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[Wademan94]

Okay here's a better question.

You suddenly realize Noipoi is an idiot.

What do?

Comfort him, give him a big hug and tell him:

“We know buddy, we know.”

 

[KingofKoopas]

What? I totally typed past there.

i'm not a ****ing idiot who mixed up past and future or anything.

You could be a half demon Wizard like Merlin who canonically travels through time backwards rather that forwards. No seriously go read "The Once and Future King" by T. H. White. It's in there in the first part.

 

[Opossum]

Noipoi right now.

 

[staindgrey]

Mother ****ing goddamn ****ing piece of **** ****.

I have one kill in five matches.

 

[Will]

>be me
>be epic 1819 resident
>live under monroe doctrine shenanigans
>i dont know what a bank is but my dad hates it
>i also hate indians for some reason
>dies from influenza like a boss

 

[Mythra]

Okay here's a better question.

You suddenly realize Noipoi is an idiot.

What do?

Give the link.

 

[Noipoi]

Noipoi right now.

No, don't make my failure funny.

just let me wallow in it, like a pathetic blob of self doubt and misplaced fat.

 

[Wademan94]

>be me
>be epic 1819 resident
>live under andrew jackson tyranny
>i dont know what a bank is but my dad hates it
>dies from influenza like a boss

I was so tempted to bring up the short life span thing as well.

 

[Deleted member]

I was so tempted to bring up the short life span thing as well.

There's only one way to go out in those times, and that's in a duel like a ****ing idiot.

 

[Noipoi]

Give the link.

I trusted you

 

[Wademan94]

There's only one way to go out in those times, and that's in a duel like a ****ing idiot.

I can hear the rats laughing at you.

 

[Will]

There's only one way to go out in those times, and that's in a duel like a ****ing idiot.

or through brutal torture and labor if you had too much melanin in your skin

 

[Deleted member]

I can hear the rats laughing at you.

Is that a challenge? Pistols at dawn.

 

[Noipoi]

or through brutal torture and labor if you had too much melanin in your skin

I got regularly shown slavery documentaries from a young age.

I know i had to learn it, but it really messed me up for a time.

 

[Shroob]

In other news, I finally got a Switch, and this was my first online game:

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Jokes on you, I'm waiting to see if there's a hardware update at E3

 

[Wademan94]

Is that a challenge? Pistols at dawn.

If you survive the night amongst the myriad of diseases that could do you in.

 

[Will]

Is that a challenge? Pistols at dawn.

>be me
>be burr
>be vice president of the united states
>****ing merc the secretary
>get away with second-degree murder like a boss

 

[Noipoi]

In other news, I finally got a Switch, and this was my first online game:

Spoiler

Jokes on you, I'm waiting to see if there's a hardware update at E3

damn, and here I thougght you'd joined the party.

 

[Mythra]

Is that a challenge? Pistols at dawn.

When you are in the middle of a duel to death but you remember you forgot to turn off the stove at home and now your tea is ruined.

 

[Just a penguin]

You're suddenly time warped to 1919, 100 years in the past

What do?

Invest in infrastructure, oil, housing, and the stock market, then pull out in 1928.

 

[Wademan94]

These history jokes are too smart for me, seems like they’re pretty before my time.

 

[Will]

Invest in infrastructure, oil, housing, and the stock market, then pull out in 1938.

you're uh
you're a decade late to pull out dawg

 

[Deleted member]

If you survive the night amongst the myriad of diseases that could do you in.

Hamilton did. I can too. Come at me.

>be me
>be burr
>be vice president of the united states
>****ing merc the secretary
>get away with second-degree murder like a boss

Keep your second degree murder. I'll just invent the economy.

 

[Noipoi]

people really were just having duels and ****

the past was insane

 

[Will]

Keep your second degree murder. I'll just invent the economy.

i believe that was adam smith who deserved that thank you very much

smh you're being such an edison rn

 

[Just a penguin]

you're uh
you're a decade late to pull out dawg

I was, uh, mocking Noipoi’s typo by making an intentional typo of my own. Yeah, that.

