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[Gyrom8]

broken images are the forum equivalent of stammering while making a joke

When u have the spiciest meme ready but SmashBoards doesn't want to play ball so you have to describe the image

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

So I saw we were talking German Club Nintendo earlier. Which thing do you guys wanna see, the Halloween special where Mario meets Michael Myers, or the Detective Kirby comic with actual murder taking place?

Detective, of course. GCN comics are on a special kind of cat drugs.

 

[SoccerStar9001]

If we are talking about weird "Official" comics. There was a series of REALLY WEIRD Megaman comics from Brazil.

https://youtu.be/jb__diu_jck

 

[redfeatherraven]

excuse me WHAT

Something very like this:

- except with more sweets.

 

[Zinith]

Or how about the one where my boi goes faster than 80 dinosaur power (whatever that means) and Luigi, as a police officer, fines Mario for it?

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

If we are talking about weird "Official" comics. There was a series of REALLY WEIRD Megaman comics from Brazil.

https://youtu.be/jb__diu_jck

Oh, I've heard of that. Suffice it to say, it's NSFW, and a case study of why letting fans influence the story is NOT always a good idea...

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Or how about the one where my boi goes faster than 80 dinosaur power (whatever that means)

Maybe it's supposed to be the dinosaur equivalent to horsepower? I dunno.

 

[Zinith]

Maybe it's supposed to be the dinosaur equivalent to horsepower? I dunno.

So whatever dinosaur they use as a baseline, it's implied that Yoshis are expected to go at least 80 times that fast?

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

1. Rocket Raccoon
2. Rocket Raccoon
3. Rocket Raccoon

Rocket Raccon.

Good flarkin' choice.

 

[Raxxel]

Both, but especially the latter, because I feel "A Murder in Dreamland" just sounds hilarious.

Alright. I'm on a bit of a crunch, so Kirby and murder it is.
http://www.kirbysrainbowresort.net/multimedia/manga/kgf.html
For those who want to see for themselves, and some highlights of course.

In this, Kirby has a girlfriend that is just him with a bow and heels.

Kirby is also not loyal to said girlfriend.

Here is the first shot of an incinerated dead body.

Later we see a far more gruesome shot of another dead body.

Then it's revealed that the antagonist was actually the thought to be dead grandfather, which then means he's the one who killed his own granddaughter. In a Kirby comic.

 

[PLATINUM7]

Oh, I've heard of that. Suffice it to say, it's NSFW, and a case study of why letting fans influence the story is NOT always a good idea...

Is this why MML3 was cancelled?

If we are talking about weird "Official" comics. There was a series of REALLY WEIRD Megaman comics from Brazil.

https://youtu.be/jb__diu_jck

"Come here baby, let's do some PLUG AND PLAY"

What the **** Brazil?

 

[SoccerStar9001]

Alright. I'm on a bit of a crunch, so Kirby and murder it is.
http://www.kirbysrainbowresort.net/multimedia/manga/kgf.html
For those who want to see for themselves, and some highlights of course.
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In this, Kirby has a girlfriend that is just him with a bow and heels.
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Kirby is also not loyal to said girlfriend.
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Here is the first shot of an incinerated dead body.
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Later we see a far more gruesome shot of another dead body.
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Then it's revealed that the antagonist was actually the thought to be dead grandfather, which then means he's the one who killed his own granddaughter. In a Kirby comic.

The **** is this? How is this official. The people who made these must be laughing their ass off.

 

[Gyrom8]

So I saw we were talking German Club Nintendo earlier. Which thing do you guys wanna see, the Halloween special where Mario meets Michael Myers, or the Detective Kirby comic with actual murder taking place?

Is the Halloween one also where Wario gets involved in some kind of Satanist pact? Cos that sounds wild

 

[Zinith]

And that's not even bringing up Super Mario Kun...

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Is this why MML3 was cancelled?

Nah, Capcom just pulled the plug the minute Inafune left the company.

 

[PLATINUM7]

Van Helsing Nintendo protagonists

Yeah okay

The Exorcist Peach

Yeah no

 

[Coricus]

****, I wish I had Ryan Reynolds' voice.

Will say though. I definitely agree with you that it's better than using my relative anonymity to be an arse, but...very, very rarely, I'm not gonna lie, being behind the mask, so to speak, does get at me. Sometimes I wish I could be taken as me, though I kinda backpedal as soon as I consider all of what "me" entails.

...y'know I could swear that kinda sounds like something but I can't place -
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Oh ****.

So that's why Pikachu learns Quick Attack.

We never see you coming.

