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[Teeb147]

Please. We all know these two are already a thing:
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That's really cute.

Well, maybe she doesnt limit herself to one person. Spread your tentacles and fly.

 

[SneakyLink]

What’s your favorite
Idea? Mine is
Being Creative!

Not a haiku, they’re organized in a 5, 7, 5 syllabus style.

 

[Deleted member]

We live in a dystopia.
I am spoiled.
Trans rights!

 

[Will]

Please. We all know these two are already a thing:
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what if i say no

 

[Deleted member]

syllable sylla
ble syllable syllable
syllable sylla

Am I doing it right?

 

[Noipoi]

No, no! No being creative! You stop that before it's too late!

Take a look at
This orange! Tell me
Please, what do you see?

 

[Iridium]

This is accurate.

 

[Deleted member]

That's really cute.

Well, maybe she doesnt limit herself to one person. Spread your tentacles and fly.

new splatfest
monogamy vs polygamy

 

[Knight Dude]

Shakespeare is rolling
in his grave right now you
absolute ****s

Shakespeare ain't it bro
Cuz Haikus are from Japan
Rock Man X for Smash.

 

[Wademan94]

What’s your favorite
Idea? Mine is
Being Creative!

Mine’s chocolate!!

 

[Will]

I honestly doubt my post is the only one that fails the criteria.

Well so far there's not that much that paints any differe

We live in a dystopia.
I am spoiled.
Trans rights!

OH COME ON

 

[Teeb147]

What’s your favorite
Idea? Mine is
Being Creative!

what about brave edea?

oh i just remembered, dont hug me im scared.

 

[Idon]

Lol, poetry is for nerds.

 

[Pyra]

haiku c:
damn bro you good?

Haiku D:
D is for dabbing
Away all of my sadness
Hide the pain with memes

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Is this good enough for you
You finkledinker nerd
Now lemme trash talk her

Pretty sure they do
They'd have spent it anyways
Just **** me up fam

Just because you're wearing red now and blue later doesn't mean you're radically different though
On themselves you greedy *****
All anyone needs to do is say "Wanna draw maps?" seductively and you're already on the goddamn edge

 

[Deleted member]

We live in a dystopia.
I am spoiled.
Trans rights!

we live in a society
where gamers are targeted
trans rights

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

STOP IT RAMEN
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JUST STOP IT ALREADY

NO WAIT I'M SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

YOU'RE ONE OF MY ONLY FRIENDS, HERE! DON'T LEAVE ME!

 

[Gentlepanda]

roses are red
now here's an idea
it takes a genius to realise
you can't rhyme with edea

 

[Deleted member]

Lol, poetry is for nerds.

I do not think so.
Poetry is a good thing.
You must stop this now.

 

[Deleted member]

We're doing Haikus?
Yeah that's cool and super neat
Just give me Geno.

In a Season 2
Please Just give me Geno
Because Erdrick's in.

 

[SneakyLink]

roses are red
now here's an idea
it takes a genius to realise
you can't rhyme with edea

You sorta did though...

 

[Deleted member]

Shakespeare ain't it bro
Cuz Haikus are from Japan
Rock Man X for Smash.

Yeah but he is the
most famous poet of all time so I chose him in order for more people to get the joke over choosing a more obscure Japanese poet that most probably
would not recognise

 

[Teeb147]

I dont really know how to make a haiku, actually.
does it have a limit on each line?

 

[Deleted member]

Is Goku in Smash?
It is just a fleeting dream?
so just like real life.

 

[Noipoi]

Oh my, it appears
My upstairs neighbor who I find
Attractive is home

 

[Gentlepanda]

You sorta did though...

roses are red
so let's rhyme with edea
the only word i could find
was dysmenorrhea

 

[Will]

Lol, poetry is for nerds.

**** i better not pick up DMC5 then

 

[Knight Dude]

Lol, poetry is for nerds.

Then how come your boy Vergil had a whole ass collection of William Blake in a book and gave it to his Nobody?

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Haiku A:
Why do people think
“Let me speak of my problems”
As if they’ll be fixed

Haiku A-2:
Forums aren’t magic
We aren’t the best place for help
Please vent somewhere else

Haiku B:
I hate myself y’all
I can’t afford to have fun
One day I will die

You mean to tell me that internet friends CAN’T solve all my problems?

Surely you’re joking.

 

[Deleted member]

NO WAIT I'M SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

YOU'RE ONE OF MY ONLY FRIENDS, HERE! DON'T LEAVE ME!

I'M SORRY I'M COMING BACK NOW

I NEVER SHOULD'VE LEFT

 

[Mythra]

Haikus are stupid
There's a cooler word with H
Hakai

 

[Will]

Oh my, it appears
My upstairs neighbor who I find
Attractive is home

did we really have to know about this

 

[Deleted member]

we live in a society
where gamers are targeted
trans rights

Gamers need to stop whining about female censorship.
You are a good friend and Wolf main.
Trans rights!

 

[Just a penguin]

Haikus? Why do this?
They seem so weird and useless.
Who decided this?

 

[Opossum]

Haikus are so played out and trite.
The five-seven-five's lost its bite.
So practice your brogue,
As the limerick's in vogue,
Just make sure your meter is right.

 

[SneakyLink]

I dont really know how to make a haiku, actually.
does it have a limit on each line?

To write a haiku
Following this setup works
Count the syllables

 

[Hinata]

Space is limited
In a haiku, so it's hard
To finish what you

 

[Will]

Haikus are stupid
There's a cooler word with H
Hakai

oh god oh ****

 

[Deleted member]

Haiku B:
I hate myself y’all
I can’t afford to have fun
One day I will die

You are a great friend!
You are fun to be around!
I will protect you!

 

[Deleted member]

Oh my, it appears
My upstairs neighbor who I find
Attractive is home

do it man

it's time