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[Mythra]

"Heeeere's Cappy!"

Ok wrong weapon but I want it to work

Semi unrelated but I read this as "Heeeeere's Crappy!" and now Im laughing like big moron with my jaw locked.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Nostalgia Critic is someone who many people believe stopped being funny years ago and you're misunderstanding that what makea AVGN work is that the Nerd is his own character, entirely seperate from James Rolfe. Hell, Rolfe has said that his AVGN videos shouldn't be considered proper reviews. Compare them to any ACTUAL reviews made by the guy and there's a huge difference.

Cinemasins is not satire because it isn't actually satirizing anything. Especially as it's clear that you find the idea of using tropes is bad and the other typical garbage they spew

As I said. I understand now and I must confess I can be a pretty illiterate guy. Can't promise but I'll try to stop but might be hard given its a habit at this point.

 

[Will]

wahoo! yippee! i am responsible for twelve armed robberies in the past three days. hoo hoo! let's-a-go! mamma-mia!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! mario, my arch-nemesis! i'd beat you to a pulp, but the IRS have been hunting me and my corporation down for committing tax evasion in the state of louisiana from the years 2004 - 2012!!!

 

[Wademan94]

If Noipoi had the infinity gauntlet, we would all be smurfs.

What a disturbing reality considering his previous comments.

 

[redfeatherraven]

I don’t think anyone could **** either and have both parties be unscathed

I mean.

Could just be packing, like:

Hmm...That might be the old version. Could you maybe see if you can angle the camera at the starting point towards where the mafia goons were? Getting a shot of the balloons from that distance would also be super helpful, if you don't mind.

...think this is what you're after?

Also a Steam Controller is really not the way to go about this game, clearly. Miss my second stick so much. 's what I got on hand though.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

What a disturbing reality considering his previous comments.

Reality is often disappointing.

 

[Deleted member]

Do you want me to say something extremely cursed that I hate?

Spoiler

Kasumi Smurfette

 

[Deleted member]

What is everyone's funniest Marvel movie?

I mean he can already turn into an axe:

Spoiler

 

[Noipoi]

If Noipoi had the infinity gauntlet, we would all be smurfs.

Alright I don’t wanna **** a smurf holy ****

You make one comment on the internet and it follows you forever. How could this happen????

 

[Deleted member]

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it is human nature to fear the unknown, even if it might be beneficial to the next step in mankind's evolution

you, however, are no human

do you dare step off the beaten path

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

WOAH!! New marble race approaching, bet you didn't see that one coming...

 

[Graizen]

OK , little game!
What you want from Nintendo at E3 this year!

 

[Deleted member]

If Noipoi had the infinity gauntlet, we would all be smurfs.

I'm trying so hard to not make a weird comment right now. So hard!

 

[Deleted member]

Semi unrelated but I read this as "Heeeeere's Crappy!" and now Im laughing like big moron with my jaw locked.

Me every time I watch a Marvel movie

 

[Deleted member]

Everytime I am in here:

I'm trying so hard to not make a weird comment right now. So hard!

 

[Michael the Spikester]

So changing the subject but still on a familiar note. What's is everyone's favorite non-DC and Marvel film?

Mine would be the Hellboy movies.

 

[Noipoi]

OK , little game!
What you want from Nintendo at E3 this year!

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POKÉMON

ANIMAL CROSSING

TWO DLC REVEALS

 

[allison]

OK , little game!
What you want from Nintendo at E3 this year!

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licensed smurf dating sim

 

[Idon]

OK , little game!
What you want from Nintendo at E3 this year!

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This doesn't seem like much of a game to be honest.

 

[Will]

Kasumi Smurfette

you'll never see it smurfing

 

[redfeatherraven]

Alright I don’t wanna **** a smurf holy ****

You make one comment on the internet and it follows you forever. How could this happen????

I'm reminded of a story.

A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:

"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."

He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."

"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."

"But ya **** one goat.."

 

[Pyra]

Alright I don’t wanna **** a smurf holy ****

You make one comment on the internet and it follows you forever. How could this happen????

Because I actually have the gauntlet and willed this situation into existence for my entertainment

That’s why I kept pushing it

I’m sorry little one

 

[Wademan94]

Alright I don’t wanna **** a smurf holy ****

You make one comment on the internet and it follows you forever. How could this happen????

