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[SneakyLink]

The only reason you should have to be drinking water within 3 hours other than a medical condition is that Avengers: Endgame is so awesome you literally sweat enough to justify needing some water for your body.

That or it makes you cry.

 

[Deleted member]

Ergo you need to drink a ****ton of water to survive. Which means you go to the bathroom a lot

Do your movie theaters not have air conditioning?

 

[Deleted member]

I'm trying to think which Jojo stand I would really love to have. I'd become the greatest doctor if I had Crazy Diamond, but finger-nail guns sound real practical in a life-or-death situation. I'm too simple-minded and ignorant of nature to really use Giorno's stand efficiently.

Easy answer for me, it'd be Crazy Diamond because being able to heal anyone while still having great combat capabilities would be just too good.
Other than that, Heaven's Door because it's literally a reality warper, even though I'm not sure it can affect its user but that'd just be a huge bonus.
part 4 stands were too op man

Lol, so something that's supposedly in Peru and America's getting the blame for it? Buffoonery.

I Don't Know How To Tell You Peru Is Literally In America

 

[Roberk]

One word for you:

Texas

Texas in April is comfy, what are you talking about.

 

[ClaTheBae]

did none of you see straight outta compton cause that **** was 3 hours and nobody was having piss problems then


I swear you liberal snowflakes and your bladders

 

[Deleted member]

BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY SO GODDAMN HOT I GET SUNBURNS JUST BY HEADING TO WORK

okay drink water then but you're in a cinema, no harmful sun rays, I think you can go a few hours without water

 

[Pyra]

Easy answer for me, it'd be Crazy Diamond because being able to heal anyone while still having great combat capabilities would be just too good.
Other than that, Heaven's Door because it's literally a reality warper, even though I'm not sure it can affect its user but that'd just be a huge bonus.
part 4 stands were too op man

I Don't Know How To Tell You Peru Is Literally In America

The only two countries in America are the US and Brazil tho

 

[Deleted member]

I saw y'all posting about favorite Pokemon earlier and wanted to share this image again! The other reason is this conversation makes me want to pound a stake through my skull and I want the topic to change! ferrothorn should be genesect btw

My friend said “Let’s all go have a barbecue at PETA’s headquarters and now I want someone to do it.

Not me, just someone else.

Why do you want that? That's not very nice.

 

[Deleted member]

Texas in April is comfy, what are you talking about.

Texas in April is more like

 

[Will]

3D Glasses: Check
Ant-Man's Ant(i)-Stress Clencher Preventors: Equipped
Thanos Toilet: Obtained

yep, it's avenger's time

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Do your movie theaters not have air conditioning?

No amount of air conditioning can help when the theatre is filled with large, sweaty crowds

Easy answer for me, it'd be Crazy Diamond because being able to heal anyone while still having great combat capabilities would be just too good.
Other than that, Heaven's Door because it's literally a reality warper, even though I'm not sure it can affect its user but that'd just be a huge bonus.
part 4 stands were too op man

I Don't Know How To Tell You Peru Is Literally In America

I know Rohan writes in a command to go "Imma forget that" in one of the spinoffs

 

[SneakyLink]

Methinks I know what I'm gonna do next week:

Play a game and only use a unit called Locusts.

Should work better than this other plan I had in the game. Besides, I've never tried something like this before.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

My roommates hat me. What do I do?

Why am I treating Smashboards like a therapist?

 

[Schnee117]

Y'all need to practice self control.

 

[Pyra]

My friend said “Let’s all go have a barbecue at PETA’s headquarters and now I want someone to do it.

Not me, just someone else.

I live nearby it-
Once they went to my former college campus and set up a VR station that puts you in the place of a chicken that gets taken to a factory and “cooked”-

So, naturally, a large group of people decided to eat chicken sandwiches in front of it

 

[Will]

My roommates hat me. What do I do?

they what

 

[ClaTheBae]

Gwen is fighting to convince you all that she pees a lot
why are we so ****ing bored today this is like the third page about piss

 

[Deleted member]

Easy answer for me, it'd be Crazy Diamond because being able to heal anyone while still having great combat capabilities would be just too good.
Other than that, Heaven's Door because it's literally a reality warper, even though I'm not sure it can affect its user but that'd just be a huge bonus.
part 4 stands were too op man

You know what? You're right. Who needs to learn first aid when you can just warp bodily injuries away? Plus it can fight too so I don't need fingernail guns.

 

[Deleted member]

The only two countries in America are the US and Brazil tho

This is fake, Brazil doesn't exist

No amount of air conditioning can help when the theatre is filled with large, sweaty crowds

I know Rohan writes in a command to go "Imma forget that" in one of the spinoffs

Welp, Heaven's Door it is then because I can teach myself useful skills with like drawing, not procrastinating and holding my bladder during Endgame.

 

[Pyra]

Y'all need to practice self control.

I don’t know about you, but I’m about 99% sure people who have no choice in the matter exist

The other 1% is just because I’m unsure whether or not I’m the only human being and everyone else is a robot put in contact with me as part of a simulation.

 

[ClaTheBae]

Methinks I know what I'm gonna do next week:

Play a game and only use a unit called Locusts.

you're gonna use what unit?

