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[Pyra]

I can’t help but feel a little unimpressed by people who made their first posts in 2018... though I can’t really find my stuff and I don’t care to so they’re still better off

 

[Zinith]

Barely anyone even noticed my first post despite what a long essay it was

 

[Hinata]

lul capital letters
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tfw u wanna laugh at the use of capital letters, but u also use capital letters

 

[N3ON]

My first post was the result of be getting tired of lurking when no one in the thread was able to disprove a dumb leak about Ridley, Toad, and I think King Hippo being playable.

Obviously I'm a completely different person now. No more impatient pragmatism outta me. Never.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

I think my first post was this one:


Link.
Nothing interesting, actually.

Well, you did get two of your wishes granted...

 

[Gyrom8]

I don't know what my first post was: something about not liking hype culture? That may have been post 2 or 3 idk

Anyway, to celebrate image functionality returning imma post my arbitrary Mario Kart tier list

Spoiler

 

[Iridium]

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Cool Typhlosion grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

KMDP runs away from the Cornucopia.

staindgrey runs away from the Cornucopia.

Diem rips a mace out of Warchamp7's hands.

SonicSmasher1 runs away from the Cornucopia.

Smashing Ramen runs away from the Cornucopia.

faygoshill runs away from the Cornucopia.

NateVO runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hinata runs away from the Cornucopia.

ClaTheBae runs away from the Cornucopia.

Idon rips a mace out of SneakyLink's hands.

Pyra runs away from the Cornucopia.

Fenriraga runs away from the Cornucopia.

Yellowlord grabs a backpack and retreats.

ShinyLegendary kills Wademan94 with his own weapon.

osby runs away from the Cornucopia.

Teeb147 finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

PeridotGX grabs a backpack and retreats.

Good Guy Giygas snatches a pair of sais.

Zeke the Zekenator runs away from the Cornucopia.

NonSpecificGod takes a handful of throwing knives.

tehponycorn runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shishoe kills Zinith with a sickle.

Luigi the President snatches a pair of sais.

Bolderousness runs away from the Cornucopia.

AndreaAC runs away from the Cornucopia.

Penroze finds Noipoi hiding in the cornucopia and kills him.

aaa stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Ralsei runs away from the Cornucopia.

John Dylan Smith takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Onereasonanddone runs away from the Cornucopia.

ShotoStar runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shroob sets an explosive off, killing Illuminati, AugustusB, and loz18.

Cutie Gwen retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Rinku finds a canteen full of water.

KarneraMythos runs away from the Cornucopia.

Just a penguin and Rhadamanthus fight for a bag. Just a penguin gives up and retreats.

Gentlepanda bashes Roberk's head against a rock several times.

Not even day 1, and Shroob is our god already.

 

[PeridotGX]

My first post was a terrible roster prediction for Smash 5.

Here's my attempt at a mostly realistic Smash 5 roster. Bold means new, * means unlockable. I also added some changes to existing characters.

Spoiler: Roster

Mario Series:

1:Mario (Alt Costume for Dr.Mario)
2:Luigi
3: Peach (New Neutral-B that references Super Princess Peach, Daisy Alt)
4:Bowser (Alt Costume for Dry Bowser)
5:Bowser.Jr* (The Koopalings return)
6: Rosalina (Maybe a new Side-B)
7: Captian Toad (Can barely jump and is somewhat slow, but is rather powerful. May be replaced by a more equal regular Toad if we don't get another game to keep Captian Toad relevant. Alt for Captian Toadette.

DK:
8: Donkey Kong
9: Diddy Kong
10: Either K.Rool or Dixie* (Don't care either way. Probably Dixie.)

Wario:

11: Wario (Alt for Mario Style.)

Yoshi:
12: Yoshi (Final Smash Changed to the Eggdozer from New Island, Orange, White, and Yarn Yoshi as alts)
13: Kamek* (Only other Yoshi rep I could see coming. Largely projectile-based, with good recovery.

Zelda:

14: Link (Redesigned as BoTW style, Remote Bomb as new Down-B.)
15: Zelda (Redesigned as BOTW style)
16: Sheik* (Reverted to OoT style, due to representing that game)
17: Ganondorf* (Overhauled to have moves from Zelda. Demise as alt.)
18: Toon Link* (Young Link alt)

Kirby:

19: Kirby (Final Smash changed to the Hypernova from Triple Deluxe)
20: Dedede (Masked Dedede alt)
21: Meta Knight*
22: Bandana Dee ( Slightly heavier and only has 1 midair jump compared to regular Kirby. Attacks have a long range. His Final Smash is a modified version of Dedede's from SSBB.

