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[Good Guy Giygas]

The perfect rival to Smash.

To end some wars.

Forza Car mains rise up!

 

[staindgrey]

Yeah, I already got the flack for mistaking the character by many other people already anyway.

At least you accepted my apologies, which is fair enough.



Anyway, I also came here to share that I won't be online during the rest of the week, since I have to give more focus to high school these days and I can't be in Smashboards right now in a way that works for me.

I'll come back the next week doh, since I have it free. But then I'll only be here on weekends at most until I finish all the work around the end of june or beginnings of July.

We'll be here, bud.

 

[Deleted member]

She likes Shield Hero


Wait why did Shish suddenly block me on everything?

Stop projecting onto me, Gwen.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Stop projecting onto me, Gwen.

Holy **** you've finally gotten some half-decent comebacks

 

[Deleted member]

Fast food workers' daily shift in a nutshell:

 

[Noipoi]

Y’all I know this is off topic, but I gotta go off. I gotta tell you about Koalas.

Koalas are stupid. So incredibly stupid that stupidity is in their DNA. You know how Koalas like eucalyptus leaves? Eucalyptus leaves are highly poisonous, hold little to no nutritional value, and are sedatives. Koalas sleep for 20 hours a day because they’re sedated and they have no energy, the eucalyptus leaves do basically nothing. Koalas die from starvation because the eucalyptus leaves are too course for their teeth, it grinds them down until they’re unusable. Koala teeth were made to eat meat, but they won’t eat anything except for eucalyptus leaves. And dirt. They eat dirt to get calcium, because eucalyptus leaves don’t have any. If you put some eucalyptus leaves in front of a Koala they wouldn’t even eat it, it has to be on a stick or they won’t register it as food. Eucalyptus leaves were evolutionarily designed to be inedible, and they are. But Koalas insist on eating them for some damn reason even though it does more harm then good and if they started eating bugs or something they’d prosper as a species.

So yeah this was Noipoi’s Animal corner.

Tune in next week.

 

[Deleted member]

On the topic of One Piece, I finally got around to doing a general ranking of the arcs. I'm in early Whole Cake Island right now, so it and any arcs after it are excluded.

Water 7/Enies Lobby = Dressrosa > Alabasta > Impel Down > Marineford > Zou > Arlong Park > Punk Hazard > Thriller Bark > Skypeia > Fishman Island

This reminds me I need to re-read the Manga to sort out my rankings all I know in terms of favorites is that Impel Down is amazing and I really enjoyed Thriller Bark more than most people.

 

[Deleted member]

Don't know about you but it seems more promising than PSABR to me.

that's a very low bar

 

[Deleted member]

So yeah this was Noipoi’s Animal corner.

Tune in next week.

What animal is next?
Also, did you know that the female spider will always eat the male spider for her babies to survive? Same with the praying mantis.

 

[Deleted member]

Holy **** you've finally gotten some half-decent comebacks

I learned them from the worst after all

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Fast food workers' daily shift in a nutshell:

What do you mean fast food, I'm not in that but I still have ****ing morons like this. "Hello I'm looking for some yogurt can you help me?" Sure, which one are you looking for? "That yummy one!" What flavour is it? "I don't know" What brand is it? "I don't know" What does the packaging look like? "I don't know" Then I can't help you I'm afraid "What? That's absurd!"

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

On the topic of One Piece, I finally got around to doing a general ranking of the arcs. I'm in early Whole Cake Island right now, so it and any arcs after it are excluded.

Water 7/Enies Lobby = Dressrosa > Alabasta > Impel Down > Marineford > Zou > Arlong Park > Punk Hazard > Thriller Bark > Skypeia > Fishman Island

Skypeia and Enies Lobby are my favorite arcs.

 

[praline]

I learned them from the worst after all

You learned them from Gwen?

 

[Shroob]

Koalas are so ****ing stupid eating stuff that literally kills them lmao
*Proceeds to drink coke*

If it's about Sister Krone then yeah, how she's depicted is certainly problematic but one shouldn't dismiss the whole thing simply for that. I've talked about her a bit here and there's a video discussing those exact issues(which I won't link because TPN is one of those manga where knowing little as possible is recommended).
Of course, if someone isn't comfortable watching or reading it because of her then that's also perfectly understandable as well.

Bobo's Crazy Fire Bonanza

I mean, I'm not what you'd consider super-duper crazy PC-inclined and would look at the design and think "Wow that that's pretty bad Japan lol"

But it's straight up a "You read this, we kick you" kinda deal so


My circle of friends are crazy-liberal inclined.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

This post scares me.

Fairy Tail over One Piece? I don't agree with that.

Also

ULTRA ASCENDED GOD: JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

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You have better opinions than this.

Only one of these is actually good smh

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SAO is neither a shonen nor a manga dude

This post scares me

You guys.

T'was a joke.

