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[Deleted member]

>Broke: Naruto
>Woke: One Piece
>Acended: My Hero Academia
>Galaxy: Seven Deadly Sins
>HEAVENLY: FAIRY TAIL
>GODLY: SWORD ART ONLINE

You have better opinions than this.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

What am I? Chopped liver?

No, you're ramen.

 

[Deleted member]

Ya'll should read The Promised Neverland, that's what the good **** is

 

[Wunderwaft]

Off-topic, but we all should give props to @GoldenYuiitusin and Noipoi for sticking with Incineroar despite the whole Decidueye craze.

Even more props to them for sticking with Incineroar despite the majority of the Smash community hating on the cat, especially after the **** show that was the grinch leak.

 

[Deleted member]

>Broke: Naruto
>Woke: One Piece
>Acended: My Hero Academia
>Galaxy: Seven Deadly Sins
>HEAVENLY: FAIRY TAIL
>GODLY: SWORD ART ONLINE

This post scares me.

Fairy Tail over One Piece? I don't agree with that.

Also

ULTRA ASCENDED GOD: JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

 

[Noipoi]

Y’all I know this is off topic, but I gotta go off. I gotta tell you about Koalas.

Koalas are stupid. So incredibly stupid that stupidity is in their DNA. You know how Koalas like eucalyptus leaves? Eucalyptus leaves are highly poisonous, hold little to no nutritional value, and are sedatives. Koalas sleep for 20 hours a day because they’re sedated and they have no energy, the eucalyptus leaves do basically nothing. Koalas die from starvation because the eucalyptus leaves are too course for their teeth, it grinds them down until they’re unusable. Koala teeth were made to eat meat, but they won’t eat anything except for eucalyptus leaves. And dirt. They eat dirt to get calcium, because eucalyptus leaves don’t have any. If you put some eucalyptus leaves in front of a Koala they wouldn’t even eat it, it has to be on a stick or they won’t register it as food. Eucalyptus leaves were evolutionarily designed to be inedible, and they are. But Koalas insist on eating them for some damn reason even though it does more harm then good and if they started eating bugs or something they’d prosper as a species.

 

[Shroob]

Ya'll should read The Promised Neverland, that's what the good **** is

I heard about it but apparently there's a #problematic character in it so now I'm banned in my circle of friends from doing so.

 

[Guybrush20X6]

Yanks have no idea how many boarding school stories there are that never made it stateside.

Harry Potter just had the advantages of magic and ticking off originated religion.

 

[Pyra]

Everyone has a Triforce tattoo. It's the safest ****ing "nerd" tattoo.

The Awakening brand would have been one of my ideas if I hadn't met a guy who already did that. Now it'd feel like I'm copying him.

At some point I was thinking of getting a majoras mask tattoo but I felt getting any kind of Zelda tattoo felt too “I’m a Nintendo gamer look at me” for me

That’s just me though, other people can have one and I won’t judge, it’s just a personal thought process for my own potential future tattoo

 

[Deleted member]

Even more props to them for sticking with Incineroar despite the majority of the Smash community hating on the cat, especially after the **** show that was the grinch leak.

I am so glad the Grinch leak was fake.
I was always against it, and I wanted it to burn.

 

[osby]

So guys. I'm going to regret asking this, but.

I think I'm gonna finally get my first tattoo this summer. I have a few ideas, but I'd like to ask for suggestions.

Smash Bros. There's no way it can be misunderstood, right?

 

[amazonevan19]

Y’all I know this is off topic, but I gotta go off. I gotta tell you about Koalas.

Koalas are stupid. So incredibly stupid that stupidity is in their DNA. You know how Koalas like eucalyptus leaves? Eucalyptus leaves are highly poisonous, hold little to no nutritional value, and are sedatives. Koalas sleep for 20 hours a day because they’re sedated and they have no energy, the eucalyptus leaves do basically nothing. Koalas die from starvation because the eucalyptus leaves are too course for their teeth, it grinds them down until they’re unusable. Koala teeth were made to eat meat, but they won’t eat anything except for eucalyptus leaves. And dirt. They eat dirt to get calcium, because eucalyptus leaves don’t have any. If you put some eucalyptus leaves in front of a Koala they wouldn’t even eat it, it has to be on a stick or they won’t register it as food. Eucalyptus leaves were evolutionarily designed to be inedible, and they are. But Koalas insist on eating them for some damn reason even though it does more harm then good and if they started eating bugs or something they’d prosper as a species.

So Komala for Smash?

 

[staindgrey]

Hmm, how about Jill' STARS beret? It's subtle but it could work.

