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[Moydow]

may I have the fortune of being spared a slow, painful death

See the plus and minus icons? They let me add or remove from the like count one-by-one! I wonder who I should test this out on...

 

[Deleted member]

Thanks, guys.
I will try to visit more often.

This time I have a lot more reaction pictures and even videos.

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TBH, even though I know first parties are pretty much without hope at this point, Bandana Dee would be dope.

Anything Kirby in Ultimate's DLC would be dope.

 

[Deleted member]

See the plus and minus icons? They let me add or remove from the like count one-by-one! I wonder who I should test this out on...

One-by-one? Depending on the rate, seems like removing all 100,000 likes would be a very time-consuming process.

 

[Deleted member]

How are you, Smashboards users?

It's been months...

Nice to meet you person I've never met before, I've been good.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

This time I have a lot more reaction pictures and even videos.

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Oh yeah you'll fit in here perfectly fine.

Welcome home my friend.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

See the plus and minus icons? They let me add or remove from the like count one-by-one! I wonder who I should test this out on...

Wait hold up how the actual hell is it possible to add likes? How would that show up in data? Does it just say 'Unknown user' or something? And which post does it end up liking? The more my ****postomg causes the more questions we end up asking

 

[redfeatherraven]

corrin, robin, edea, and the snickles bar

a 3-part epic lauded as greater than the Iliad

IM GONNA DO IT

Snickles bar is super relevant.

Cause at least one person in that trio gonna:

 

[Pyra]

Ahahaha I’ll take that as a no. I’ll just show it when I’m finished then

 

[redfeatherraven]

Ahahaha I’ll take that as a no. I’ll just show it when I’m finished then

I woulda said yes but I was busy snarkily editing things.

I'll say yes now.

 

[Moydow]

Wait hold up how the actual hell is it possible to add likes? How would that show up in data? Does it just say 'Unknown user' or something? And which post does it end up liking? The more my ****postomg causes the more questions we end up asking

The database stores the total number of likes separately, because calculating the total every time a page is loaded would be way too inefficient. So basically, adding to the like count would be literally producing likes out of nowhere. They don't appear on any post, but you still "have" them anyway.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Ahahaha I’ll take that as a no. I’ll just show it when I’m finished then

but pyra, i gave you a like as a form of virtual thumbs up

 

[Chandeelure]

I wish I could upload some funny videos here, but it seems I have to upload them to Youtube first lol

how does this image make you feel?

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your answer will, in turn, decide your fate

 

[Cutie Gwen]

The database stores the total number of likes separately, because calculating the total every time a page is loaded would be way too inefficient. So basically, adding to the like count would be literally producing likes out of nowhere. They don't appear on any post, but you still "have" them anyway.

Damn. This site is able to create fake likes, inflating the economy, yet it can't ban nazis amd terfs

 

[Deleted member]

"hey girl, you wanna have a taste of my"

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Jokes on you that actually looks good. I would eat that.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

The database stores the total number of likes separately, because calculating the total every time a page is loaded would be way too inefficient. So basically, adding to the like count would be literally producing likes out of nowhere. They don't appear on any post, but you still "have" them anyway.

Moydow adding likes to someone's account:

 

[Deleted member]

Hey, there's more to our conversations than that!

We're also forming suicide pacts, remember?

That falls under the "rotating list of conversations" point, though, because we keep bringing it up.

Also I need to organize the conditions for the Banjo bet because some new things were added.

• TotsBS, if you return, you know your **** if Banjo or Heihachi aren't revealed at your guesses. Don't need to remind you.
• ShotoStar if Banjo is not in, you will have to main your least played fighter for two months, beat Battletoads (save states allowed only at start of a level), 100% DK 64, change your profile pic to my choosing, and write an essay topic of my choosing.
• If I, Bolderousness, loses the bet via no Banjo, I will have to 100% DK 64, beat Battletoads (save states allowed only at start of level), and delete my account. I will also have to watch Kamen Rider Blade upon Cutie Gwen and her conditions. I will also down hot sauce and change my avatar on someone's choice.
• tehponycorn, if Banjo isn't in, you will speedrun Minecraft All Advancements.
• Zeke The Zekenator, If Banjo gets in, you will marathon the entire Bubsy mainline series.
• SnakeFighter64, if Banjo isn't in, Steve gets in, and Banjo is only relegated to a skin, mii costume, or spirit, you will upload a video of yourself crying.
• Onereasonanddone, if there is no Banjo, you will play Megaman X7 on hard mode.
• Smashing Ramen, if Banjo is in, you will eat paper.
• Teeb147, if Banjo is in, you will drink a shot of hot sauce. I assume the sauce in question is your choice.

