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[Deleted member]

Am I on the waiting list for that AMA?

Whatcha talking about?

I would be worried if you didn’t know that I still support them.

But I still keep my expectations in check though.

Hey man, don't give up hope! They could be a Poke Ball Pokemon in the next Smash game!

 

[Deleted member]

I ****ing knew Americans are literally barbarians as we have breaks during the movie so people can pee. Instead y'all gonna act like Giorno

Who wouldn't want to be Giorno though? That man is an absolute Powerhouse

 

[monadoboy]

If you don't count credits it should probably only be 2 hours and 50 minutes.

It's a marvel movie the credits count until the very end.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Am I boring if my favorite Pokemon are Mewtwo and Gengar?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Who wouldn't want to be Giorno though? That man is an absolute Powerhouse

Yeah but he drinks piss

 

[Wademan94]

i dont mean to sound like a poster who hates on melee but cmon, with the literal in-theater toilet, and the fact that nobody wants to leave, which means nobody wants to move to rid of the waste inside said ****bucket,

imagine the smell

Imagine the poor employees in charge of cleaning those theaters after EVERY screening

 

[Deleted member]

Yeah but he drinks piss

And?

 

[Will]

I ****ing knew Americans are literally barbarians as we have breaks during the movie so people can pee. Instead y'all gonna act like Giorno

>****s on Americans
>poster is in Spanish
>the original quote literally mentions Peru



Imagine being so desperate to rag on other countries.

 

[Idon]

I ****ing knew Americans are literally barbarians as we have breaks during the movie so people can pee. Instead y'all gonna act like Giorno

I believe it was Abbacchio that did the whole urinating in public thing.

 

[Deleted member]

Imagine the poor employees in charge of cleaning those theaters after EVERY screening

Yikes. Just... N....

 

[Noipoi]

Am I boring if my favorite Pokemon are Mewtwo and Gengar?

I'm so sorry to tell you this but...

I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with normie syndrome.

 

[Deleted member]

Yeah but he drinks piss

Hey don't kinkshame people, Some people are into that sort of stuff.

 

[Deleted member]

im ****ing dead
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peru no

I did not shower Thanos Toilet. I did not piss on Thanos Toilet. I did not put my **** anywhere near Thanos Toilet. I have never done anything weird to Thanos Toilet.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I'm so sorry to tell you this but...

I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with normie syndrome.

I'M a normie!?! They've seriously lowered their standards if I ****ing qualify.

 

[TheCJBrine]

Am I boring if my favorite Pokemon are Mewtwo and Gengar?

> Gengar

you are not boring.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm so sorry to tell you this but...

I'm afraid you've been diagnosed with normie syndrome.

I’ve heard it can be cured by referencing some obscure piece of culture.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I believe it was Abacchio that did the whole urinating in public thing.

Yeah but how the hell are you gonna get rid of the piss? Can't flush during the screenings. I am genuinely disturbed at the thought of anyway watching this in America, it's going to reek of piss, especially as they are idiots who go "I don't wash my hands because that is only something gay people do"

 

[Knight Dude]

Still waiting for that Spider-Man vs Wolverine movie.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

I wonder which villains will reign supreme on Cinema this year.

So far we've had Mr. Glass, Rex Dangervest, Grimmel the Grisly, Ronan and such.

But we've still yet to see Thanos, King Ghidorah, Jafar, Scar, Pennywise, Doctor Sivana and such.

Only time will tell...

 

[Deleted member]

I ****ing knew Americans are literally barbarians as we have breaks during the movie so people can pee. Instead y'all gonna act like Giorno

How cute. You need a break during a movie.

 

[Deleted member]

My friend said “Let’s all go have a barbecue at PETA’s headquarters and now I want someone to do it.

Not me, just someone else.

 

[Roberk]

I ****ing knew Americans are literally barbarians as we have breaks during the movie so people can pee. Instead y'all gonna act like Giorno

Nah, we just leave to miss the 3 most important minutes of the movie to come back all confused and asking our friends what happened so that the entire theater gets mad at us for talking.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I’ve heard it can be cured by referencing some obscure piece of culture.

Ok. Ummmm. Ummmm. Ummm. Amalgam Comics?

Seriously, how many people have heard of this?

 

[Will]

Yeah but how the hell are you gonna get rid of the piss? Can't flush during the screenings. I am genuinely disturbed at the thought of anyway watching this in America, it's going to reek of piss, especially as they are idiots who go "I don't wash my hands because that is only something gay people do"

im ****ing dead
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peru no

peru

now its just annoying

this is just hating on countries for no real reason

 

[Deleted member]

I did not shower Thanos Toilet. I did not piss on Thanos Toilet. I did not put my **** anywhere near Thanos Toilet. I have never done anything weird to Thanos Toilet.

shish you're making it real hard to enjoy life rn

 

[Cutie Gwen]

How cute. You need a break during a movie.

I don't but if it's ****ing Lord of the Rings length then I appreciate a toilet break or an opportunity to get more food. I'm a hungry ***** who munches a LOT

 

[Deleted member]

I ****ing knew Americans are literally barbarians as we have breaks during the movie so people can pee. Instead y'all gonna act like Giorno

Jokes on you but Giorno isn't American

 

[Roberk]

So apparently Wii Fit Trainer has a hitbox on her ass. The more you know.

 

[Deleted member]

I don't but if it's ****ing Lord of the Rings length then I appreciate a toilet break or an opportunity to get more food. I'm a hungry ***** who munches a LOT

If it's Lord of the Rings you're watching, you can get up, take a ****, drive out to a random McDonalds, eat a burger, return to the theater, take a piss, return to your seat, and you'll miss little.

 

[Deleted member]

So apparently Wii Fit Trainer has a hitbox on her ***. The more you know.

The most powerful weapon of them all, amirite?

 

[Schnee117]

People complaining about Endgame's runtime and needing a break have never watched a Lord of the Rings film.

 

[Deleted member]

So apparently Wii Fit Trainer has a hitbox on her ***. The more you know.

i mean you gotta work those glutes, yeah

 

[Pyra]

I’ll answer some more questions I got when I get home in about an hour- keep em coming

now its just annoying

this is just hating on countries for no real reason

Sounds like something an American who ****s in the screening room would say

 

[Opossum]

How do y'all even sleep if three hours is too long between bathroom breaks?

 

[Will]

Sounds like something an American who ****s in the screening room would say

kevin you know the infinity toilets must be mine

with a snap of my fingers, i can remove half of all the pesky plumbers

 

[Deleted member]

I’ll answer some more questions I got when I get home in about an hour- keep em coming



Sounds like something an American who ****s in the screening room would say

What are your thoughts on Sans Undertale?

 

[Deleted member]

im ****ing dead
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peru no

So that's how Antman sneaks in.

 

[KarneraMythos]

Yeah but he drinks piss

Bear Grylls wants to know your location

 

[Deleted member]

So that's how Antman sneaks in.

What about diarrhea?

 

[Deleted member]

I want to say **** ya'll for acting like people don't need to go to the bathroom in a three-hour period but I also know it's my fault for drinking 80% of that 1L soda all my myself

shish you're making it real hard to enjoy life rn

If you're not enjoying life more after that post the problem is you.