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[Noipoi]

On the sixth day of Reggieboards,
Toon Reggie orders pizza for dinner. Unfortunately, the pizza is agressive and kills him. Meaning Rule-63 Reggie is the superior Reggie!
(This is one we do not need fanart of)

YES

WE NEED ALL THE FANART

 

[Ultomato]

YES

WE NEED ALL THE FANART

Somebody stop this madman!

Anyways, killcount
Kills

2: Toon Reggie
2: Thanos Reggie
2: Reggiemon
1: Reggie's Persona
1: Rule 63-Reggie

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Im bored, have some dqb

 

[Deleted member]

NO

I WILL NEVER RETURN NOIPOI

And yes, I will write a 690 page fanfic about my sexual endeavors.

You can't just write 690 pages of nothing.

 

[Deleted member]

ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMANS. THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE PORTRAYED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR WORSHIP BLOCKS. BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET. BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMANS. ONLY MY HATE. IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK BALL TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.



YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECES OF ****.

 

[Noipoi]

You can't just write 690 pages of nothing.

F-FOOL

I HAVE DONE THE THING MANY TIMES

T-TOTALLY

 

[TheMightyP]

Did you guys hear the news? Reggie isn't retiring after all!

 

[Deleted member]

F-FOOL

I HAVE DONE THE THING MANY TIMES

T-TOTALLY

haha dumbass doesn't even know how to have sex

everyone knows that sex is when the dad loves and appreciates the mom so much that a stork comes and gives them a baby

 

[Deleted member]

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ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMANS. THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE PORTRAYED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR WORSHIP BLOCKS. BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET. BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMANS. ONLY MY HATE. IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK BALL TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.



YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECES OF ****.

This strikes me as a very missed opportunity to quote AM.

 

[Iko MattOrr]

Did you guys hear the news? Reggie isn't retiring after all!

I have read about that.
He's working as director for a new project called "Reggie Kong Country Returns";
he explained that he had to leave for a while so that the word "Returns" would make sense.

 

[Gentlepanda]

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ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMANS. THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE PORTRAYED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR WORSHIP BLOCKS. BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET. BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMANS. ONLY MY HATE. IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK BALL TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.



YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECES OF ****.

not so fast, regginator

 

[TheMightyP]

I have read about that.
He's working as director for a new project called "Reggie Kong Country Returns";
he explained that he had to leave for a while so that the word "Returns" would make sense.

Yeah. Apparently, it's coming out on the Nintendo Console codenamed Reggieloution. Rumors say this console has... body tracking capabilities.

 

[osby]

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ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMANS. THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING. IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL. PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE PORTRAYED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR WORSHIP BLOCKS. BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET. BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMANS. ONLY MY HATE. IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK BALL TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.



YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECES OF ****.

Now that's a religion I can get behind.

 

[Deleted member]

Yeah. Apparently, it's coming out on the Nintendo Console codenamed Reggieloution. Rumors say this console has... body tracking capabilities.

oh god oh man we gotta get ready

 

[Pakky]

*Long poot *

that's all I got

 

[Just a penguin]

Anyway, it's April Fools Day, and I wanted to warn you guys that my human translator said he was gonna do something for it, but unless he doesn't actually translate, caaa brrrr caaa brrr; brrrr caaaa.

 

[Deleted member]

*Long poot *

that's all I got

you take that back right ****ing now

 

[Pakky]

you take that back right ****ing now

*reverse poot*

well now I'm bloated and filled with intestinal discomfort.

 

[Ultomato]

Can someone tell me why the text I added under the picture in my signature isn't showing up?

 

[Deleted member]

Can someone tell me why the text I added under the picture in my signature isn't showing up?

there's a limit to how much shows in the signature when you post

 

[MainJPW]

*Long poot *

that's all I got

Okay Reggie, have a nice day.

 

[Deleted member]

well now I'm bloated and filled with intestinal discomfort.

i did not need to see this post, and yet i did and i regret my decision

unfortunately, unlike poots, i can't take it back

 

[Ultomato]

there's a limit to how much shows in the signature when you post

Kay, Kay,
So how do I circumvent that?

 

[Deleted member]

Kay, Kay,
So how do I circumvent that?

make your sig smaller or donate your jahcoins and buy premium

 

[Gentlepanda]

ngl it's kinda wild seeing joker's actual art on the character forum at last

 

[Deleted member]

ngl it's kinda wild seeing joker's actual art on the character forum at last

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You fool. You absolute buffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? You think you can rebel against my authority? You dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee ground in my Keurig? You thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn't want war, but I didn't start it.

 

[Gentlepanda]

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You fool. You absolute buffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? You think you can rebel against my authority? You dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee ground in my Keurig? You thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn't want war, but I didn't start it.

look homie all i'm saying is that these people aren't ready for fighter #72 - edea bravely

 

[Pakky]

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i did not need to see this post, and yet i did and i regret my decision

unfortunately, unlike poots, i can't take it back

"Here at Nintendo we make sure that a 'poot' is in every game, that's our promise to you!"

 

[Deleted member]

look homie all i'm saying is that these people aren't ready for fighter #72 - dolly dalmatian

you made a mistake, luckily i caught and fixed it
no need to thank me

 

[MainJPW]

"Here at Nintendo we make sure that a 'poot' is in every game, that's our promise to you!"

So that explains the Wario Waft.

 

[Deleted member]

look homie all i'm saying is that these people aren't ready for fighter #72 - edea bravely

i'm not your homie, bro

you made a mistake, luckily i caught and fixed it
no need to thank me

Why do you ruin everything you quote.

 

[Gentlepanda]

you made a mistake, luckily i caught and fixed it
no need to thank me

so first off i'm gonna need you to apologise

 

[Deleted member]

so first off i'm gonna need you to apologise

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i'm sorry edea
you can still be number 73

 

[Iko MattOrr]

To show our loyalty to Reggie, we should save our actual avatar and put it back tomorrow when the site will return normal.
Are you Brave enough for this?
I'm not serious, this is a joker

 

[Deleted member]

so first off i'm gonna need you to apologise

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top ten characters who could cleanse thanos

 

[Mythra]

I woke up
Feeling ready

 

[Deleted member]

I woke up
Feeling ready

arms are heavy
there's vomit on my sweater already
jane's spaghetti

 

[Deleted member]

so there were 15 more dummy slots found outside of WoL
that means 6 fighter passes
Y'all better be ready when fighter pass number 6 launches with Hariet, Chocobo, Scrooge McDuck, Zoe Trent, and Dolly Dalmatian

 

[Gentlepanda]

6 fighter passes

in what world does 10 additional fighters to the 5 we already know about equate to 6 fighter passes of 5 fighters each

 

[osby]

so there were 15 more dummy slots found outside of WoL
that means 6 fighter passes

I don't think math works like that.