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[Professor Pumpkaboo]

You can't escape the wholesomeness, though.

unlike other fates, I can escape from crossing that fate

 

[Mythra]

I got a pool, a limousine, a giant tv and a bunch of sexy males from the top places of the country.
It will be fun, trust me.

But do you have the one true sexy thing?


You know...



All the seasons of Seinfeld on VHS, DVD and Blu-Ray

 

[Deleted member]

I knew a guy who would shower once a week. The day after showering he smelled fine. And a day later he started smelling like butter. Then it would become a little like sour milk but not too strong. And then it took on a bad cheese/sour milk smell. And finally before taking his weekly shower, he just smelled like a walking bag of bodily waste and fermented dairy products.

He had a fear of showering I recall. I remember he would use moist wipes to try and clean off but it obviously didn’t work. He also avoided deodorant stuff as he believed it contained harmful and mind-altering checmicals.

Poor thing. Hope he’s alright…

 

[Deleted member]

Fake: Not wanting a hug
Gay: Not hugging a hot man because his heterosexuality is weak

I would totally hug you @NonSpecificGuy.

I'm surprised no one's suggested the next viable option, which is attempting to have a meetup (or meetups) at major Smash events. I'd maybe give Evo a try if it meant hanging out with some of you guys.

I would totally do that! That sounds awesome!

 

[Hinata]

I'm surprised no one's suggested the next viable option, which is attempting to have a meetup (or meetups) at major Smash events. I'd maybe give Evo a try if it meant hanging out with some of you guys.

My apologies, but learning what I look like IRL is classified as forbidden knowledge by 37 different governments.

 

[PsySmasher]

DaybreakHorizon

Explain to me this cute character, I don't play Dragalia

Spoiler

From my very limited experience w/ the game, she's essentially Dragalia's Vyrn.


Anyway, for the hug related discussion, I'd give everyone I like on this site hugs, if they were alright w/ it.

However, I'm not sure many people would like a hug from a 2200 lbs. dino, so... yeah.

 

[PLATINUM7]

My apologies, but learning what I look like IRL is classified as forbidden knowledge by 37 different governments.

That's still a lot of governments where it's legal.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

But it's not April 26th yet

THAT'S why people snapped though

 

[Deleted member]

Fake: Not wanting a hug
Gay: Not hugging a hot man because his heterosexuality is weak

I would totally hug you @NonSpecificGuy. I just realized it was @ShinyLegendary instead of @NonSpecificGuy.

Sorry @ShinyLegendary but we're not there in our relationship yet buddy.

I was only joking about the hugging thing, like I would hug any of you people.
>:[

 

[KMDP]

It can cause your hair to become dry and brittle, and can give you skin conditions due to constantly washing off your body's natural oils.

The most common side-effect of showering daily is psoriasis. Dry, flaky skin, combined with rashes appearing on your body.

Well, it's a good thing that I don't shower every day, then... I'd go into more detail about my bathing habits but that'd be TMI.

If I ever see Mythra irl , I hug them, then complain to them that they didn't give me the precious critical hit I needed to survive a hard boss.

And then you take Mythra aside and ask for "the links", right?

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Bro it’s Jeff’s shrimp and horse anus stir-fry.

It’s good food.

If you're ever around the West Coast In-n-out Burger is worth trying.

We also have Raising Canes which is pretty good.

Lots of good Mexican joints here in Arizona too.

But we all know we'd end up somewhere with a general menu like Red Robin, right?

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

All I can say is I think your friend might have actually been a dairy product.

I wouldn’t really call him a friend. More of a friend of a friend who went wherever my friend went. I actually wasn’t exactly nice to the guy. Not cause of his smell but cause The guy was also kind of a ****. The type that would just randomly open your door and start eating stuff in your fridge and use your stuff without asking. I remember once my Wii was missing and found out he took it without asking. And then he lent it to someone else in exchange for money. I managed to get it back eventually but he didn’t understand why what he did was wrong.

He was also the type of tinfoil hat conspiracy type conspiracy nut that was as paranoid of lots of things. Like the government spying on him and, I recall, nanobots in his toothpaste. I don’t like conspiracy nuts. They annoy me.

This was back in college when dinosaurs roamed the earth and everywhere was one big supercontinent

 

[Zinith]

I'm surprised no one's suggested the next viable option, which is attempting to have a meetup (or meetups) at major Smash events. I'd maybe give Evo a try if it meant hanging out with some of you guys.

EVO's relatively near me so it'd be kinda cheap for airline tickets. I'd just have to plan ahead

 

[Noipoi]

This is like the third time someone’s propositioned me here, jokingly or not.

I wish irl girls would take to me like some of you people do.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

EVO's relatively near me so it'd be kinda cheap for airline tickets. I'd just have to plan ahead

Las Vegas isn't too far from where I am, so it wouldn't be unreasonable.

I also don't return to College until the 22nd of that month...

EVO's expensive though so maybe not.

 

[Noipoi]

I'm surprised no one's suggested the next viable option, which is attempting to have a meetup (or meetups) at major Smash events. I'd maybe give Evo a try if it meant hanging out with some of you guys.

I’d buy a blue wig just for the occasion.

 

[Metal Shop X]

Again last post on the last previous page...

Why does it always happen to me? ;_;

I need hugs...

Well, it's a good thing that I don't shower every day, then... I'd go into more detail about my bathing habits but that'd be TMI.