• @ShinyLegendary, if Banjo is in, you will have to change your avatar for a month on @Connorb0t2 's request. Evidence is on this.
  
• Cutie Gwen if Banjo is in, you will have to watch the first two seasons of Game of Thrones.

 

[Deleted member]

I wish I could upload some funny videos here, but it seems I have to upload them to Youtube first lol



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Gentlepanda

Do we execute him?

 

[Pyra]

I woulda said yes but I was busy snarkily editing things.

I'll say yes now.

but pyra, i gave you a like as a form of virtual thumbs up

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Okay okay
Here

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Oooooo she dancin’

 

[Deleted member]

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You just made many enemies with that single image. If you ever see anyone walking towards you with bones in their ponytail, run away as quickly as you can.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Damn. This site is able to create fake likes, inflating the economy, yet it can't ban nazis amd terfs

gwen just ****ing sticks it where it hurts

 

[Deleted member]

Damn. This site is able to create fake likes, inflating the economy, yet it can't ban nazis amd terfs

Terf sounds like one of those off brand dart gun companies.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Okay okay
Here

Spoiler

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Oooooo she dancin’

xenoblade 2: dancing mor ardain

 

[Noipoi]

The database stores the total number of likes separately, because calculating the total every time a page is loaded would be way too inefficient. So basically, adding to the like count would be literally producing likes out of nowhere. They don't appear on any post, but you still "have" them anyway.

yeah uhhhhh

i'm gonna need 100,000 of those :V

Okay okay
Here

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Oooooo she dancin’

 

[Deleted member]

Terf sounds like one of those off brand dart gun companies.

You know what they say, it's TERF or tothing! TM

Please don't take that out of context.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Gentlepanda

Do we execute him?

why do you speak in the future tense

 

[Cutie Gwen]

That falls under the "rotating list of conversations" point, though, because we keep bringing it up.

Also I need to organize the conditions for the Banjo bet because some new things were added.

• TotsBS, if you return, you know your **** if Banjo or Heihachi aren't revealed at your guesses. Don't need to remind you.
• ShotoStar if Banjo is not in, you will have to main your least played fighter for two months, beat Battletoads (save states allowed only at start of a level), 100% DK 64, change your profile pic to my choosing, and write an essay topic of my choosing.
• If I, Bolderousness, loses the bet via no Banjo, I will have to 100% DK 64, beat Battletoads (save states allowed only at start of level), and delete my account. I will also have to watch Kamen Rider Blade upon Cutie Gwen and her conditions.
• tehponycorn, if Banjo isn't in, you will speedrun Minecraft All Advancements.
• Zeke The Zekenator, If Banjo gets in, you will marathon the entire Bubsy mainline series.
• SnakeFighter64, if Banjo isn't in, Steve gets in, and Banjo is only relegated to a skin, mii costume, or spirit, you will upload a video of yourself crying.
• Onereasonanddone, if there is no Banjo, you will play Megaman X7 on hard mode.
• Smashing Ramen, if Banjo is in, you will eat paper.
• Teeb147, if Banjo is in, you will drink a shot of hot sauce. I assume the sauce in question is your choice.

• @ShinyLegendary, if Banjo is in, you will have to change your avatar for a month on @Connorb0t2 's request. Evidence is on this.
  
• Cutie Gwen if Banjo is in, you will have to watch the first two seasons of Game of Thrones.

I feel I should add an additional requirement, for the people who have to play games, record it and put it up on youtube. For you and me with shows, we have to post our thoughts on episodes

 

[Deleted member]

i've made serious changes around here, chap i've never met before but has good taste in wanted newcomers

you're in my domain now

why do you speak in the future tense

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How quickly they turn on you.

 

[Deleted member]

Damn. This site is able to create fake likes, inflating the economy, yet it can't ban nazis amd terfs

What's a terf?

*Googles "terf"*

Ctrl+w

You know what they say, it's TERF or tothing! TM

Please don't take that out of context.

Terf War is my favorite Splatoon mode.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Getting caught back up on the thread, looking at things people neglected to talk about.

So, Freezerburn's become one of the 8 Mysteries of Smashboards then?

What are the other 7?