Metroid:

23: Samus
24: ZSS*

Star Fox:

25:Fox
26: Falco*
27: Wolf*

Pokémon:

28: Pikachu (Raichu alt)
29: Charizard
30: Jigglypuff*(Igglybuff alt)
31: Mewtwo*
32: Lucario
33:Greninja*
34: Decidueye (Highly Projectile based, a little slow and has large (and 4) Jumps. If Gen 8 releases prior to Smash 5, this will be a Gen 8 Pokémon instead)
35: Grovyle* (Represenitive of the Spinoffs, mostly PMD. Rather fast, but a little bit weak on offence. Final Smash stops/slows time for everything exept for you. The only character on the list I put on via bias.)

Earthbound:

36: Ness* (Ninten alt)
37: Lucas (Claus Alt, PK Starstorm acts like how it did in Brawl.)

F-Zero:

38: Captian Falcon
39: Blood Falcon* (Has Ganondorf's old moveset)

Fire Emblem:

40: Marth (Lucina alt)
41: Ike
42: Roy*
43:Robin
44:Corrin*
45: Whoever the new FE Character is.

Kid Icarus:

47: Pit
48: Palutena*
49: Dark Pit* ("Why remove Dr.Mario and Lucina and leave Dark Pit?" You might say. My answer is he can be de-cloned easier than the other 2. Give him other things from Uprising or give him Pit's Stuff from Brawl, and he's now in Wolf territory. Plus, Sakurai probably wouldn't hinder his own series.)

Retro Characters:

50: Ice Climbers
51: Mr Game-And-Watch*
52: R.O.B*
53: Duck Hunt*
54: Takamaru (I don't know any better retros, and he's popular. )

Others:

55: Olimar (Alph alt)
56: Villager
57: Wii Fit Trainer*
58: Little Mac
59: Miis*
60: Wonder-Red (Never Played Wonderful 101, he just looks interesting and loads of people want him.)
61: Issac* (See Wonder-Red)
62: Inkling ( I don't know how to describe them, they're just great additions
63: Spring Man (See Inkling)
64:Shulk

3rd Party

65: Sonic
66: Mega Man
67: Pac-Man
68: Bayonetta*
69: Ryu*
69: Shovel Knight* (See Inkling)
The only 100% cut was Cloud. 70 characters on this list, 14 of them new.

Let me know if it's good, I made mistakes in it, or it's absolute garbage.

 

[praline]

That **** was sinister

Oh looky it's a cute Isabelle~

Oh no, Isabelle tripped! haha her panties are showing~

Mr Mayor? What are you doing with Isabelle?~

TAKE IT. TAKE IT YOU LITTLE ****. YEAH YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU?

Looks like I missed some ****, eh?

 

[RamOne]

Well, you did get two of your wishes granted...

And King Dedede's Castle is a part of the GB Dream Land stage.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I can’t help but feel a little unimpressed by people who made their first posts in 2018... though I can’t really find my stuff and I don’t care to so they’re still better off

Eh, frankly I hadn’t heard about Smashboards until 2018.

 

[Deleted member]

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Cool Typhlosion grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

KMDP runs away from the Cornucopia.

staindgrey runs away from the Cornucopia.

Diem rips a mace out of Warchamp7's hands.

SonicSmasher1 runs away from the Cornucopia.

Smashing Ramen runs away from the Cornucopia.

faygoshill runs away from the Cornucopia.

NateVO runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hinata runs away from the Cornucopia.

ClaTheBae runs away from the Cornucopia.

Idon rips a mace out of SneakyLink's hands.

Pyra runs away from the Cornucopia.

Fenriraga runs away from the Cornucopia.

Yellowlord grabs a backpack and retreats.

ShinyLegendary kills Wademan94 with his own weapon.

osby runs away from the Cornucopia.

Teeb147 finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

PeridotGX grabs a backpack and retreats.

Good Guy Giygas snatches a pair of sais.

Zeke the Zekenator runs away from the Cornucopia.

NonSpecificGod takes a handful of throwing knives.

tehponycorn runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shishoe kills Zinith with a sickle.

Luigi the President snatches a pair of sais.

Bolderousness runs away from the Cornucopia.

AndreaAC runs away from the Cornucopia.

Penroze finds Noipoi hiding in the cornucopia and kills him.

aaa stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Ralsei runs away from the Cornucopia.

John Dylan Smith takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Onereasonanddone runs away from the Cornucopia.

ShotoStar runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shroob sets an explosive off, killing Illuminati, AugustusB, and loz18.

Cutie Gwen retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Rinku finds a canteen full of water.

KarneraMythos runs away from the Cornucopia.

Just a penguin and Rhadamanthus fight for a bag. Just a penguin gives up and retreats.

Gentlepanda bashes Roberk's head against a rock several times.