 

[Will]

people really were just having duels and ****

the past was insane

people really were getting beheaded over a bad breakup

this is so sad. can we overthrow the monarchy?

 

[Wademan94]

I think this has been the first conversation where I actually feel young.

 

[Deleted member]

people really were just having duels and ****

the past was insane

Hey man. This was a time before we could just make twitter callout posts, and then watch funny puppy videos. How else were they supposed to settle things?

i believe that was adam smith who deserved that thank you very much

smh you're being such an edison rn

And Edison was a successful enough person. Good model for my plans to screw over others for my own benefit.

 

[Will]

And Edison was a successful enough person. Good model for my plans to screw over others for my own benefit.

*cries in the wealth of nations*

marx didnt get this kind of treatment but at least capitalism is still a thing heyooo

 

[Zinith]

Am I witnessing a time travel battle?

 

[Deleted member]

When you are in the middle of a duel to death but you remember you forgot to turn off the stove at home and now your tea is ruined.
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When you have a duel to the death and then you remember your a Jojo Character

 

[Shroob]

Am I witnessing a time travel battle?

Pshaw, who has time for that?

 

[Deleted member]

*cries in the wealth of nations*

marx didnt get this kind of treatment but at least capitalism is still a thing heyooo

Capitalism be lit. Just gotta survive the occasional depression.

Besides, who cares about Marx when he's the enemy of our empire?

 

[staindgrey]

I think this has been the first conversation where I actually feel young.

I could talk about how we used floppy disks in middle school, or how I'm old enough to remember watching the very first episode of Might Morphin' Power Rangers ever.

 

[Will]

Besides, who cares about Marx when he's the enemy of our empire?

@ShinyLegendary i can think of a few people

 

[Noipoi]

Hey man. This was a time before we could just make twitter callout posts, and then watch funny puppy videos. How else were they supposed to settle things?

Like civilized humans?

...

 

[Deleted member]

@ShinyLegendary i can think of a few people

Perfect you ratted him out. Calling the FBI as we speak like its 1950s up in this *****.

 

[Will]

Like civilized humans?

dawg are you dense

that was the civilised way

back then the civil way to fight was to stand in a line and take turns shooting each other like its a turn-based JRPG

 

[Cutie Gwen]

ClaTheBae considering you like "Who would win?" conversations, I'm actually curious if you're familiar enough with JoJo considering the absolute bull****tery that is Giorno Giovanna. Son of a *****'s magic psychic ghost has so many ****ing powers. He can create life, meaning he can turn inanimate objects into living breathing animals he commands, if you hit said animals then the attack will instead harm you in the same way you tried to hurt the animal, if he punches someone who's actually alive, they suffer sensory overload which not only makes Giorno's punches hurt more but stops people because they can't ****ing move during this. He can also restore lost body parts and heal wounds, not to mention he can 'sense' life so he can tell if someone's on the move. He also gave more 'life' to a tree to make it age rapidly and die on the spot. Then it gets worse. Spoilers for as of yet unaired episodes for Vento Aureo, including what will be the finale

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He can bring people back from the ****ing dead although it's temporary and the person needs to have a ridiculously strong will AND THERE'S REQUIEM, THE "I WIN" BUTTON. Requiem has it's own sentience and if Giorno is disabled then Requiem can still fully function without Giorno's command, Requiem has the highest possible stats for Destructive Power, Potential, Range, Speed and Durability. And then there's it's power, the ability to reset anything. If you try to do something, Requiem can go "Nuh uh that didn't happen" and then the action is erased from existence, and considering Requiem is immune to time manipulation, that's pretty ****ed. In the video games, characters with an install super lose the install if Giorno manages to activate Requiem, and Stands with forms that evolve get reset back to their weakest state. If you get killed by Requiem, you're doomed to constantly sit through a painful cycle of death, resurrection and then another painful death immediately afterwards.