Out of those I only really enjoy My Hero Academia. I keep up with Fairy Tail, but really only because I've poured so much time into it, and it's somewhat of a guilty pleasure of mine.

 

[Knight Dude]

I appreciate you leaving my tattoo up to me.

Get Jin's Tattoo though.

With it, you can do EWGFs.

 

[RandomAce]

I love it so much honestly lol
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Not as good as Robin X Chrom.

Yes, this is real.

No, I don’t think the devs were thinking about Lucina with this one.

I guess Chrom is another character in Smash who is can be bi.

 

[Wademan94]

Y’all I know this is off topic, but I gotta go off. I gotta tell you about Koalas.

Koalas are stupid. So incredibly stupid that stupidity is in their DNA. You know how Koalas like eucalyptus leaves? Eucalyptus leaves are highly poisonous, hold little to no nutritional value, and are sedatives. Koalas sleep for 20 hours a day because they’re sedated and they have no energy, the eucalyptus leaves do basically nothing. Koalas die from starvation because the eucalyptus leaves are too course for their teeth, it grinds them down until they’re unusable. Koala teeth were made to eat meat, but they won’t eat anything except for eucalyptus leaves. And dirt. They eat dirt to get calcium, because eucalyptus leaves don’t have any. If you put some eucalyptus leaves in front of a Koala they wouldn’t even eat it, it has to be on a stick or they won’t register it as food. Eucalyptus leaves were evolutionarily designed to be inedible, and they are. But Koalas insist on eating them for some damn reason even though it does more harm then good and if they started eating bugs or something they’d prosper as a species.

Spoiler: YES I GET TO USE THIS PASTA AGAIN

Koalas are ****ing horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their ****ing lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, **** and occasionally scream like ****ing satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're ****ing terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is ****. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I ****ing hate them.

So wait, how has the species not gone extinct after all this?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

My gf showed me this video called if KH3 was entirly online and holy ****

 

[staindgrey]

Could always get the 3 stars in a circle of the RPD.
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My thought process has been, "Do I already own this on multiple pieces of clothing?" Because I don't want to be redundant. I have a coat with the BSAA logo I wear all winter and a shirt, jacket and hat with the STARS badge. I feel like putting it permanently on my body when I already wear it where the public can see it serves no purpose.

The only videogame-related thing I've felt super strongly about is putting the the Kirkwall crest and the bastardized Kirkwall crest on opposite sides of my body.

They represent not only my favorite videogame that helped me on my path to beat depression, but the dichotomy of a visage of order and prosperity versus a rebellious symbol of its hidden darker side and the people left behind for the rich to stay rich.

Plus they look ****ing cool.

 

[Noipoi]

So wait, how has the species not gone extinct after all this?

Luck.

Never underestimate the power of luck.

 

[praline]

What do you mean fast food, I'm not in that but I still have ****ing morons like this. "Hello I'm looking for some yogurt can you help me?" Sure, which one are you looking for? "That yummy one!" What flavour is it? "I don't know" What brand is it? "I don't know" What does the packaging look like? "I don't know" Then I can't help you I'm afraid "What? That's absurd!"

I had a customer ask me where the zucchini was and I pointed him to directly where they were. He walked to where they were, stood facing them and looked at me with a “I can’t find them” expression.

 

[Wunderwaft]

I mean, I'm not what you'd consider super-duper crazy PC-inclined and would look at the design and think "Wow that that's pretty bad Japan lol"

But it's straight up a "You read this, we kick you" kinda deal so


My circle of friends are crazy-liberal inclined.

Read it in secret my dude. Your friends pretty coocoo, the manga itself is really great and I don't encourage dropping it because of one character design.

 

[Deleted member]

What do you mean fast food, I'm not in that but I still have ****ing morons like this. "Hello I'm looking for some yogurt can you help me?" Sure, which one are you looking for? "That yummy one!" What flavour is it? "I don't know" What brand is it? "I don't know" What does the packaging look like? "I don't know" Then I can't help you I'm afraid "What? That's absurd!"

That must be super annoying.
People should always know what they want before they ask for it.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

You guys.

T'was a joke.

Out of those I only really enjoy My Hero Academia. I keep up with Fairy Tail, but really only because I've poured so much time into it, and it's somewhat of a guilty pleasure of mine.

No it wasn't, jokes are meant to be funny

 

[Knight Dude]

This post scares me.

Fairy Tail over One Piece? I don't agree with that.

Also

ULTRA ASCENDED GOD: JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

Super Asecnded God Super Ascended BLANCO: DRAGON BALL.

 

[Deleted member]

You learned them from Gwen?

I thought I left that pretty clear?

I mean, I'm not what you'd consider super-duper crazy PC-inclined and would look at the design and think "Wow that that's pretty bad Japan lol"

But it's straight up a "You read this, we kick you" kinda deal so


My circle of friends are crazy-liberal inclined.

Maybe it's because I'm not black but I don't think I'd ever kick someone out of a friend group because of the media they consume unless it was some outright nasty stuff

 

[staindgrey]

There is this person on pixiv that draws RobinxRobin
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...