Not even day 1, and Shroob is our god already.

guess the illuminati isn't such a big deal after all

 

[Deleted member]

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tfw u wanna laugh at the use of capital letters, but u also use capital letters

just going through my posts from a while back you can see my regressing use of proper grammar and my increasing amount of subtle shade being thrown at my old ****** high school english teachers

**** you ms. johnson you **** waffle

 

[praline]

Eh, frankly I hadn’t heard about Smashboards until 2018.

And you joined the week after my birthday!

 

[Zinith]

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Cool Typhlosion grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

KMDP runs away from the Cornucopia.

staindgrey runs away from the Cornucopia.

Diem rips a mace out of Warchamp7's hands.

SonicSmasher1 runs away from the Cornucopia.

Smashing Ramen runs away from the Cornucopia.

faygoshill runs away from the Cornucopia.

NateVO runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hinata runs away from the Cornucopia.

ClaTheBae runs away from the Cornucopia.

Idon rips a mace out of SneakyLink's hands.

Pyra runs away from the Cornucopia.

Fenriraga runs away from the Cornucopia.

Yellowlord grabs a backpack and retreats.

ShinyLegendary kills Wademan94 with his own weapon.

osby runs away from the Cornucopia.

Teeb147 finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

PeridotGX grabs a backpack and retreats.

Good Guy Giygas snatches a pair of sais.

Zeke the Zekenator runs away from the Cornucopia.

NonSpecificGod takes a handful of throwing knives.

tehponycorn runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shishoe kills Zinith with a sickle.

Luigi the President snatches a pair of sais.

Bolderousness runs away from the Cornucopia.

AndreaAC runs away from the Cornucopia.

Penroze finds Noipoi hiding in the cornucopia and kills him.

aaa stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Ralsei runs away from the Cornucopia.

John Dylan Smith takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Onereasonanddone runs away from the Cornucopia.

ShotoStar runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shroob sets an explosive off, killing Illuminati, AugustusB, and loz18.

Cutie Gwen retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Rinku finds a canteen full of water.

KarneraMythos runs away from the Cornucopia.

Just a penguin and Rhadamanthus fight for a bag. Just a penguin gives up and retreats.

Gentlepanda bashes Roberk's head against a rock several times.

Not even day 1, and Shroob is our god already.

Goddammit, me AND Noipoi gone out the gate?!!!

 

[Hinata]

Eh, frankly I hadn’t heard about Smashboards until 2018.

I've been here since the Smash 4 days, but once the final DLC characters for that released, I bounced.

And now I'm here.

Again.

There is no escape from Smashboards, only temporary respites.

 

[SneakyLink]

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Cool Typhlosion grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

KMDP runs away from the Cornucopia.

staindgrey runs away from the Cornucopia.

Diem rips a mace out of Warchamp7's hands.

SonicSmasher1 runs away from the Cornucopia.

Smashing Ramen runs away from the Cornucopia.

faygoshill runs away from the Cornucopia.

NateVO runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hinata runs away from the Cornucopia.

ClaTheBae runs away from the Cornucopia.

Idon rips a mace out of SneakyLink's hands.

Pyra runs away from the Cornucopia.

Fenriraga runs away from the Cornucopia.

Yellowlord grabs a backpack and retreats.

ShinyLegendary kills Wademan94 with his own weapon.

osby runs away from the Cornucopia.

Teeb147 finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

PeridotGX grabs a backpack and retreats.

Good Guy Giygas snatches a pair of sais.

Zeke the Zekenator runs away from the Cornucopia.

NonSpecificGod takes a handful of throwing knives.

tehponycorn runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shishoe kills Zinith with a sickle.

Luigi the President snatches a pair of sais.

Bolderousness runs away from the Cornucopia.

AndreaAC runs away from the Cornucopia.

Penroze finds Noipoi hiding in the cornucopia and kills him.

aaa stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Ralsei runs away from the Cornucopia.

John Dylan Smith takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Onereasonanddone runs away from the Cornucopia.

ShotoStar runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shroob sets an explosive off, killing Illuminati, AugustusB, and loz18.

Cutie Gwen retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Rinku finds a canteen full of water.

KarneraMythos runs away from the Cornucopia.

Just a penguin and Rhadamanthus fight for a bag. Just a penguin gives up and retreats.

Gentlepanda bashes Roberk's head against a rock several times.

Not even day 1, and Shroob is our god already.

Are these biased against Zinith ? Because every time I make one, Zinith exits the game really quick.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Eh, frankly I hadn’t heard about Smashboards until 2018.

I don't even remember how I found this site tbh.

 

[Deleted member]

I can’t help but feel a little unimpressed by people who made their first posts in 2018... though I can’t really find my stuff and I don’t care to so they’re still better off

bro...

 

[PeridotGX]

Oh gosh, I found a post way back when I was a judge on the Ultimate stage creation contest.

Tag isn’t working. so I’ll just tag em’ here. @staindgrey

I remember when I did that. Good times.

