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What are you most excited about for E3?


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TMNTSSB4

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hey guys get this
I just read on twitter that someone's parents won't let them play kirby because it's "too girly"
KIrby’s a reincarnated void being who could anhialate the multi-verse at any moment.

If that’s not manly I dunno what is.
yeah but he's pink so it's gay
But if you're gay, you like men, so doesn't that double the masculinity?
But if you take it up the butt, then it negates the masculinity.
We on some BIG think right now.
This whole conversation has taken the turn for the best and worst
 
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But if you're gay, you like men, so doesn't that double the masculinity?
Real men like masculinity
Real men shouldn't be feminine
Men are masculine
Girls are feminine
So men should like men and dislike women
But liking men is gay
Gays are feminine
So that means gays like women
But gays don't like women
So that means they're manly
Liking men is manly and liking girls is gay
But being gay means you like men so that means you're manly for liking masculinity
As such every men is gay and manly
Unless they're ace, in which case they don't like girls nor men
Which means they're not gay nor manly but by not being gay they're manly which means they like men which means they're gay





Where I was going with this again?
 

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Real men like masculinity
Real men shouldn't be feminine
Men are masculine
Girls are feminine
So men should like men and dislike women
But liking men is gay
Gays are feminine
So that means gays like women
But gays don't like women
So that means they're manly
Liking men is manly and liking girls is gay
But being gay means you like men so that means you're manly for liking masculinity
As such every men is gay and manly
Unless they're ace, in which case they don't like girls nor men
Which means they're not gay nor manly but by not being gay they're manly which means they like men which means they're gay





Where I was going with this again?
You're Vizzini.
 

osby

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This thread, when someone attempts to talk about Smash: *cricket noises*

This thread, when someone says gay: *several people are typing*
 

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Real men like masculinity
Real men shouldn't be feminine
Men are masculine
Girls are feminine
So men should like men and dislike women
But liking men is gay
Gays are feminine
So that means gays like women
But gays don't like women
So that means they're manly
Liking men is manly and liking girls is gay
But being gay means you like men so that means you're manly for liking masculinity
As such every men is gay and manly
Unless they're ace, in which case they don't like girls nor men
Which means they're not gay nor manly but by not being gay they're manly which means they like men which means they're gay





Where I was going with this again?
This begs the question: if two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be ****ed up or what?
 

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Real men like masculinity
Real men shouldn't be feminine
Men are masculine
Girls are feminine
So men should like men and dislike women
But liking men is gay
Gays are feminine
So that means gays like women
But gays don't like women
So that means they're manly
Liking men is manly and liking girls is gay
But being gay means you like men so that means you're manly for liking masculinity
As such every men is gay and manly
Unless they're ace, in which case they don't like girls nor men
Which means they're not gay nor manly but by not being gay they're manly which means they like men which means they're gay





Where I was going with this again?
I think you gave me a headache lol
 
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Real men like masculinity
Real men shouldn't be feminine
Men are masculine
Girls are feminine
So men should like men and dislike women
But liking men is gay
Gays are feminine
So that means gays like women
But gays don't like women
So that means they're manly
Liking men is manly and liking girls is gay
But being gay means you like men so that means you're manly for liking masculinity
As such every men is gay and manly
Unless they're ace, in which case they don't like girls nor men
Which means they're not gay nor manly but by not being gay they're manly which means they like men which means they're gay





Where I was going with this again?
In conclusion
lol gay
 

Raxxel

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Real men like masculinity
Real men shouldn't be feminine
Men are masculine
Girls are feminine
So men should like men and dislike women
But liking men is gay
Gays are feminine
So that means gays like women
But gays don't like women
So that means they're manly
Liking men is manly and liking girls is gay
But being gay means you like men so that means you're manly for liking masculinity
As such every men is gay and manly
Unless they're ace, in which case they don't like girls nor men
Which means they're not gay nor manly but by not being gay they're manly which means they like men which means they're gay





Where I was going with this again?
I dunno if I should be proud of the fact that I could keep up with this post or ashamed because it means I've spent too much time thinking about this.
 
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osby

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I refuse to read part 8 until Araki ****ing finishes it so for now it's Annasui.

Also how the **** is part 8 not finished yet from what I hear there's no more conflict in the story
Araki's trying to figure out how to outgay Jo8uke's design with the next JoJo.

And here I am, hoping for Yosuho to show up more.
 
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Araki's trying to figure out how to outgay Jo8uke's design with the next JoJo.

And here I am, hoping for Yosuho to show up more.
I was gonna say "just give him a tiddy window" but then I remembered Giorno has that beaten for a long as time so I say we give him a **** window
 
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Real men like masculinity
Real men shouldn't be feminine
Men are masculine
prGirls are feminine
So men should like men and dislike women
But liking men is gay
Gays are feminine
So that means gays like women
But gays don't like women
So that means they're manly
Liking men is manly and liking girls is gay
But being gay means you like men so that means you're manly for liking masculinity
As such every men is gay and manly
Unless they're ace, in which case they don't like girls nor men
Which means they're not gay nor manly but by not being gay they're manly which means they like men which means they're gay





Where I was going with this again?
...


yea penis is pretty cool
 

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Then I'll make you remember everything
This show was absolutely nuts

True story, after they learned the show was canceled the cast and crew just sang a song they made up called Penis Boobs in the recording booth. When a higher up came in and asked what they were doing, one of them said “what are you gonna do, cancel us again?”
 
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