 

[PLATINUM7]

They kept talking about satanic Wario but oh damn.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Alright. I'm on a bit of a crunch, so Kirby and murder it is.
http://www.kirbysrainbowresort.net/multimedia/manga/kgf.html
For those who want to see for themselves, and some highlights of course.
View attachment 213628
In this, Kirby has a girlfriend that is just him with a bow and heels.
View attachment 213629
Kirby is also not loyal to said girlfriend.
View attachment 213630
Here is the first shot of an incinerated dead body.
View attachment 213631
Later we see a far more gruesome shot of another dead body.
View attachment 213632
Then it's revealed that the antagonist was actually the thought to be dead grandfather, which then means he's the one who killed his own granddaughter. In a Kirby comic.

"women!!"
- kirby

 

[Dyllybirdy]

Van Helsing Nintendo protagonists

Yeah okay

The Exorcist Peach

Yeah no

They kept talking about satanic Wario but oh damn.

This is starting to get a bit too weird now...

 

[Deleted member]

I watched all 10 episodes of Aggretsuko over the weekend.
OH MY GOD IT'S AMAZING

 

[PLATINUM7]

And as always, we end our news on the lighter side

 

[Pyra]

Just stubbed my god damned toe on the wall god damn it someone come here and remove my foot

 

[Gentlepanda]

Just stubbed my god damned toe on the wall god damn it someone come here and remove my foot

an accurate textual representation of the thought process immediately experienced after stubbing one's toe

 

[Zinith]

Also Boshi smokes apparently....

 

[SoccerStar9001]

Just stubbed my god damned toe on the wall god damn it someone come here and remove my foot

Prepare yourself mate. This is gonna hurt.

 

[Gyrom8]

They kept talking about satanic Wario but oh damn.

We all know that Wario ultimately pledges allegiance to Mammon though

 

[Coricus]

How about this with no context?

You can't post Dr. Light towering over Mario and Kamek cracking them out of an egg without telling me what the context is that's not fair

And as always, we end our news on the lighter side

YOU CAN'T POST CTHULHU AT A BUFFET HALL WITHOUT TELLING ME THE CONTEXT THAT'S NOT FAIR

 

[SoccerStar9001]

I watched all 10 episodes of Aggretsuko over the weekend.
OH MY GOD IT'S AMAZING

Isn't Aggretsuko on 20+ episode already?

 

[Zinith]

You can't post Dr. Light towering over Mario and Kamek cracking them out of an egg without telling me what the context is that's not fair

Ah yes, don't mind if I do....

Yoshi ate them

 

[PLATINUM7]

You can't post Dr. Light towering over Mario and Kamek cracking them out of an egg without telling me what the context is that's not fair


YOU CAN'T POST CTHULHU AT A BUFFET HALL WITHOUT TELLING ME THE CONTEXT THAT'S NOT FAIR

Some Cthulhu knock off named KKDU disguises himself as a human named Heini and plans to turn Earth into a fastfood establishment. People everywhere are being turned into food, such as Swiss skiers being turned into cheese. Mario, Bomberman and T. T. (from Diddy Kong Racing) team up to stop KKDU.

 

[Deleted member]

Isn't Aggretsuko on 20+ episode already?

Nope, there's only 10 right now.
I do still have to watch the Christmas special though

 

[SoccerStar9001]

Ah yes, don't mind if I do....

Yoshi ate them

This is what Smash Bros Story mode looks like.

 

[Coricus]

Ah yes, don't mind if I do....

Yoshi ate them

OK this answers several terrible questions but what is Dr. Light even doing there in the first place.

Some Cthulhu knock off named KKDU disguises himself as a human named Heini and plans to turn Earth into a fastfood establishment. People everywhere are being turned into food, such as Swiss skiers being turned into cheese. Mario, Bomberman and T. T. (from Diddy Kong Racing) team up to stop KKDU.

*blinks*

. . .Holy hell that's a lot to unpack.

 

[Deleted member]

Here are my thoughts about Aggretsuko:
Fenneko is best character
I relate to Haida on a spiritual level
I feel only pure lust for Tsunoda
and aside from her drinking problem, Retsuko seems like a pretty decent role model

 

[Pyra]

an accurate textual representation of the thought process immediately experienced after stubbing one's toe

All the while, in person, my bird had to listen to me go “OOO **** OW HHHHHH **** MY TOE GOD AAAAAAA”

 

[Zinith]

This is what Smash Bros Story mode looks like.

The universe revolves around Yoshi's clumsy application of his tongue

OK this answers several terrible questions but what is Dr. Light even doing there in the first place.

Because Germany implemented the Nintendo crossover thing a decade before Smash

 

[Cutie Gwen]

After seeing the latest Last Week Tonight I think we can all agree Chiijohn should be in Smash

 

[Pyra]

I feel only pure lust for Tsunoda

That’s not very SUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI~~~~ of you, bro

 

[Gyrom8]

All the while, in person, my bird had to listen to me go “OOO **** OW HHHHHH **** MY TOE GOD AAAAAAA”

Is it a bird which can imitate human speech? Cos I'm envisaging future comedic scenarios right now