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[Wademan94]

He seemed so nice and well behaved when he DMed me.

 

[Idon]

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"Hey Louis, remember the time I became an ancient Babylonian King?"

Remember that time I lost to a horny teenager whose only ability was making a bunch of swords?

 

[Noipoi]

While I didn't see this specific incident, I feel like misanthropy is a super common thread with people who jump off the deep end on this kind of topic. Or more specifically the assertion that humans are Always Chaotic Evil and animals are Always Lawful Good.

Like you're just going to sit there and tell me dolphins wouldn't do all the horrible things we do if they had hands? "But they don't, so we're evil and they aren't" no no I think you're missing the point here honey.

Dolphins sexually assault things

They only suck less than we do because they can’t really do anything

 

[Deleted member]

Mm. Potentially unwise to say this, but they also said that we should have the right to hunt furries. Brelooming is one of the worst kind of people there is.

Maximum yikes.

But I do agree that what he did was super messed up and everything he said was Super terrible.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

The only characters not leaked in any way (which includes vague placeholders, so no Greninja) for Smash 4:

The only characters not leaked in any way for Smash Ultimate (so far): (Joker)

Kinda sad when you think about it.

That's the thing. Things are leaked all the time. Insiders just dont tell the general audiance most of the time.

I mean, Ridley was an open secret for months apparently. Just no one told the masses until later.

And yeah people didn't like Verge. He even fell for their trap. Which was that Isabelle was an echo. The insiders knew she wasn't.

 

[Noipoi]

Birds are very smart creatures

 

[PsySmasher]

The only characters not leaked in any way (which includes vague placeholders, so no Greninja) for Smash 4:

Base:
DLC:

The only characters not leaked in any way for Smash Ultimate (so far):
Base:
DLC: (Joker)

Kinda sad when you think about it.

Wait... Daisy and Richter were known by leakers?

B/c I don't remember anything leaked to the public about them.

 

[osby]

While I didn't see this specific incident, I feel like misanthropy is a super common thread with people who jump off the deep end on this kind of topic. Or more specifically the assertion that humans are Always Chaotic Evil and animals are Always Lawful Good.

Like you're just going to sit there and tell me dolphins wouldn't do all the horrible things we do if they had hands? "But they don't, so we're evil and they aren't" no no I think you're missing the point here honey.

Any cat owner can confirm that their pets are Chaotic Evil.

 

[Deleted member]

That's the thing. Things are leaked all the time. Insiders just dont tell the general audiance most of the time.

I mean, Ridley was an open secret for months apparently. Just no one told the masses until later.

And yeah people didn't like Verge. He even fell for their trap. Which was that Isabelle was an echo. The insiders knew she wasn't.

It makes me wonder how K. Rool slipped through the cracks.
....or did he....? He seemingly blindsided every leaker.

 

[Deleted member]

He seemed so nice and well behaved when he DMed me.

Yeah he seemed like a genuinely nice person which is why it came as a shock for me to see what he said.

It's sorta, kinda, is messed up.

 

[PLATINUM7]

Ooo, which one?

It is quite amazing and I think they do it better than us humans do it.

Nature is cruel.

I remember being shown a bird's mating ritual in a lecture. It built this really elaborate structure and was performing some spectacular movements resulting in the female's attention being glued. Just when things were looking perfect, a bigger male comes along, does absolutely nothing beyond appearing and the female runs off with the new, more geneticall favourable male.

 

[Deleted member]

Since you all are talking about my twin, here is a selfie of me walking through the beach:

Spoiler

 

[Shroob]

Wait... Daisy and Richter were known by leakers?

B/c I don't remember anything leaked to the public about them.

It wasn't public info.

 

[ClaTheBae]

goodnight guys still no locusts

 

[Zinith]

I do kinda feel like we're dogpiling on him though. All he has to do is apologize for his behavior and I'll accept it. He doesn't even have to compromise his animal rights beliefs

 

[Wademan94]

Birds are very smart creatures

You’re just off in your own little world with this nature doc, aren’t you?

 

[osby]

Birds are very smart creatures

Which birds? Crows, yes. Pigeons, no, pigeons are dumb.

 

[Idon]

Since you all are talking about my twin, here is a selfie of me walking through the beach:

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Bro, why do you keep reposting this specific image.

There's gotta be like, more than 1 pic of Girugamesh at the beach.

 

[Deleted member]

Wait... Daisy and Richter were known by leakers?

B/c I don't remember anything leaked to the public about them.

Someone leaked everything about E3 the day before. That includes Daisy.

As for Richter, apparently he was heard about but not publically mentioned. Verge himself mentioned that yes, he knew Richter was in the game in some capacity, but didn't know for what.

 

[Noipoi]

He DM’d me too, and he told me he had some anger problems, but he still seemed so nice.

