Noticing how Kirby uses a gun after inhaling Joker, I thought these lyrics I made would fit into that.
Kirby's's got a gun
Kirby's got a gun
Yoshi's on the run
Fox is dialin' 911
What made little Kirby snap?
Was he tired of the DK rap?
They said when Kirby was arrested they found Joker bleeding in the rain
I hear Mario's really running
Now that Kirby's got a gun the game is never gonna be the same
Kirby's got a gun
Kirby's got a gun
The dark days' just begun
As Falco burns under the sun
What did everybody do
To make little Kirby feel blue?
It's said Luigi is a hiding
From being found and shot away
They say that Sonic has gone under, to avoid the dark thunder
That Kirby brings to this place this day
Kirby's got a gun
Kirby's got a gun
The dark days' just begun
The fight just can't be won
What made little KIrby snap
Was he angered by a Yoshi slap
He aimed his gun at all the Smashers to try and erase all the pain
He says that they all had it coming
Because they picked on him the game is never gonna be the same
Kirby's got a gun
Kirby's got a gun
Diddy's world has come undone
Smash Brothers is not real fun
*talking* You want me to play Smash Bros. Ultimate without a bulletproof vest?! Forget about it!