In terms of nerd tattoos-- because I have other personal tattoo ideas that don't relate to videogames, guys lol-- with Resident Evil I was thinking of the Umbrella logo, the Tricell logo, or the distinct "5" from Resident Evil 5. The beret could be another subtle reference but I'm worried it would come across as actual military and I've never been in the military.

 

[Deleted member]

@Shishœ
What is your favorite anime?

 

[Wunderwaft]

I heard about it but apparently there's a #problematic character in it so now I'm banned in my circle of friends from doing so.

I don't think there is one?
I mean the last time I read it was long ago and it was around chapter 20~ish but there wasn't a character that I thought was controversial.

 

[Deleted member]

Y’all I know this is off topic, but I gotta go off. I gotta tell you about Koalas.

Koalas are stupid. So incredibly stupid that stupidity is in their DNA. You know how Koalas like eucalyptus leaves? Eucalyptus leaves are highly poisonous, hold little to no nutritional value, and are sedatives. Koalas sleep for 20 hours a day because they’re sedated and they have no energy, the eucalyptus leaves do basically nothing. Koalas die from starvation because the eucalyptus leaves are too course for their teeth, it grinds them down until they’re unusable. Koala teeth were made to eat meat, but they won’t eat anything except for eucalyptus leaves. And dirt. They eat dirt to get calcium, because eucalyptus leaves don’t have any. If you put some eucalyptus leaves in front of a Koala they wouldn’t even eat it, it has to be on a stick or they won’t register it as food. Eucalyptus leaves were evolutionarily designed to be inedible, and they are. But Koalas insist on eating them for some damn reason even though it does more harm then good and if they started eating bugs or something they’d prosper as a species.

I know they are stupid, but I still like them.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

If I were to get a tattoo, I'd love to get the Outsider's Mark from Dishonored on my hand, but I kinda want to keep my job so...

Spoiler: Something like this

 

[Pyra]

@Shishœ
What is your favorite anime?

Demon King Daimao

 

[Cutie Gwen]

@Shishœ
What is your favorite anime?

She likes Shield Hero


Wait why did Shish suddenly block me on everything?

 

[Iridium]

The perfect rival to Smash.

To end some wars.

 

[Idon]

So guys. I'm going to regret asking this, but.

I think I'm gonna finally get my first tattoo this summer. I have a few ideas, but I'd like to ask for suggestions.

Could always get the 3 stars in a circle of the RPD.

 

[Noipoi]

Smash Bros. There's no way it can be misunderstood, right?

I just wanna Smash with my bros, nothing wrong with that?

 

[osby]

Y’all I know this is off topic, but I gotta go off. I gotta tell you about Koalas.

Koalas are stupid. So incredibly stupid that stupidity is in their DNA. You know how Koalas like eucalyptus leaves? Eucalyptus leaves are highly poisonous, hold little to no nutritional value, and are sedatives. Koalas sleep for 20 hours a day because they’re sedated and they have no energy, the eucalyptus leaves do basically nothing. Koalas die from starvation because the eucalyptus leaves are too course for their teeth, it grinds them down until they’re unusable. Koala teeth were made to eat meat, but they won’t eat anything except for eucalyptus leaves. And dirt. They eat dirt to get calcium, because eucalyptus leaves don’t have any. If you put some eucalyptus leaves in front of a Koala they wouldn’t even eat it, it has to be on a stick or they won’t register it as food. Eucalyptus leaves were evolutionarily designed to be inedible, and they are. But Koalas insist on eating them for some damn reason even though it does more harm then good and if they started eating bugs or something they’d prosper as a species.

So what you're saying is koalas are only around because they are too stupid to realize they should've gone extinct?

 

[Deleted member]

I know. I don't actually hate him.

It was actually very sweet how you wanted to come and tell me, @JDCabrera thank you.

Yeah, I already got the flack for mistaking the character by many other people already anyway.

At least you accepted my apologies, which is fair enough.



Anyway, I also came here to share that I won't be online during the rest of the week, since I have to give more focus to high school these days and I can't be in Smashboards right now in a way that works for me.

I'll come back the next week doh, since I have it free. But then I'll only be here on weekends at most until I finish all the work around the end of june or beginnings of July.

 

[Alternis]

If I were to get a tattoo, I'd love to get the Outsider's Mark from Dishonored on my hand, but I kinda want to keep my job so...

Spoiler: Something like this

This is only tattoo I'd ever consider getting.

 

[Noipoi]

So what you're saying is koalas are only around because they are too stupid to realize they should've gone extinct?

Probably, yeah.

 

[Schnee117]

So what you're saying is koalas are only around because they are too stupid to realize they should've gone extinct?

Just like humans

 

[Deleted member]

Y’all I know this is off topic, but I gotta go off. I gotta tell you about Koalas.