Are we sure that's not Robin x Morgan?

 

[PsySmasher]

>Broke: Naruto
>Woke: One Piece
>Acended: My Hero Academia
>Galaxy: Seven Deadly Sins
>HEAVENLY: FAIRY TAIL
>GODLY: SWORD ART ONLINE

All right... y'all might not like this...

But I, unironically, like Sword Art Online.

The only other anime on here that I've really watched is My Hero Academia (and yes, I do enjoy it more than SAO).

 

[Raxxel]

Killing off half a population isn't genocidal if you say "no Thano" before doing it.

 

[Opossum]

You guys.

T'was a joke.

Out of those I only really enjoy My Hero Academia. I keep up with Fairy Tail, but really only because I've poured so much time into it, and it's somewhat of a guilty pleasure of mine.

To be fair, given your opinion on Smash Run vs Smash Tour, can you blame people for being cautious?

 

[Shroob]

I thought I left that pretty clear?

Maybe it's because I'm not black but I don't think I'd ever kick someone out of a friend group because of the media they consume unless it was some outright nasty stuff

I mean, one of 'em straight up called me a pedo once because I said "I don't care" when they were partaking in group shaming a character in Granblue's non-canon gag-manga for being a lolicon.

So like,

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

All right... y'all might not like this...

But I, unironically, like Sword Art Online.

The only other anime on here that I've really watched is My Hero Academia (and yes, I do enjoy it more than SAO).

SAO used to be another guilty pleasure of mine, but then they used **** as Drama one too many times and I dropped it.

No it wasn't, jokes are meant to be funny

 

[Deleted member]

I had a customer ask me where the zucchini was and I pointed him to directly where they were. He walked to where they were, stood facing them and looked at me with a “I can’t find them” expression.

How???
Did he think those were cucumbers?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I had a customer ask me where the zucchini was and I pointed him to directly where they were. He walked to where they were, stood facing them and looked at me with a “I can’t find them” expression.

Oooooh you reminded me of the time I was ****ing done with a customer's ****.
"Hey, can you help me find the rice pudding?"
Sure, it's over here
*We walk to the rice pudding*
Is this one the one you want sir?
"No, that's the wrong thing"
Oh, perhaps this one? Or do you have a brand preferred?
"No, it's not that!"
Which one do you want then sir?
"I don't know, you don't ****ing have it apparently, disgraceful"
I'm sorr-
*Customer notices what he was looking for and grabs it*
"See? THIS one!" *in a highly aggressive tone*
Oh, my apologies, I was looking at the rice pudding because you said you wanted the RICE PUDDING and not the CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!
*complete silence*
Have a nice day

 

[Icedragonadam]

Killing off half a population isn't genocidal if you say "no Thano" before doing it.

I thought it was: Thanos no snapping, Thanos no snapping, Thanos no snapping?

 

[PsySmasher]

SAO used to be another guilty pleasure of mine, but then they used **** as Drama one too many times and I dropped it.

Yeah... don't remind me. I purposely blocked that part out of my mind.

I had a customer ask me where the zucchini was and I pointed him to directly where they were. He walked to where they were, stood facing them and looked at me with a “I can’t find them” expression.

That sounds exactly like something I would do tbh.

 

[Deleted member]

Oooooh you reminded me of the time I was ****ing done with a customer's ****.
"Hey, can you help me find the rice pudding?"
Sure, it's over here
*We walk to the rice pudding*
Is this one the one you want sir?
"No, that's the wrong thing"
Oh, perhaps this one? Or do you have a brand preferred?
"No, it's not that!"
Which one do you want then sir?
"I don't know, you don't ****ing have it apparently, disgraceful"
I'm sorr-
*Customer notices what he was looking for and grabs it*
"See? THIS one!" *in a highly aggressive tone*
Oh, my apologies, I was looking at the rice pudding because you said you wanted the RICE PUDDING and not the CHOCOLATE MOUSSE!
*complete silence*
Have a nice day

This is funny and sad at the same time.
I am sorry you had to go through this.
Humans are very strange.

 

[Deleted member]

Burgh: "So you finally arrive at my gym."
Me: "Dude what the **** why is this whole place full of bug nests!?"
Burgh: "It's my masterpiece!"
Me: "It's ****ing nasty, that's what it is."
Burgh: "It's a metaphor."
Me: "For what!?"
Burgh: "Coming out of your shell."
Me: "I don't get it?"
Burgh: "Coming out."
Me: "And what's up with all the rainbow paint splattered across the floor, this **** is still fresh."
Burgh: "How ****ing dense are you?"
Me: "About 985 kg/m³ why do you ask?"

 

[#HBC | Red Ryu]

I had a customer ask me where the zucchini was and I pointed him to directly where they were. He walked to where they were, stood facing them and looked at me with a “I can’t find them” expression.

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make them drink.