Faygo this is the fifth week in a row you’ve been in baby jail and you’re only hallucinating that you’re in the thread ****posting. Come back, we miss you. Snap back to reality- ope there goes gravity- ope

The Reign of Plushiedea ft. Kasumemes, Thanosposting and Real Degeneracy Hours



In Technicolor

Pyra and Mythra posting back to back finally? The two XC2 girls have reunited and can actually...

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have their pfps compared. You thought I was going to say something dirty, huh.

Chandeelure , you're good. The talk shifts everyday, for example today it was about food and Freezerburn and whatever else happened this morning, but Thanos, Kasumi, and XC2 seem to remain as constant as you would expect general ****posts to get likes.

 

[Mythra]

Im just glad the only bet I did is now void

 

[Gentlepanda]

How quickly they turn on you.

it's a simple calculus

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

Literally everyone when they made their Banjo bets:

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

See the plus and minus icons? They let me add or remove from the like count one-by-one! I wonder who I should test this out on...

That's too much power for one person.

 

[Deleted member]

I feel I should add an additional requirement, for the people who have to play games, record it and put it up on youtube. For you and me with shows, we have to post our thoughts on episodes

Tehponycorn and Zeke are planning to stream their games. Me? Well I'm thinking on starting a YouTube channel in the summer so that's a possibility. Not sure on @ShotoStar and @Onereasonanddone though.

I agree on the show thing. We can pretty much fact check each other. This bet is secretly a great way for me to start watching Game of Thrones.

 

[Pokechu]

See the plus and minus icons? They let me add or remove from the like count one-by-one! I wonder who I should test this out on...

I think I have a good target!

Their name is Moydow . Have you heard of them? I think taking away all 22,972 likes would make the world a better place for sure!

 

[Deleted member]

mfw erdrick and steve get in and i have to play both x6 and x7

 

[Deleted member]

mfw erdrick and steve get in and i have to play both x6 and x7

To be fair, Steve's chances aren't that high anymore now that MasterOfHyrule clarified he wasn't actually leaking. I'd say you can have hope with not playing X7.

 

[redfeatherraven]

That falls under the "rotating list of conversations" point, though, because we keep bringing it up.

Also I need to organize the conditions for the Banjo bet because some new things were added.

• TotsBS, if you return, you know your **** if Banjo or Heihachi aren't revealed at your guesses. Don't need to remind you.
• ShotoStar if Banjo is not in, you will have to main your least played fighter for two months, beat Battletoads (save states allowed only at start of a level), 100% DK 64, change your profile pic to my choosing, and write an essay topic of my choosing.
• If I, Bolderousness, loses the bet via no Banjo, I will have to 100% DK 64, beat Battletoads (save states allowed only at start of level), and delete my account. I will also have to watch Kamen Rider Blade upon Cutie Gwen and her conditions.
• tehponycorn, if Banjo isn't in, you will speedrun Minecraft All Advancements.
• Zeke The Zekenator, If Banjo gets in, you will marathon the entire Bubsy mainline series.
• SnakeFighter64, if Banjo isn't in, Steve gets in, and Banjo is only relegated to a skin, mii costume, or spirit, you will upload a video of yourself crying.
• Onereasonanddone, if there is no Banjo, you will play Megaman X7 on hard mode.
• Smashing Ramen, if Banjo is in, you will eat paper.
• Teeb147, if Banjo is in, you will drink a shot of hot sauce. I assume the sauce in question is your choice.

• @ShinyLegendary, if Banjo is in, you will have to change your avatar for a month on @Connorb0t2 's request. Evidence is on this.
  
• Cutie Gwen if Banjo is in, you will have to watch the first two seasons of Game of Thrones.

See I would be happy with either, or both, so I got no horse in this race per se.

But for shiggles I'll bet on Steve if someone can give me a good idea of an avi cosplay to do if I lose.

Okay okay
Here

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Oooooo she dancin’

I dig it.

Keep at it fam.

 

[SneakyLink]

I think I have a good target!

Their name is Moydow . Have you heard of them? I think taking away all 22,972 likes would make the world a better place for sure!

But by saying their name, it backfires.

I think...

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Terf sounds like one of those off brand dart gun companies.

I'd rather have that than people who believe women only have value based on their vagina.

Real talk you guys see the **** about Caster Semenya? She's a black lesbian athlete who's being forced to take performance decreasing drugs because her body produces more testosterone than the average ciswoman does. Fox News is even labelling her as transgender when she isn't trans to add fuel to the fire. Micheal Phelps has advantages in swimming competitions due to his own body's abnormalities but he's not being forced to do this at all