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[Deleted member]

No no no! I don't mean it in the horny way!












Well actually yes in the horny way nvm

this thread really is a bad influence isn't it

 

[Deleted member]

"Hi there, this is Masahiro Sakurai, from Nintendo."

"I post this today to say that, me and my team have been working very hard on Joker. Especially after some of you have gone insane over some grinch movie or something, and leaked the whole game two week before the game came out, which made me really dissapointed in you all."

"After that whole mess, I was thinking of waiting a bit before showing you what we had in store, but now, I see that some fools at Best Buy have revealed Joker render without my authorization."

"So, while me and my team are going to finish Joker and release him, I intend to scrap all the work we done on Elma, Geno, Banjo & Steve from Minecraft, and instead, we are going to give you Deku Nuts From The Legend of Zelda as a brand new character for you to play in Super Smash Bros Ultimate on the Nintendo Switch, so that you peoples who keep asking me for Zelda newcomers can finally stop once and for all."

"Thank you for understanding, and remember"

"And stop asking me for Goku, he is already in the game."

Why am I ok with deku nuts as a playable character?

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Tbf I'd find Deku Nut more hype than Geno and Banjo

Wouldn't that be nuts.

 

[Deleted member]

this thread really is a bad influence isn't it

I don't think an internet forum affects my adolescence

 

[osby]

Why am I ok with deku nuts as a playable character?

Because at this point, we know Sakurai would make it an interesting fighter.

 

[TheMightyP]

Sakurai on DLC character No. 3, "Look, Joker was just finished, and we decided to take a 3 day break before we started on Erdrick, but on day 2, Furukawa busted into my office with a shotgun demanding I reveal Erdrick at E3 or else. Well, development hasn't started at all, and the animation team wasn't there, so I had to make a quick 3 minute trailer in MS paint revealing him. He might take a while though..."

 

[Gyrom8]

"Hi there, this is Masahiro Sakurai, from Nintendo."

"I post this today to say that, me and my team have been working very hard on Joker. Especially after some of you have gone insane over some grinch movie or something, and leaked the whole game two week before the game came out, which made me really dissapointed in you all."

"After that whole mess, I was thinking of waiting a bit before showing you what we had in store, but now, I see that some fools at Best Buy have revealed Joker render without my authorization."

"So, while me and my team are going to finish Joker and release him, I intend to scrap all the work we done on Elma, Geno, Banjo & Steve from Minecraft, and instead, we are going to give you Deku Nuts From The Legend of Zelda as a brand new character for you to play in Super Smash Bros Ultimate on the Nintendo Switch, so that you peoples who keep asking me for Zelda newcomers can finally stop once and for all."

"Thank you for understanding, and remember"

"And stop asking me for Goku, he is already in the game."

I'd be up for Deku Nuts tbh - more plant based characters can't go amiss

 

[Deleted member]

I just want to see Spice Girl akready, I cab't believe I have to wait yet another week, goddamnit. It's been way too long since Araki gave me a lady fighting.

It kinda doesn't

Steve is portrayed as in the wrong for not telling Tony about his parents, he's partially in the wrong for tearing the Avengers apart, and, depending on your point of view, he's wrong for not signing the Accords. During the whole ending scene in Civil War, while Tony is probably slightly more in the wrong for the whole "attempting to murder an innocent man" deal, Steve and Bucky understand that this is a tragic situation brought on by Steve being an idiot and trying to control everything. Steve even admits guilt in the big ending speech, when he says "I know I hurt you Tony. I guess I thought – by not telling you about your parents I was sparing you, but… I can see now I was really sparing myself. I’m sorry."

There's a whole scene of Cap and Bucky epically beating Iron Man up down to a pinch so I guess they shot their own message.

 

[ThatOneAnon]

At this point I actually hope the next fighter is Erdrick, cause I don't want to know what would happen to the community if it turned out all the insiders were wrong.

 

[Deleted member]

There's a whole scene of Cap and Bucky epically beating Iron Man up down to a pinch so I guess they shot their own message

There's also an epic scene of Tony blowing Bucky's arn off and beating the **** out of Steve in hand-to-hand combat (which is Steve's forte)

 

[Deleted member]

Why am I ok with deku nuts as a playable character?

You have taste.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

At this point I actually hope the next fighter is Erdrick, cause I don't want to know what would happen to the community if it turned out all the insiders were wrong.

Considering how well received Cloud was you're exaggerating

 

[SnakeFighter64]

this thread really is a bad influence isn't it

I told you

Spoiler

We’re getting plenty of Joker. Just the wrong one.

 

[Curious Villager]

"Hi there, this is Masahiro Sakurai, from Nintendo."

"I post this today to say that, me and my team have been working very hard on Joker. Especially after some of you have gone insane over some grinch movie or something, and leaked the whole game two week before the game came out, which made me really dissapointed in you all."

"After that whole mess, I was thinking of waiting a bit before showing you what we had in store, but now, I see that some fools at Best Buy have revealed Joker render without my authorization."