 

[Will]

best stand to have is easy

he doesn't do anything supernatural, he just motivates you and says you can do it

he's the equivalent of an antidepressant stand

he's just your friend

and we all need a friend

Spoiler

and he's probably the reason why pocoloco won the steel ball run

 

[Deleted member]

Gwen is fighting to convince you all that she pees a lot
why are we so ****ing bored today this is like the third page about piss

how do cosmic eldritch terrors even piss anyways


i'm calling her bluff. not only does she not pee often, but in fact, gwen doesn't piss

spread the word

 

[SneakyLink]

I figured it out:

Avengers Endgame is just gonna be 2 hours of Thanos teaching Agriculture

The last half hour is when the Avengers fight using corn fields.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

okay drink water then but you're in a cinema, no harmful sun rays, I think you can go a few hours without water

At work, any employee will tell you they sweat like nothing else if they just go to the toilet because of the ****hole of a store's infrastructure doesn't allow anything other than the temperature of the ****ing sun to be there

did none of you see straight outta compton cause that **** was 3 hours and nobody was having piss problems then


I swear you liberal snowflakes and your bladders

CLA YOU'RE FORGETTING THAT THIS IS A MARVEL MOVIE, AKA SWEATY ASS NERDS WHO BELIEVE DEODORANT IS OPTIONAL AND ONE SHOWER A WEEK IS PLENTY

 

[Hinata]

I'm trying to think which Jojo stand I would really love to have. I'd become the greatest doctor if I had Crazy Diamond, but finger-nail guns sound real practical in a life-or-death situation. I'm too simple-minded and ignorant of nature to really use Giorno's stand efficiently.

I dunno about you, but I think Sticky Fingers would be a sweet stand to have.

Either that or Stone Free.

 

[Pyra]

how do cosmic eldritch terrors even piss anyways


i'm calling her bluff. not only does she not pee often, but in fact, gwen doesn't piss

spread the word

girls don’t have cloacas
Pass it on

 

[SneakyLink]

you're gonna use what unit?

That's just what the game people called them.

Has nothing to do with imaginary ones.

 

[Deleted member]

I saw y'all posting about favorite Pokemon earlier and wanted to share this image again! The other reason is this conversation makes me want to pound a stake through my skull and I want the topic to change! ferrothorn should be genesect btw

Why do you want that? That's not very nice.

Sorry, should’ve clarified I was being sarcastic. PETA is odd for sure, but I wouldn’t do that.

I live nearby it-
Once they went to my former college campus and set up a VR station that puts you in the place of a chicken that gets taken to a factory and “cooked”-

So, naturally, a large group of people decided to eat chicken sandwiches in front of it

 

[ClaTheBae]

CLA YOU'RE FORGETTING THAT THIS IS A MARVEL MOVIE, AKA SWEATY *** NERDS WHO BELIEVE DEODORANT IS OPTIONAL AND ONE SHOWER A WEEK IS PLENTY

das true lol everyone at the straight outta compton showing smelt like weed it was pretty cool

 

[Shroob]

I saw y'all posting about favorite Pokemon earlier and wanted to share this image again! The other reason is this conversation makes me want to pound a stake through my skull and I want the topic to change! ferrothorn should be genesect btw

Why do you want that? That's not very nice.

>Porygon 2
>Aegislash
>Lugia
>Ferrothorn

Someone likes stall.

 

[Just a penguin]

how do cosmic eldritch terrors even piss anyways


i'm calling her bluff. not only does she not pee often, but in fact, gwen doesn't piss

spread the word

those summoning portals people make are actually just bathrooms for them

 

[Will]

SWEATY *** NERDS WHO BELIEVE DEODORANT IS OPTIONAL AND ONE SHOWER A WEEK IS PLENTY

this isn't a melee tournament

marvel has become super mainstream and casual family now, this isn't a nerdfest for nerds anymore. i know more girls than guys who watch marvel movies.

 

[Deleted member]

No amount of air conditioning can help when the theatre is filled with large, sweaty crowds

What the Hell? I gotta know what theaters you go too if it's that bad.

how do cosmic eldritch terrors even piss anyways


i'm calling her bluff. not only does she not pee often, but in fact, gwen doesn't piss

spread the word

If she's a cosmic horror, it means she has over 100 bladders. No wonder she pisses a lot!

best stand to have is easy

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he doesn't do anything supernatural, he just motivates you and says you can do it

he's the equivalent of an antidepressant stand

he's just your friend

and we all need a friend

Spoiler

and he's probably the reason why pocoloco won the steel ball run

Who needs a stand when you can be:

 

[Michael the Spikester]

My Box Office prediction of 2019 of the top 3.

1. Avengers: Endgame
2. Star Wars XI
3. Frozen 2

The rest I find to be unpredictable but expect that Detective Pikachu, Captain Marvel, Spider-Man: Far From Home, Lion King and Hobbs & Shaw will make it into the top 10.

 

[KarneraMythos]

Every country is the United States of America if you don’t take forum posts to heart

Actually, every country in the world belongs to America

And by default, pissing anywhere is automatically pissing in American soil.

 

[Deleted member]

tbh seriously though, peeing before the movie should be enough, unless you have a uti or a baby bladder in which case you might need some extra prep but you should still be alright

 

[SneakyLink]

Bold Prediction regarding box office:

Spoiler

Little box people work in the box office.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

das true lol everyone at the straight outta compton showing smelt like weed it was pretty cool

Honestly it's a smell I've grown so familiar with over the years due to my routes to get to places involving coffee shops and my mother's prescriptions that I can't even think "Smells pretty yech"

 

[SnakeFighter64]

they what

They HATE me. Damn I hat typos.

Edit: Damn it!