Koalas are stupid. So incredibly stupid that stupidity is in their DNA. You know how Koalas like eucalyptus leaves? Eucalyptus leaves are highly poisonous, hold little to no nutritional value, and are sedatives. Koalas sleep for 20 hours a day because they’re sedated and they have no energy, the eucalyptus leaves do basically nothing. Koalas die from starvation because the eucalyptus leaves are too course for their teeth, it grinds them down until they’re unusable. Koala teeth were made to eat meat, but they won’t eat anything except for eucalyptus leaves. And dirt. They eat dirt to get calcium, because eucalyptus leaves don’t have any. If you put some eucalyptus leaves in front of a Koala they wouldn’t even eat it, it has to be on a stick or they won’t register it as food. Eucalyptus leaves were evolutionarily designed to be inedible, and they are. But Koalas insist on eating them for some damn reason even though it does more harm then good and if they started eating bugs or something they’d prosper as a species.

Spoiler: YES I GET TO USE THIS PASTA AGAIN

Koalas are ****ing horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their ****ing lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, **** and occasionally scream like ****ing satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're ****ing terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is ****. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I ****ing hate them.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

The perfect rival to Smash.

To end some wars.

Dang... Banjo just can't catch a break, these days

He's even getting shafted in Microsoft's crossovers...

 

[amazonevan19]

Probably, yeah.

NaturalSelection.exe has stopped working

Task failed successfully

 

[Deleted member]

She likes Shield Hero


Wait why did Shish suddenly block me on everything?

-Shield Hero

We all know Shishœ as a thing for scythes, but shields too?

 

[Schnee117]

Dang... Banjo just can't catch a break, these days

Look, being a rug is hard work okay

 

[osby]

Just like humans

Nah, humans know they'll go extinct, they'll just wait until they can take the whole world with them.

 

[Shroob]

I don't think there is one?
I mean the last time I read it was long ago and it was around chapter 20~ish but there wasn't a character that I thought was controversial.

They're a maid, apparently. I dunno anything about the series.

 

[Wunderwaft]

The perfect rival to Smash.

To end some wars.

Don't know about you but it seems more promising than PSABR to me.

 

[Deleted member]

The perfect rival to Smash.

To end some wars.

"But where's Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve"

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Beats me. Everyone knows One Piece is the superior shounen manga.

Naw bruh the superior shonen series is Yu Yu Hakusho.

 

[Deleted member]

Y’all I know this is off topic, but I gotta go off. I gotta tell you about Koalas.

Koalas are stupid. So incredibly stupid that stupidity is in their DNA. You know how Koalas like eucalyptus leaves? Eucalyptus leaves are highly poisonous, hold little to no nutritional value, and are sedatives. Koalas sleep for 20 hours a day because they’re sedated and they have no energy, the eucalyptus leaves do basically nothing. Koalas die from starvation because the eucalyptus leaves are too course for their teeth, it grinds them down until they’re unusable. Koala teeth were made to eat meat, but they won’t eat anything except for eucalyptus leaves. And dirt. They eat dirt to get calcium, because eucalyptus leaves don’t have any. If you put some eucalyptus leaves in front of a Koala they wouldn’t even eat it, it has to be on a stick or they won’t register it as food. Eucalyptus leaves were evolutionarily designed to be inedible, and they are. But Koalas insist on eating them for some damn reason even though it does more harm then good and if they started eating bugs or something they’d prosper as a species.

Koalas are so ****ing stupid eating stuff that literally kills them lmao
*Proceeds to drink coke*

I heard about it but apparently there's a #problematic character in it so now I'm banned in my circle of friends from doing so.

If it's about Sister Krone then yeah, how she's depicted is certainly problematic but one shouldn't dismiss the whole thing simply for that. I've talked about her a bit here and there's a video discussing those exact issues(which I won't link because TPN is one of those manga where knowing little as possible is recommended).
Of course, if someone isn't comfortable watching or reading it because of her then that's also perfectly understandable as well.

@Shishœ
What is your favorite anime?

Bobo's Crazy Fire Bonanza

 

[Noipoi]

Spoiler: YES I GET TO USE THIS PASTA AGAIN

Koalas are ****ing horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their ****ing lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, **** and occasionally scream like ****ing satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're ****ing terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is ****. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I ****ing hate them.

Koalas are ****ing morons.

They cute tho

 

[Kirby Dragons]

On the topic of One Piece, I finally got around to doing a general ranking of the arcs. I'm in early Whole Cake Island right now, so it and any arcs after it are excluded.

Water 7/Enies Lobby = Dressrosa > Alabasta > Impel Down > Marineford > Zou > Arlong Park > Punk Hazard > Thriller Bark > Skypeia > Fishman Island