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[Kingslime304]

Is the maintenance actually over yet?

 

[TheMightyP]

Joker stole him.

Shoot, RIP Joker then.

 

[Will]

I can't believe Carl was behind this all along!

 

[Deleted member]

It is weird that it's primarily Smash that has these online issues. Splatoon 2, Aces, and MK8D don't really have these types of issues.

That's what really weirds me out about Smash online. Like, Aces was rough at first, but apparently is really good now. Same with Splatoon and MK8D; some occasional disconnect issues aside, they all offer at least a decent service, nothing too bad.

Smash just can't catch a break, though. I honestly gotta wonder why.

 

[Tako Tuesday]

Screw this. Screw everything. I've already been going through hard times emotionally, and this was like the last thing that would make me happy. But NOPE. They just HAD to **** it up in the stupidest way possible that almost feels like it was directly targeted at me. I know that sounds extremely selfish, but **** it I don't care anymore. I know it's "just a game" and you could say I'm overreacting, but like I said I've been going through hard times and now I feel even worse. Never in my life have I felt ripped off like this, and this is FREE content.

****. I just realized that everyone probably misinterpreted this comment thinking I was ranting about the servers, when it was actually about the lack of Special Smash support on Custom Stages. Who ****ing cares anyway, I'm out.

 

[CallMeKnux]

ITS WORKING FOR ME BABYYYY

 

[TheMightyP]

Alright, I think we all have different ideas on who Carl is.

Because I was thinking about Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Nintendo @ Carl rn:

 

[Iridium]

Well, Joker's stats are here.

Joker attributes
Walk speed: 1.12
Dash initial: 1.9
Run speed: 2.06
Ground friction: 0.13
Air speed: 1.1
Air friction: 0.01
Fall speed: 1.63
Fastfall speed: 3.097
Gravity: 0.127
Weight: 93

— Meshima (@Meshima_) April 18, 2019

That fast fall speed increase is so similar to Link's...

 

[Roberk]

WE GOT A DOWNLOAD STARTED
LET'S GO

 

[SneakyLink]

Well, Joker's stats are here.

Joker attributes
Walk speed: 1.12
Dash initial: 1.9
Run speed: 2.06
Ground friction: 0.13
Air speed: 1.1
Air friction: 0.01
Fall speed: 1.63
Fastfall speed: 3.097
Gravity: 0.127
Weight: 93

— Meshima (@Meshima_) April 18, 2019

That fast fall increase is so similar to Link's...

How do these compare to the original "Jack" or "Brave" stats?

 

[Will]

>servers crash cause overload of people trying to download at once
>people get upset and are clueless to the problem being themselves
>servers get up again
>same **** happens all over again
>people get upset and are clueless to the problem being themselves

rinse and repeat ad infinitum and you get the story of smashboards maybe

 

[CallMeKnux]

Well, Joker's stats are here.

Joker attributes
Walk speed: 1.12
Dash initial: 1.9
Run speed: 2.06
Ground friction: 0.13
Air speed: 1.1
Air friction: 0.01
Fall speed: 1.63
Fastfall speed: 3.097
Gravity: 0.127
Weight: 93

— Meshima (@Meshima_) April 18, 2019

That fast fall increase is so similar to Link's...

How similar are these to the Jack stats in the data?

 

[TheCJBrine]

so from the patch notes, Ice Climbers must be deemed perfect except their FS Meter was buffed. yee.

guess I'll go to bed now.

G'night, all

In the meantime, I think this fits the mood:

or, if the maintenance is ending:

servers are ded.

 

[Shroob]

Well, Joker's stats are here.

Joker attributes
Walk speed: 1.12
Dash initial: 1.9
Run speed: 2.06
Ground friction: 0.13
Air speed: 1.1
Air friction: 0.01
Fall speed: 1.63
Fastfall speed: 3.097
Gravity: 0.127
Weight: 93

— Meshima (@Meshima_) April 18, 2019

That fast fall increase is so similar to Link's...

And here....

We.....

Go


Datamine time, boiz

 

[Idon]

Start the download you piece of crap game.

 

[Deleted member]

Update still isn’t working.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

****, Carl's out for my ****ing life now. He knows I called him out and now I cant download the update even after the Maintenance...

 

[Zinith]

Instead of Carl, name him Sheen...

A more acceptable butt monkey

 

[PsySmasher]

How similar are these to the Jack stats in the data?

They are different. Not looking at specifics right now, but I think I remember that Jack's weight was originally 89, not 93.

 

[Noipoi]

IT'S DOWNLOADING

 

[Deleted member]

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Start the download you piece of crap game.

you thought the maintenance was over

turns out it's just begun

 

[CallMeKnux]

I’mma go and lose my **** over joker adios

 

[SneakyLink]

****, Carl's out for my ****ing life now. He knows I called him out and now I cant download the update even after the Maintenance...

Mrow

(Translation: I'm coming for you!)

 

[Deleted member]

I interrupt your scheduled maintenance to bring you an extremely cursed image

Now you have forgotten you don't have Joker yet so you're welcome.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

****ING FINALLY GOT IT *******!!!!

 

[Deleted member]

Nope, no download.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Y'all are babies when it comes to waiting for a bit of maintenance.

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Honestly. I figured that you guys were better than this.

Like, I’m the biggest Joker fan here and I can’t even get the update until a Friday. Yet, here I am perfectly fine. If I can do it y’all can too.

Just sayin’.

 

[Deleted member]

Still can't get in. Maybe I'm just having some really bad luck? I'll try connecting to the Eshop, make sure that works.

 

[TheMightyP]

I interrupt your scheduled maintenance to bring you an extremely cursed image
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Now you have forgotten you don't have Joker yet so you're welcome.

Don't insult Mineta like this.

 

[Shroob]

Honestly.

I figured that you guys were better than this.

******* don't even know what us ****ing gacha players go through.
FGO's 22 hour maintenance DURING AN EVENT is infamous.

 

[Deleted member]

TF YOU MEAN COMMUNICATION ERROR BAMF

I interrupt your scheduled maintenance to bring you an extremely cursed image
View attachment 209826
Now you have forgotten you don't have Joker yet so you're welcome.

why the hell would you post this

what good does it do you

 

[Deleted member]

First it told me it’d take 11 hours to download, then it cancelled like every other time.

 

[Jomosensual]

Just got him. Off to share him to my brother's switch and playing him until I go to bed

 

[Zinith]

****, Carl's out for my ****ing life now. He knows I called him out and now I cant download the update even after the Maintenance...

It's a curse...

 

[monadoboy]

Is the Training Combo counter reliable? It counts Joker's first hit of fair -> up smash as a "combo" but I'm not sure if it's reliable at all. Also first hit of fair -> bair

 

[Deleted member]

Sheesh, I do think the maintenance was being poorly handled, and really is emblematic of Nintendo’s poor online. But some people are taking it a bit too seriously imo. For what it’s worth, I was sorta miffed at the download, but I played it up for the sake of a joke.

 

[Mythra]

Carl will return in Challenger Pack 2​

 

[Deleted member]

Don't insult Mineta like this.

There's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw the whole suitcase away.

 

[Idon]

Oh this is nothing:

Spoiler

The problem is I'm sick of the "beep, click" noise as I get an error message.
If it was just a 5 hour download, I could just set it down and then go about my business, but nope, "click, beep, click, beep."