 

[Coricus]

Dolphins sexually assault things

They only suck less than we do because they can’t really do anything

Well, they can [In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are deemed especially heinous] all the females in the pod, bisect fish to use the remaining corpse as [R-18 device], get high off of pufferfish venom, and if we're including killer whales use seals as living beach balls before eating them.

That's a fairly varied skillset. Or at least a fairly varied number of criminal offenses.

 

[KarneraMythos]

Sigma tends to Scott the Woz's wounds.

And that folks is how virus infections begin.

Default Dancing Sans constructs a shack.

Hey, who put Fortnite in the Hunger Games unironically?

2010 Memes sets an explosive off, killing Toasterbrains Pyra, Snorlax, and Bob the Garo.

And like that, the cancer continues to spread.

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"Hey Louis, remember the time I became an ancient Babylonian King?"

"NYEHEHEHEHE, he said 'Gay Bulge'"

 

[Noipoi]

Since you all are talking about my twin, here is a selfie of me walking through the beach:

Spoiler

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Golly gee wilikers I wonder if you think this picture is hot.

I certainly would not be able to tell, it’s not as if you post it all the time.

 

[Shroob]

Bro, why do you keep reposting this specific image.

There's gotta be like, more than 1 pic of Girugamesh at the beach.

I think it's more to do with that being official artwork.

 

[PLATINUM7]

Which birds? Crows, yes. Pigeons, no, pigeons are dumb.

I'm guessing this is a joke but pigeons are actually quite intelligent. They're homing abilities are particularly unique.

 

[Noipoi]

Well, they can [In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are deemed especially heinous] all the females in the pod, bisect fish to use the remaining corpse as [R-18 device], get high off of pufferfish venom, and if we're including killer whales use seals as living beach balls before eating them.

That's a fairly varied skillset. Or at least a fairly varied number of criminal offenses.

If they had hands the ocean would be screwed.

Literally.

 

[Pyra]

I need to apply for jobs again... urgh

 

[Deleted member]

I need to apply for jobs again... urgh

I hope you get the job you want!

 

[PsySmasher]

Someone leaked everything about E3 the day before. That includes Daisy.

As for Richter, apparently he was heard about but not publically mentioned. Verge himself mentioned that yes, he knew Richter was in the game in some capacity, but didn't know for what.

Aah... gotcha.

It still seems kinda funny to me that K. Rool, of all characters, was the one that wasn't leaked. Especially w/ how much support he got over the Smash 4 DLC speculation.

At least that surprise wasn't spoiled for anyone. Joker too.

 

[Wademan94]

I do kinda feel like we're dogpiling on him though. All he has to do is apologize for his behavior and I'll accept it. He doesn't even have to compromise his animal rights beliefs

It doesn’t look like he’ll be back anytime soon. If he does want to return and make himself a better person, I’ll admit that I’d be willing to give him a second chance, I mean the dude is only 14.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

It makes me wonder how K. Rool slipped through the cracks.
....or did he....? He seemingly blindsided every leaker.

He didn't.

For Ultimate, every character was put in a list due to play test footage being leaked somewhere.

People just didnt believe the leak until the August direct confirmed five of them including the WTF Richter.

So his leak was there but it wasnt believed till later.

 

[Noipoi]

You’re just off in your own little world with this nature doc, aren’t you?

Super fascinating stuff.

Penguins are interesting.

I need to apply for jobs again... urgh

You can do it!!!

 

[PLATINUM7]

If they had hands the ocean would be screwed.

Literally.

I don't think they need hands to screw the ocean. Or even the world.

 

[Shroob]

He didn't.

For Ultimate, every character was put in a list due to play test footage being leaked somewhere.

People just didnt believe the leak since the August direct confirmed five of them including the WTF Richter.

So his leak was there but it wasnt believed till later.

^Believe this guy.


I may have dumped Spirits Mode into the wild but he stuck around in the group longer than I did.

 

[Deleted member]

If they had hands the ocean would be screwed.

Literally.

Pffft, at least they can not cause Global Warming.

 

[Idon]

Basically, "Everyone is Leaked!"

 

[Zinith]

Super fascinating stuff.

Penguins are interesting.

Do they "poot poot" in real life Noipoi?

 

[Shroob]

Pffft, at least they can not cause Global Warming.

Well all the friction would surely cause some warming.

 

[Deleted member]

He didn't.

For Ultimate, every character was put in a list due to play test footage being leaked somewhere.

People just didnt believe the leak since the August direct confirmed five of them including the WTF Richter.

So his leak was there but it wasnt believed till later.

Hmm. Interesting.

So I guess I'll revise my list.

Characters who weren't leaked PUBLICALLY before reveal (i.e. only insiders knew): (Joker)

Everyone else was directly stated by someone.

 

[Noipoi]

Pffft, at least they can not cause Global Warming.

If they had hands they could.

If hey had hands they’d be unstoppable.