 

[Deleted member]

I can’t help but feel a little unimpressed by people who made their first posts in 2018... though I can’t really find my stuff and I don’t care to so they’re still better off

Honestly, I just wanted to leave my previous site which is becoming worse each year. Made an account and like it here so far.

 

[Pyra]

bro...
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u heard what I said

 

[Wademan94]

ShinyLegendary kills Wademan94 with his own weapon.

Apparently calling you a bear claw wasn’t a smart move. Dammit of course I’m out already.

 

[Deleted member]

I felt like you have matured ever since we met.
I remember when you talked about insect fetishes in the NintenZone thread.

I'm... sorry... but I can guarantee I have never done such a thing.

Shishoe kills Zinith with a sickle.

SCYTHE TIME *****

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I remember when I did that. Good times.

Oh yeah! You did that, didn’t you! You did cool stuff, man.

 

[Hinata]

u heard what I said

I can't believe you just threw your mate under the bus like that.

Without a hint of remorse, too.

 

[Deleted member]

u heard what I said

i thought you were my friend
i trusted you

 

[Deleted member]

ShinyLegendary kills Wademan94 with his own weapon.

Wademan94
YOUR LIFE ENDS IN ONE SECOND FROM NOW.
OKAY, DIE.

 

[Pyra]

I can't believe you just threw your mate under the bus like that.

Without a hint of remorse, too.

I own the bus fleet mate

 

[SneakyLink]

So we're getting a Big Rig as a DLC character right? Complete with moving faster backwards and phasing through solid objects?

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member]

I can’t help but feel a little unimpressed by people who made their first posts in 2018... though I can’t really find my stuff and I don’t care to so they’re still better off

yeah go rant about your lawn while your at it old man

 

[Zinith]

This was my 2nd post on this site

He should at the very least get a kill throw. Just one

It was on Peridot's "Yoshi Smash Switch" thread before it became a Social

 

[Shroob]

I'm not sorry

 

[Pyra]

i thought you were my friend
i trusted you
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this is for ur own good
my friends........
only get hurt
i .......
need to be alone

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Wademan94
YOUR LIFE ENDS IN ONE SECOND FROM NOW.
OKAY, DIE.
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I haven’t watched this show in such a long time.
Man, I need to watch it again.

 

[Roberk]

Spoiler: The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Cool Typhlosion grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

KMDP runs away from the Cornucopia.

staindgrey runs away from the Cornucopia.

Diem rips a mace out of Warchamp7's hands.

SonicSmasher1 runs away from the Cornucopia.

Smashing Ramen runs away from the Cornucopia.

faygoshill runs away from the Cornucopia.

NateVO runs away from the Cornucopia.

Hinata runs away from the Cornucopia.

ClaTheBae runs away from the Cornucopia.

Idon rips a mace out of SneakyLink's hands.

Pyra runs away from the Cornucopia.

Fenriraga runs away from the Cornucopia.

Yellowlord grabs a backpack and retreats.

ShinyLegendary kills Wademan94 with his own weapon.

osby runs away from the Cornucopia.

Teeb147 finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

PeridotGX grabs a backpack and retreats.

Good Guy Giygas snatches a pair of sais.

Zeke the Zekenator runs away from the Cornucopia.

NonSpecificGod takes a handful of throwing knives.

tehponycorn runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shishoe kills Zinith with a sickle.

Luigi the President snatches a pair of sais.

Bolderousness runs away from the Cornucopia.

AndreaAC runs away from the Cornucopia.

Penroze finds Noipoi hiding in the cornucopia and kills him.

aaa stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Ralsei runs away from the Cornucopia.

John Dylan Smith takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Onereasonanddone runs away from the Cornucopia.

ShotoStar runs away from the Cornucopia.

Shroob sets an explosive off, killing Illuminati, AugustusB, and loz18.

Cutie Gwen retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Rinku finds a canteen full of water.

KarneraMythos runs away from the Cornucopia.

Just a penguin and Rhadamanthus fight for a bag. Just a
Gentlepanda bashes Roberk's head against a rock several times.

Not even day 1, and Shroob is our god already.

>Gentlepanda bashes Roberk’s head against a rock several times.
Gentlepanda Bruh chill

 

[Deleted member]

I'm... sorry... but I can guarantee I have never done such a thing.

Are you sure?

My reaction was to seeing "knowing about insect fetish" being desrcibed as "fine".
Tough tbh, insect fetishes aren't even that bad, at least not compared to gore or literal ****. If I was forced to choose between one of the three I'd go with the bugs any day

 

[Deleted member]

Also in a psychotic haze I decided to make this

 

[Shroob]

"So what did you do today?"

"Nothing much, just killed the illuminati."

"Oh really? How many of the illuminati?"

"ALL of them."

 

[Deleted member]

Oh, so I posted this once.

This minor knows about insect fetishes, so I am fine.