowing full well she was underage as she had admitted it to his face, and he pestered her so heavily that she eventually complied, and then jared responded by sending constant **** pics to her, while also admitting he had a blog specifically for nudes that he posted said underage individual's pictures on

i'm too tired to capitalize such a lengthy post right now so you get discord hinata

 

[staindgrey]

1 post : 2600 likes

If Freezerburn ever actually posted one single ****ing time in here he'd probably beat that.

 

[Gentlepanda]

in other news apparently jared is also a pedophile

he encouraged one of his underage followers to send him nudes, knowing full well she was underage as she had admitted it to his face, and he pestered her so heavily that she eventually complied, and then jared responded by sending constant **** pics to her, while also admitting he had a blog specifically for nudes that he posted said underage individual's pictures on

i'm too tired to capitalize such a lengthy post right now so you get discord hinata

imagine capitalizing posts

 

[Deleted member]

Anyways I'll just post the Projared in Sailor Mercury just for ****s and giggles before hitting the sack

Spoiler: Projared in Sailor Mercury Outfit

Spoiler: I'm putting it behind a few spoiler tags

Spoiler: It's weird

Spoiler: Really weird

Spoiler: Enjoy

 

[Gentlepanda]

Anyways I'll just post the Projared in Sailor Mercury just for ****s and giggles before hitting the sack

Spoiler: Projared in Sailor Mercury Outfit

Spoiler: I'm putting it behind a few spoiler tags

Spoiler: It's weird

Spoiler: Really weird

Spoiler: Enjoy

i've never been so glad for a broken image

 

[Deleted member]

in other news apparently jared is also a pedophile

he encouraged one of his underage followers to send him nudes, knowing full well she was underage as she had admitted it to his face, and he pestered her so heavily that she eventually complied, and then jared responded by sending constant **** pics to her, while also admitting he had a blog specifically for nudes that he posted said underage individual's pictures on

i'm too tired to capitalize such a lengthy post right now so you get discord hinata

Is there actually proof of this? I don't even want to know anymore...

 

[Deleted member]

in other news apparently jared is also a pedophile

he encouraged one of his underage followers to send him nudes, knowing full well she was underage as she had admitted it to his face, and he pestered her so heavily that she eventually complied, and then jared responded by sending constant **** pics to her, while also admitting he had a blog specifically for nudes that he posted said underage individual's pictures on

i'm too tired to capitalize such a lengthy post right now so you get discord hinata

Uh source? I fully trust you but I would like to know where this comes from.

 

[Mythra]

Anyways I'll just post the Projared in Sailor Mercury just for ****s and giggles before hitting the sack

Spoiler: Projared in Sailor Mercury Outfit

Spoiler: I'm putting it behind a few spoiler tags

Spoiler: It's weird

Spoiler: Really weird

Spoiler: Enjoy

I can't believe Warchamp saved my ass