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[Deleted member]

I want to say **** ya'll for acting like people don't need to go to the bathroom in a three-hour period but I also know it's my fault for drinking 80% of that 1L soda all my myself

shish you're making it real hard to enjoy life rn

If you're not enjoying life more after that post the problem is you.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Everybody's saying for Ant-Man to go into Thanos' butthole but never apparently thinks this.

 

[Deleted member]

How do y'all even sleep if three hours is too long between bathroom breaks?

To be fair, the water bottles you chug down while you're watching gets to your bladder real fast when you're relaxed and watching a movie.

 

[Deleted member]

Everybody's saying for Ant-Man to go into Thanos' butthole but never apparently thinks this.

Actual leaked footage.

 

[Ura]

I ****ing knew Americans are literally barbarians as we have breaks during the movie so people can pee. Instead y'all gonna act like Giorno

No lie as a Canadian I would really appreciate if theaters had something like this.

I think it might be a bit controversial but I would really appreciate it.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

smh people acting like you shouldn't drink water and that your bladder is entirely in your control 100% of the time. Those people are why it's gonna smell like piss

 

[KarneraMythos]

Everybody's saying for Ant-Man to go into Thanos' butthole but never apparently thinks this.

Plot-twist: He ****s out of there too.

...You know, if Mozart had an account, he'd be giggling at this thread right now...

 

[Will]

Everybody's saying for Ant-Man to go into Thanos' butthole but never apparently thinks this.

why go for a swift kill when you can taste the sweet, savory flavor of humiliating revenge

literally assblasted for killing spider-man

 

[Deleted member]

So that's how Antman sneaks in.

anus isn't considered a no-no word here it's legal

 

[Ura]

How do y'all even sleep if three hours is too long between bathroom breaks?

Easy. I need to either wake up at night or the first thing I do in the morning is taking a No. 1

 

[Deleted member]

Who wouldn't want to be Giorno though? That man is an absolute Powerhouse

I'm trying to think which Jojo stand I would really love to have. I'd become the greatest doctor if I had Crazy Diamond, but finger-nail guns sound real practical in a life-or-death situation. I'm too simple-minded and ignorant of nature to really use Giorno's stand efficiently.

 

[Deleted member]

Everybody's saying for Ant-Man to go into Thanos' butthole but never apparently thinks this.

should've gone for the head

 

[Opossum]

To be fair, the water bottles you chug down while you're watching gets to your bladder real fast when you're relaxed and watching a movie.

smh people acting like you shouldn't drink water and that your bladder is entirely in your control 100% of the time. Those people are why it's gonna smell like piss

Are people really that incapable of going three hours without drinking water though?

 

[Deleted member]

You all have weak bladders and will not survive the winter.

 

[ClaTheBae]

yall be pissin? LMAOOOOO just spit or sumn that **** nasty

 

[Ura]

Are people really that incapable of going three hours without drinking water though?

*checks in*

 

[Pyra]

smh people acting like you shouldn't drink water and that your bladder is entirely in your control 100% of the time. Those people are why it's gonna smell like piss

Real humans are 100% waste so they have no need to remove it from their bodies. Ergo, no poo poo pee pee holes.

 

[Knight Dude]

Lol, so something that's supposedly in Peru and America's getting the blame for it? Buffoonery.

 

[Pyra]

Lol, so something that's supposedly in Peru and America's getting the blame for it? Buffoonery.

Every country is the United States of America if you don’t take forum posts to heart

 

[Deleted member]

Are people really that incapable of going three hours without drinking water though?

I could eat my popcorn and snacks without water, but no one's depriving me of my smuggled-in movie water.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Are people really that incapable of going three hours without drinking water though?

Look man, global warming is ****ing brutal, people dropped dead in Japan due to the hear and my household had to freeze water bottles and get a ****ton of ice cubes. We NEVER had to do that before but last year was too brutal. Also I dehydrate fairly quickly meaning I need to drink a lot

 

[Idon]

Are people really that incapable of going three hours without drinking water though?