Have you forgotten how memes work?

@faygoshill if you smack someone with the handle of the axe (holding the blunt end of the blade) it is a club

Please don’t start this again.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

OK , little game!
What you want from Nintendo at E3 this year!

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Games.

 

[Zinith]

OK , little game!
What you want from Nintendo at E3 this year!

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Year of Yoshi 2020 announcement

 

[Pyra]

Have you forgotten how memes work?



Please don’t start this again.

@faygoshill wade’s biting commentary can be used as a club due to how blunt it usually is

 

[Deleted member]

So changing the subject but still on a familiar note. What's is everyone's favorite non-DC and Marvel film?

Mine would be the Hellboy movies.

My favorite movie of all time, even counting the DC and Marvel movies, is Rise of the Planet of the Apes

 

[Wademan94]

Games.

Setting the bar a little high there buddy.

 

[Roberk]

OK , little game!
What you want from Nintendo at E3 this year!

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Virtual Console

 

[Deleted member]

@faygoshill if you smack someone with the handle of the axe (holding the blunt end of the blade) it is a club

i'd wager it's more like an angry white gang member shooting his truck

as in, do you ever truly know

 

[Cutie Gwen]

What is everyone's funniest Marvel movie?

Spoiler

Thor Ragnarok without a doubt. It's able to make me laugh constantly, no doubt by Taika's writing and the improvised jokes, yet the serious moments still ended up hitting hard. Only thing I really disliked is that they brought back the dumb forced romance between Hulk and Black Widow, even if it was very brief

 

[Deleted member]

OK , little game!
What you want from Nintendo at E3 this year!

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Pokemon Sword and Shield information.

Animal Crossing for the Switch.

New fantastic games.

Two Smash Bros reveals, I do not care who. I would really want Steve, but whatever.
If Steve is already in, then I will be rooting for Sans.

That is it.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

My favorite movie of all time, even counting the DC and Marvel movies, is Rise of the Planet of the Apes

My bad should had been a little more clear. I mean non-DC and Marvel superhero film.

 

[Deleted member]

...think this is what you're after?

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Also a Steam Controller is really not the way to go about this game, clearly. Miss my second stick so much. 's what I got on hand though.

Yup, that's the old version alright. I've been told Steam Workshop can get cache errors that take a few hours to sort themselves out, so I'll see if it changes by tomorrow. If not, I'll try submitting the update again.

Thanks so much for the help!

 

[Deleted member]

Alright I don’t wanna **** a smurf holy ****

You make one comment on the internet and it follows you forever. How could this happen????

Sew one button, doesn't make you a tailor
cook one meal, doesn't make you a chef
but make one joke about ****ing a Smurf and you're a Smurf ****** for all of history

 

[Mythra]

Mythra can you remind me why the woman in that Telenovela meme attcked that girl in the wheel chair?

Lemme refresh my memory.
The crazy woman, Soraya, was kinda obsessed with the boy Fernando "Nandito", so she had a jealousy attack after he kissed the wheelchair girl.

 

[Deleted member]

Games.

Setting the bar a little high there buddy.

Yeah, you have to temper expectations!

 

[Deleted member]

GotG will always be iconic to me because Quill had absolutely no hesitation in shooting his dad continuously as soon as he heard the asshole killed his mom.
Like, people love to give him **** and the films even treat him like a Butt Monkey but just the fact he really doesn't care who the person who hurted a loved one of his is speaks volumes to his character. And he had been looking for his dad since, like, forever. It was the goal of his life yet he didn't even stop to process it for a second and honestly, mad respect for that.

Uhhh anyways, funny gwen maymay

 

[allison]

Thor Ragnarok without a doubt. It's able to make me laugh constantly, no doubt by Taika's writing and the improvised jokes, yet the serious moments still ended up hitting hard. Only thing I really disliked is that they brought back the dumb forced romance between Hulk and Black Widow, even if it was very brief

wait, i thought the only reference to hulkxblackwidow was the joke where thor tries to copy black widow's technique to calm hulk down and fails miserably

 

[Pyra]

i'd wager it's more like an angry white gang member shooting his truck

as in, do you ever truly know

Okay but in that metaphor which part is the club

Is it the white old gang member or the sounds that made me think people were being shot up near my apartment