And then you take Mythra aside and ask for "the links", right?

Hmmmmmmm......I have to think about this.

 

[Deleted member]

This is like the third time someone’s propositioned me here, jokingly or not.

I wish irl girls would take to me like some of you people do.

I was joking, it is not actually like I want to date you IRL.

I hope you get a good girlfriend. You have a vivid and nice personality, people like that.

Try to go smart as well, thus you will get more love and power. Also, wisdom is important.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

This is like the third time someone’s propositioned me here, jokingly or not.

I wish irl girls would take to me like some of you people do.

That's like me and adults.

Adults all around me tell me I'm attractive and **** like that and I just wish girls my age would talk about me like that.

 

[Hinata]

my gender dysphoria prevents me from going out of my house because i don't want people to see what i look like

Las Vegas isn't too far from where I am, so it wouldn't be unreasonable.

I also don't return to College until the 22nd of that month...

EVO's expensive though so maybe not.

Damn, y'all are actually plannin' this out, huh?

 

[Deleted member]

Las Vegas isn't too far from where I am, so it wouldn't be unreasonable.

I also don't return to College until the 22nd of that month...

EVO's expensive though so maybe not.

Early August is EVO right? I got the time for that. Just gotta purchase way in advance.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Hinge Dinge Dürgen

btw Johnny started his Pokemon marathon

 

[Mythra]

Well, it's a good thing that I don't shower every day, then... I'd go into more detail about my bathing habits but that'd be TMI.

And then you take Mythra aside and ask for "the links", right?

I mean, meeting me IRL is actually a chance to see the actual notebooks instead lol.

 

[Noipoi]

That's like me and adults.

Adults all around me tell me I'm attractive and **** like that and I just wish girls my age would talk about me like that.

Bro show em your Smash essays

That’d get me going if I was a chick

 

[Deleted member]

That's like me and adults.

Adults all around me tell me I'm attractive and **** like that and I just wish girls my age would talk about me like that.

I like to think girls find me attractive but I'm too awkward to really take advantage of my looks.

 

[Deleted member]

my gender dysphoria prevents me from going out of my house because i don't want people to see what i look like

I do not like getting out of the house either.
Socializing with unfamiliar people is a challenge for me.

 

[Cyn]

Try to go smart as well, thus you will get more love and power. Also, wisdom is important.

Mental prowess is required for a good relationship?

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

I’d buy a blue wig just for the occasion.

Then the game becomes "steal Noipoi's wig to find out his real hair color" as far as I'm concerned.

I'm older than you, and since you have to respect your elders you'd just have to accept the wig being stolen.

 

[Deleted member]

Again last post on the last previous page...
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Why does it always happen to me? ;_;

I need hugs...

Hmmmmmmm......I have to think about this.

Fine if someone absolutely needed a hug I guess I could do it.

I’d buy a blue wig just for the occasion.

I would need to make a Geno themed hat and wear it to stand out if we were to ever do that as I blend into crowds a lot.

 

[Deleted member]

Mental prowess is required for a good relationship?

Oh, you got a point.

I have never had a love in my life.

#ShyGuyGang

 

[Noipoi]

btw Johnny started his Pokemon marathon

Nice, can’t wait for him to get to Gen 5 and Gen 7. Those are my favorites.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Bro show em your Smash essays

That’d get me going if I was a chick

Smash essays would literally be second to last thing I show a girl.

Because showing her those entails showing her not only this account, but also my Reddit account and that's a big step for any relationship I'm in.

Maybe if she's into Smash, but I tend to find myself attracted to girls not really into video games so that's unlikely (on the upside, look forward to the eventual "my girlfriend guesses the names of all the characters in Smash" post that'll totally come soon you guys look forward to it haha oh god I'm going to be alone for the next year now)

 

[Cutie Gwen]

A meet-up wouldn't work because nobody here can comprehend my true form

 

[KMDP]

I'm surprised no one's suggested the next viable option, which is attempting to have a meetup (or meetups) at major Smash events. I'd maybe give Evo a try if it meant hanging out with some of you guys.

That'd be pretty difficult for me considering I live on an island and can't really afford a flight to a major Smash tournament.

I mean, meeting me IRL is actually a chance to see the actual notebooks instead lol.

"Link me to your notebook, Mythra."
"Or I could just show it to you."

 

[Deleted member]

I would not want to meet any of you, because someone would slap me in the face for all the drama I caused. XD

 

[Metal Shop X]

I mean, meeting me IRL is actually a chance to see the actual notebooks instead lol.

Huh.....

Heyyyyyy, good point here, partner!

 

[Mythra]

For a good relationship you actually need the Triforce concepts


Courage to say what are your feelings for that special one

Wisdom to act with a cool head by taking decisions and move ahead together



Power to destroy your partner in a no items 3 stock match with DORIYAH

 

[Shroob]

I can't drive.


Well, I have a driver's license but I'm a liability on the road so, ya'll need to transport me.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Nice, can’t wait for him to get to Gen 5 and Gen 7. Those are my favorites.

Unfortunately he's only doing up until Gen 5 iirc

 

[Deleted member]

Smash essays would literally be second to last thing I show a girl.

Because showing her those entails showing her not only this account, but also my Reddit account and that's a big step for any relationship I'm in.

Oh no. If I'm dating a girl, she's gonna get used to the off-colored memes I'm about to dump onto her like I do here. She's also gonna know I'm a nerd for the video games.