Is a man not entitled to the drinks in his cup-holder?

 

[Deleted member]

anyways three hours really ain't too bad if you don't have a baby bladder

if you do then there's bound to be a slower part of the movie where you can piss no biggie

 

[Arcanir]

smh people acting like you shouldn't drink water and that your bladder is entirely in your control 100% of the time. Those people are why it's gonna smell like piss

Simple solution: Go to the bathroom before watching the movie. Unless you're drinking three large cups your bladder should be able to survive three hours.

 

[ClaTheBae]

can we stop talking about piss before pakky comes in and makes it weird

 

[Mythra]

Yeah but he drinks piss

You say that like is a bad thing.

 

[Knight Dude]

can we stop talking about piss before pakky comes in and makes it weird

The whole convo is weird.

 

[Pyra]

Simple solution: Go to the bathroom before watching the movie. Unless you're drinking three large cups your bladder should be able to survive three hours.

I actually won’t.
I’d have to personally not drink anything any time before it, use the bathroom before the movie, and not even think about peeing during it

It kinda sucks and this kind of erasure is why smash brothers isn’t a fighting game

 

[Deleted member]

Look man, global warming is ****ing brutal, people dropped dead in Japan due to the hear and my household had to freeze water bottles and get a ****ton of ice cubes. We NEVER had to do that before but last year was too brutal. Also I dehydrate fairly quickly meaning I need to drink a lot

"You can go three hours without drinking water"
"no but global warming"
how do you get from a to b here, you're in a theater

 

[Deleted member]

can we stop talking about piss before pakky comes in and makes it weird

yeah we probably should-

You say that like is a bad thing.

welp who needs pakky

 

[Will]

can we stop talking about piss before pakky comes in and makes it weird

i
what

dont tell me he's one of those guys

 

[Cyn]

oh Cyn is there gonna be like a separate thread for the AMAs or is it all gonna be here

Was just wondering because of how buried some things get here

I'm thinking a separate thread would work better.

 

[Deleted member]

Look man, global warming is ****ing brutal, people dropped dead in Japan due to the hear and my household had to freeze water bottles and get a ****ton of ice cubes. We NEVER had to do that before but last year was too brutal. Also I dehydrate fairly quickly meaning I need to drink a lot

One word for you:

Texas

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Simple solution: Go to the bathroom before watching the movie. Unless you're drinking three large cups your bladder should be able to survive three hours.

I already need to go to the toilet 3 times after lunch because my boss doesn't believe in air conditioning in the cafeteria forcing me to cool down with water. My boss doesn't believe in 'opening windows' so just walking in the break room can make you feel like you're gonna get heatstroke **** YOU BOSS OUR COUNTRY IS FILLED WITH IDIOTS WHO DON'T THINK YOU NEED MORE THAN 2 GLASSES OF WATER A DAY

 

[Deleted member]

i
what

dont tell me he's one of those guys

have you seen the fat spiderman gifs

also homie doesn't believe in gravity so at this point

 

[ClaTheBae]

Post number 3000

i
what

dont tell me he's one of those guys

would it shock you

 

[Pyra]

I'm thinking a separate thread would work better.

Me too. Awesome, I’m excited tbh

"You can go three hours without drinking water"
"no but global warming"
how do you get from a to b here, you're in a theater

Because global warming is the entire reason cinemas exist???

 

[Cutie Gwen]

"You can go three hours without drinking water"
"no but global warming"
how do you get from a to b here, you're in a theater

BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY SO GODDAMN HOT I GET SUNBURNS JUST BY HEADING TO WORK

One word for you:

Texas

Ergo you need to drink a ****ton of water to survive. Which means you go to the bathroom a lot

 

[Roberk]

The only reason you should have to be drinking water within 3 hours other than a medical condition is that Avengers: Endgame is so awesome you literally sweat enough to justify needing some water for your body.

 

[Will]

would it shock you

it would make me slightly disturbed