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[DaybreakHorizon]

I can really only write poetry when I’m either depressed or in love.

Seeing as I’m not really in either of those states, my poetry is likely gonna suck.

Maybe I’ll make an attempt at something tonight and share it here.

 

[Deleted member]

I don't so know how one would write in that
Iambic method, give remorse to me
I spent too much of precious time writing

I spent 5 minutes making this I don't even know if it's correct.

 

[Teeb147]

Haikus are a waste of time,
I'd rather eat a hunk of lime

I dont mind the sour tho,
It makes my lips pucker yo

Poetry's much better for you
Cuz you can rhyme with uwu.

 

[Will]

I think he's referring to stuff like the Smash Bros Mythra situation where it's the clothing, or rather lack there of, that is censored.

Let's be real here, it's not generally the feminists that get angry when that stuff is gone.

Ah, now I've become woke.

That's more common sense though, XC2 was rated T.

 

[Deleted member]

You all have wisdom.
I hope the best for you all.
I like to eat fruit.

 

[Scoliosis Jones]

>English teacher enters the thread

 

[Shroob]

Leave thread for an hour
Come back to many haikus
Thoroughly confused

You did that surprisingly fast.

 

[Wademan94]

I’m working right now.
Why am I still on this thread?
****, I got fired.

 

[Pyra]

no


thread theme is now self-hatred

I am in my zone then

I think he's referring to stuff like the Smash Bros Mythra situation where it's the clothing, or rather lack there of, that is censored.

Let's be real here, it's not generally the feminists that get angry when that stuff is gone.

I’m in support of anti censoring all characters by abolishing clothing in fictional media

 

[Noipoi]

Once there was a smash social thread
Who was so bored they may have been dead
They just wanted Joker
But the wait wasn’t over
We live in a society. BOTTOM TEXT

 

[Deleted member]

>English teacher enters the thread
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Hello English Teacher!
Do you like English Muffins?
Are you engulfed by a good day today?

 

[KMDP]

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You did that surprisingly fast.

Just expressing
The same sentiment as you
Through today's fresh meme

 

[Will]

>English teacher enters the thread
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go away

dont you have moby **** to overanalyze

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

do it man
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it's time

probably wpuld thing they are weird if that saw that

 

[Mythra]

You all are beautiful.
You all are talented.
You all are intelligent.

-lol no
-Can't draw good
-I tried to microwave something wrapped in aluminium

#selfdeprecationsquad

 

[SneakyLink]

This haiku is fun
But will likely be boring
Cyndane is best Queen

 

[Pyra]

Haikus are a waste of time,
I'd rather eat a hunk of lime

I dont mind the sour tho,
It makes my lips pucker yo

Poetry's much better for you
Cuz you can rhyme with uwu.

Haiku is a form of poetry

Actually, anything can be poetry if you want it to
It’s a lawless wasteland
This post is poetry
Or is it?
Yes

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I am so god damn bored right now. I think ill sleep for the day

 

[Deleted member]

-lol no
-Can't draw good
-I tried to microwave something wrapped in aluminium

#selfdeprecationsquad

-Look at the mirror.

-Yes you can.
-We all make mistakes.

 

[KMDP]

I can really only write poetry when I’m either depressed or in love.

Seeing as I’m not really in either of those states, my poetry is likely gonna suck.

Maybe I’ll make an attempt at something tonight and share it here.

'kay, we need poems
Poems about Joker, now
Can you please oblige?

 

[Noipoi]

I am so god damn bored right now

Join the club

 

[Deleted member]

Join the club

And you will never be alone!

 

[Will]

guys lets only speak in iambic pentameter

 

[Teeb147]

Haiku is a form of poetry

Actually, anything can be poetry if you want it to
It’s a lawless wasteland
This post is poetry
Or is it?
Yes

Well see I like that even better than haiku

Nah it's all good. I'm sure there's some cool ones out there. I just probably havent heard some good ones.
To me poetry should move you, somehow.
Make you go wow.
At least a little.
granted,
not always.

;p

 

[SneakyLink]

Ok this Haiku stuff is getting ridiculous.

I’m gonna find a new topic to discuss...

So how about them Golf puns huh?

 

[Deleted member]

I am going to go play my Hardcore World.
Wish me the best of luck.
I love you all and I will protect you all. Except for the bigots.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

directs come in waves
like the foam on sandy shores
we just need patience

Yes, I understand
that patience is a virtue
But I want Jane, now!

 

[Noipoi]

Ok this Haiku stuff is getting ridiculous.

I’m gonna find a new topic to discuss...

So how about them Golf puns huh?

I only have four

 

[KMDP]

-lol no
-Can't draw good
-I tried to microwave something wrapped in aluminium

#selfdeprecationsquad

I once tried to microwave something on a non-microwaveable plate.

It was one of my favourite plates too..

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Join the club

I think imma just sleep for a few days

So how about them Golf puns huh?

no fam, we good

 

[ZephyrZ]

The state of this thread right now:

 

[Iridium]

Ok this Haiku stuff is getting ridiculous.

I’m gonna find a new topic to discuss...

So how about them Golf puns huh?

Go for sonnets instead. And how is this guest count so high again?

 

[SneakyLink]

I only have four

I would come up with more, but the ones I know of are all over par.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

'kay, we need poems
Poems about Joker, now
Can you please oblige?

I could make poems
About Joker but I fear
They would not be good

 

[Mythra]

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How the **** she's so beautiful?
Oh gawd

 

[Noipoi]

The state of this thread right now:

Thanks for the daily reminder that last air bender is incredible.

 

[Pyra]

Well see I like that even better than haiku

Nah it's all good. I'm sure there's some cool ones out there. I just probably havent heard some good ones.
To me poetry should move you, somehow.
Make you go wow.
At least a little.
granted,
not always.

;p

I mean, whether one is moved
Or not is subjective
Similarly
“A joke has to be funny
I did not laugh, therefore it is not a joke”
Does not an argument make
It’s still a joke
Whether or not it is wholesome

As a poem is a poem without movement.

 

[Deleted member]

How the **** she's so beautiful?
Oh gawd

I want her legs on me.

 

[Gentlepanda]

Haiku is a form of poetry

Actually, anything can be poetry if you want it to
It’s a lawless wasteland
This post is poetry
Or is it?
Yes

and i think we all know,
really,
that the best poetry is without
form, without
structure, without
any preconceived notion of what it might be,
what it might look like,
what it might sound like,
how it might feel or smell or squeeze in your hands

is this rambling nonsense poetry?
if this is poetry, then anything is poetry;
i won't be the judge, so let the others decide
but form is a prison, that much is for certain,
and besides which,
i don't know **** about iambic pentameter

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

We can try all we might but we’ll never be as good as the Haiku Master