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[Ramen Tengoku]

They should've just scrapped the Sonic movie and given us what we all really wanted...

A Big the Cat movie.

Starring Vin Diesel as Big, himself

 

[Just a penguin]

Jokes aside, now I want to see Big in this style.

Close enough.

 

[Wademan94]

Her Pyrokinesis amps her striking power so I don’t see why not. Plus, Silver can fly.

I see her pyrokinesis amplifying her speed just as well like in Rush, and Silver could use his telekinesis to perform a lot of actions that a Power character would do.

 

[Noipoi]

Ah, yeah, who could forget Sonic iconic catchphrase:

"Hahahaha, One!"

Well I’m not a gamer, so maybe women will respect me?

That just makes you a beta-cuck, Silver.

 

[Opossum]

In other news the Sonic 06 Fan dub is hilarious.

Mephiles is the best fortnite gamer of all time.

Memphis Tennessee calling Silver a beta cuck was a character-defining moment.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Staring Vin Diesel as Big, himself

And Kermit the Frog as "Froggie."

 

[Dyllybirdy]

They should've just scrapped the Sonic movie and given us what we all really wanted...

A Big the Cat movie.

So, it's just a movie about fishing?

It'd still probably be better than the Sonic movie though

 

[Idon]

Dude I didn't know you worked at Sonic Team.

Here at Sonic team we work under one principle.

"Turn mistakes into miracles."

 

[osby]

If they did that people would be ****ting on the movie significantly less. Granted this is the internet and something always has to be better or worse than something but these movies aren't competing with eachother. The movie itself looks perfectly fine.


That being said as a TRUE HARDCORE SONIC FAN I object to having Sonic electricity in his spin dash and **** cause he's always been associated with wind

Gwen, liking something without ****ting on something else is against the rules of the internet, stop this immediately.

 

[Noipoi]

Memphis Tennessee calling Silver a beta cuck was a character-defining moment.

I absolutely died at that moment.

Even better, it was followed by-

Have you even interacted with a woman?

That doesn’t matter.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Well I’m not a gamer, so maybe women will respect me?

That just makes you a beta-cuck, Silver.

Well, you see, it's a gamer pad, not many girls see it because I get friendzoned so frequently, but that's OK.

Memphis Tennessee calling Silver a beta cuck was a character-defining moment.

Memphis pretty much steal the show in every scenes he is in, just like how Eggman stole every scenes in the Adventure 2 dub.

 

[Noipoi]

Look, all I’m saying is Arin should have a cameo where he gets unreasonably pissed off at Sonic.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Gwen, liking something without ****ting on something else is against the rules of the internet, stop this immediately.

My favourite thing is better than your favourite thing also I had sexual intercourse with your parents

 

[Gentlepanda]

Here at Sonic team we work under one principle.

"Turn mistakes into miracles."

"10% of the time, we even come through on that principle"

 

[Noipoi]

I’m still gonna watch it.

It looks like a train wreck, and I need to see it happen.

 

[Metal Shop X]

I’m still gonna watch it.

It looks like a train wreck, and I need to see it happen.

I mean, when you move as fast as the speed of sound, train wreck must be quit frequent when you aren't at 100% of your game and can't see the road well.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I’m still gonna watch it.

It looks like a train wreck, and I need to see it happen.

Noipoi when the movie gets a sequel: "Wow how did it get the money?"

 

[redfeatherraven]

Aight hold up.

Is Espio who I think he-

Holy **** he's here too.

 

[Gentlepanda]

rolling around at the speed of sound

got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow

 

[Noipoi]

Noipoi when the movie gets a sequel: "Wow how did it get the money?"

I welcome sequels to this

 

[Deleted member]

Aight hold up.

Is Espio who I think he-

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Holy **** he's here too.

wait.
Espio's in the Movie?!

 

[Will]

jim carrey looks nothing like eggman (except a costume i guess), sounds nothing like eggman, and doesn't really do anything eggman-y.

but as an original villain he looks promising

but who approved this sonic design, SEGA?

 

[Mythra]

To anyone who saw my Eirika drawing and then the Jim Carrey image: Im not sorry at all :V

Aight hold up.

Is Espio who I think he-

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Holy **** he's here too.

Espio The Chromeleon

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

wait.
Espio's in the Movie?!

No...

Supposedly, the only game characters who are gonna be in the movie are just Sonic and Eggman

 

[SneakyLink]

Aight hold up.

Is Espio who I think he-

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Holy **** he's here too.

Espio about to use High Noon in the movie.

Or Up Special

Or be summoned by Robin’s Final Smash

 

[Metal Shop X]

rolling around at the speed of sound

got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow

You joke, but Atlus belong to Sega, so maybe your ****post might be closer to reality than we might think...

 

[Gentlepanda]

You joke, but Atlus belong to Sega, so maybe your ****post might be closer to reality than we might think...

give it 4 months and she won't even be one degree of separation away from sonic

 

[Will]

Look at this and tell me that any part of this design is okay.

 

[Idon]

You joke, but Atlus belong to Sega, so maybe your ****post might be closer to reality than we might think...

HIS TIME HAS COME.

 

[SneakyLink]

HIS TIME HAS COME.
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So if Sonic is Joker, does that make Amy Kasumi?

 

[Just a penguin]

HIS TIME HAS COME.
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The second-worst Animorphs book

 

[Metal Shop X]

HIS TIME HAS COME.
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No, Idon.


Why?

 

[Will]

Not only the design, but someone at Paramount decided to make Gangsta's Paradise the theme of a Sonic movie.

 

[Idon]

No, Idon.


Why?

Because if I must suffer furry Joker,
everyone must suffer furry Joker.

 

[MainJPW]

No...

Supposedly, the only game characters who are gonna be in the movie are just Sonic and Eggman

Makes sense as an origin film, Sonic 1 only had those two characters after all.

 

[Dyllybirdy]

You joke, but Atlus belong to Sega, so maybe your ****post might be closer to reality than we might think...

AT THE SPEED OF SOUND!

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

C'mon now, it's like riding a bi--

Oh.

This is me right now
Me: "Ok so... I used ti get on on the left side and start off on my right foot 24 years ago so I should be good still"
*gets on bike, wobbles around and falls on patio*
me:

"****"

 

[Deleted member]

AT THE SPEED OF SOUND!

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

 

[Gentlepanda]

i can't believe sonic made ****ing minecraft

 

[Metal Shop X]

Because if I must suffer furry Joker,
everyone must suffer furry Joker.

Hahahahaha!

I end your suffering right now, and then I end my suffering too!