"So, while me and my team are going to finish Joker and release him, I intend to scrap all the work we done on Elma, Geno, Banjo & Steve from Minecraft, and instead, we are going to give you Deku Nuts From The Legend of Zelda as a brand new character for you to play in Super Smash Bros Ultimate on the Nintendo Switch, so that you peoples who keep asking me for Zelda newcomers can finally stop once and for all."

"Thank you for understanding, and remember"

"And stop asking me for Goku, he is already in the game."

I wouldn't mind playable Deku Nut, at least it would mean that my boy Mr. Saturn still has a shot after all. BOING!

Oh for the love of.... Here: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net...rSaturn.png/revision/latest?cb=20081118162648

 

[ShotwoStar]

Joker’s model does look mighty clean I must admit, I assume it leaked cause we’re getting a Direct sometime this week or next.

For that I would predict we’re getting one of these three timelines:

Timeline A) My preferred timeline but the least likely one;
-Joker Gameplay and Reveal
-3.0 Modes like Stadium and Stage builder
-Mii costumes revealed including some Square Costumes
-Geno Reveal

Timeline B) “The most likely timeline”;
-Joker gameplay and reveal
-3.0 Modes
-Mii Costumes and yes, A Geno Mii Costume.
-Erdrick Reveal

Timeline C) “Second most likely timeline but also what?”;
-Joker Gameplay and Revral
-3.0 Modes
-Mii Costumes
-Sans or some out of nowhere Character being announced

In terms of likeliness I think it’s A>C>B from least to most likely.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Choose your fighter:

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

So some rude ass bee tried to bully me out on my chair and when I got up and told him to stop being a bully, he shoved his ass in my face and flew away

These bees suddenly have attitude this spring

 

[Gentlepanda]

Choose your fighter:

there are two kinds of people in this world: people who realise earthbending is the best bending, and people who are wrong

 

[ShotwoStar]

Choose your fighter:

Ah yes the mythical “Fella Air” he only appears once in a million years but when he does he comes to create some Chaos and Madness. Truly a Legend.

 

[PeridotGX]

Update on the 99 man Hunger Games: When I went to get back to it, the roster resetted to the generics. Should I re-do it or let it go?

 

[Noipoi]

Choose your fighter:

Earth bending, all day every day.

 

[Alternis]

We actually got something new about Joker!
Good bless the hapless marketers at Best Buy!

 

[Deleted member]

So some rude *** bee tried to bully me out on my chair and when I got up and told him to stop being a bully, he shoved his *** in my face and flew away

These bees suddenly have attitude this spring

This happened to me yesterday with locusts.

Locusts are ****ing real.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Choose your fighter:

I am the Flavortar. Master of all 4 elements.

 

[Deleted member]

there are two kinds of people in this world: people who realise earthbending is the best bending, and people who are wrong

That's a weird way of saying waterbending but OK

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

I am the Flavortar. Master of all 4 elements.

When you master all 4 elements, you actually become Gordon Ramsey.

 

[Ultomato]

For anyone even remotely interested, I just wrote the first episode of my Pokémon story and I'd love some feedback

 

[osby]

Cool fact: Yumi Kawamura, who provides vocals for a ton of Persona tracks, also worked in Fire Emblem music, and they're pretty rad:

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member]

there are two kinds of people in this world: people who realise earthbending is the best bending, and people who are wrong

Toph is an earthbender, so I thought that was obvious.

 

[Ultomato]

That's a weird way of saying waterbending but OK

I know right? Everything that lets me contoll people/kill them by extracting all their water/freeze them in place because the air contains a ****load of it is awesome in my book.

 

[Deleted member]

there are two kinds of people in this world: people who realise earthbending is the best bending, and people who are wrong

This is Airbendingphobic

 

[Noipoi]

Toph is an earthbender, so I thought that was obvious.

Are you just made of good taste or something?

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

This is the best Bender:

Spoiler

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Toph is an earthbender, so I thought that was obvious.

Toph kills Gaara #DeathBattleIsAlwaysRight

 

[Opossum]

This is Airbendingphobic

Does the truth make you Aangry?

 

[SneakyLink]

We might not get Joker tomorrow....

If we were, wouldn't there be a warning to convert replays to video? It happened before released because balance, and there is definitely gonna be balance changes in 3.0.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

We actually got something new about Joker!
Good bless the hapless marketers at Best Buy!
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Thanks for the meme

 

[Gentlepanda]

We might not get Joker tomorrow....

If we were, wouldn't there be a warning to convert replays to video? It happened before released because balance, and there is definitely gonna be balance changes in 3.0.

there's no indication we're getting him at any point next week, let alone tomorrow

 

[SnakeFighter64]

there's no indication we're getting him at any point next week, let alone tomorrow

I don’t think he’s dropping. I just think we’ll see him.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Everyone here is excited for Joker, but anyone else excited to see Funyuns join the fight?