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Mythra

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Well... Finished South Park: The Fractured But Whole. I'll say this, it does the job of being a sequel to the Stick of Truth, but only for 2/3rds of the game, story-wise, at least. So, here's a quick review of my thoughts as someone who LOVED Stick of Truth and just finished this game.

I actually really like how you can interchange and have a class system and open up various attacks to go about which fight to accustom to. Especially with the ally system. Overall, the combat system is a huge improvement where it's like Stick of Truth + Fire Emblem. Music ain't nothing to write home about, but that also was for the same with Stick of Truth, except for the end, of course.

I think where a huge problem lies down with -- and why overall I'd recommend Stick of Truth over Fractured But Whole -- is with the endgame. The endgame and ultimate villain this time around is Mitch Conner, who is basically Cartman's left hand. The problem is that it's kind of a B-tier South Park joke, and how they executed it alongside the ending felt like a South Park episode, yet... Pretty underwhelming. The battle wasn't even much of a challenge either. Stuff that also sucks is that you can't even get to Canada this time around, blocked off entirely.

With Stick of Truth, the story really made it feel like an epic adventure featuring South Park characters, and the endgame was executed much better. Princess Kenny, honestly, is a much better joke to bounce off and made the whole final boss fight worth it. Not to mention, the New Kid doesn't even speak at all in Fractured But Whole, and the whole punchline was that the Kid finally spoke in the end of Stick of Truth.

There are things that FBW did great, though. The whole Yaoi collecting, Jared Fogle as a boss, overall the boss fights were great. Combat and class system is fantastic, but when you get to the latter third of the story, it ends up falling a bit. I really don't recommend buying this game for $59.99, but if it's on sale, I really do recommend it when it's on sale.

Just man... That endgame. This must be how @tehponycorn felt with Kingdom Hearts III's endgame.


This leads to a simple but very important question.




Did you fart on Jared's face?
 
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This leads to a simple but very important question.




Did you fart on Jared's face?
Oh, hell yeah. I still can't believe Jared was a boss, I think that in of itself is the best ****ing part in the goddamn game. Actually, I take what I said about the music back, because Jared's Theme is an actual bop.

HE'S STILL LOOKIN' GOOOOOD, EATIN' THOSE SUBWAY SANDWICHEEEES
HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE'S STILL LOOKIN' GOOD.


 

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Oh gosh I just accidentally T-bagged someone on Quickplay and I have no way to tell them it was an accident. And it was right after my opponent died to a mistake no less. I hit the "you're pretty good" message afterwards so hopefully I didn't look like too much of a jerk.

Don't play Quickplay when you're jittery from nerves people.
 

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Oh gosh I just accidentally T-bagged someone on Quickplay and I have no way to tell them it was an accident. And it was right after my opponent died to a mistake no less. I hit the "you're pretty good" message afterwards so hopefully I didn't look like too much of a jerk.

Don't play Quickplay when you're jittery from nerves people.
I think saying "You're pretty good" after a T-bag isn't helping the situation...lol
 
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Ah, I forgot to mention why not going to Canada in The Fractured But Whole was a pretty big disappointment.
You could go there in the Stick of Truth, if you had a passport. But as it turns out? Canada is essentially NES Final Fantasy and was such a damn good area.

 

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Ah, I forgot to mention why not going to Canada in The Fractured But Whole was a pretty big disappointment.
You could go there in the Stick of Truth, if you had a passport. But as it turns out? Canada is essentially NES Final Fantasy and was such a damn good area.

Blame Canada~ Blame Canada~
 

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Oh gosh I just accidentally T-bagged someone on Quickplay and I have no way to tell them it was an accident. And it was right after my opponent died to a mistake no less. I hit the "you're pretty good" message afterwards so hopefully I didn't look like too much of a jerk.

Don't play Quickplay when you're jittery from nerves people.
Lmao 2 days ago I played Smash with some friends and when one person got eliminated me and another friend teabagged at the same time in the same rhythm
 

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I think saying "You're pretty good" after a T-bag isn't helping the situation...lol
Oh gosh that could have seemed like sarcasm, couldn't it? He did win the match though so hopefully they took it was a compliment.

...For a guy who plays a lot of villains I sure am scared to seem like a heel. I was playing Bowser. I should have run with that t-bag but I'm too much of a softy for that.
 

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Oh gosh that could have seemed like sarcasm, couldn't it? He did win the match though so hopefully they took it was a compliment.

...For a guy who plays a lot of villains I sure am scared to seem like a heel. I was playing Bowser. I should have run with that t-bag but I'm too much of a softy for that.
Take it from someone who actually is a horrible person.

You aight.
 

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I only t-bag when the guy I'm fighting t-bags me and I whip their ass immediately afterwards.

I remember this cancer G&W I fought one time did it. I mean, you're gonna t-bag Lucas? You're lucky youre still alive. Nobody t-bags the good boy.
 
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****, I remembered that they didn't even do much with City Wok in FBW, and Stick of Truth had an entire sidequest just beating up Mongolian kids. See, I think another problem with FBW is that it doesn't make the areas of South Park flourish, like the school, Canada, City Wok, etc. Granted, you get to go to Mephisto's Lab and U-Store-It this time around, but then that's about it.

Though, they did do one thing right with using the school, and to also sort of be a substitute for Princess Kenny.

Tweek and Craig's ultimate.

 

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****, I remembered that they didn't even do much with City Wok in FBW, and Stick of Truth had an entire sidequest just beating up Mongolian kids. See, I think another problem with FBW is that it doesn't make the areas of South Park flourish, like the school, Canada, City Wok, etc. Granted, you get to go to Mephisto's Lab and U-Store-It this time around, but then that's about it.

Though, they did do one thing right with using the school, and to also sort of be a substitute for Princess Kenny.

Tweek and Craig's ultimate.

The add in of Let's fighting love made it perfect.
 

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this is making me want to replay the south park games, they were both great I dont know which i liked better. the combat system in tfbw was really good but tsot i think had better south park references overall
 
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Mortal Kombat will reveal they first DLC fighter on Friday.

If I have a lot of luck, maybe it is Wolverine (who is my dream addition alongside Noob Saibot and the already confirmed Johnny Cage and Liu Kang).
 
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There should be a t-bag tier list because ones like Dark Samus's are much better than Ridley's but them you also have **** like Jiggs's which is busted.
There are also what I'd call "command t-bags" which are kinda like command grabs like Kirby's little dance and DDD's crouch
 

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Mortal Kombat will reveal they first DLC fighter on Friday.

If I have a lot of luck, maybe it is Wolverine (who is my dream addition alongside Noob Saibot and the already confirmed Johnny Cage and Liu Kang).
I’d giggle. Most fatalities wouldn’t make sense on him due to his Adamantium skeleton and healing factor...not that most of them make any sense in the first place but still.
 

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There should be a t-bag tier list because ones like Dark Samus's are much better than Ridley's but them you also have **** like Jiggs's which is busted.
There are also what I'd call "command t-bags" which are kinda like command grabs like Kirby's little dance and DDD's crouch
I think we should Just do a custom-taunt-tierlist.
Example: try Jumping around with Corrin SideB but don't trigger it. Just jump around in place with that dramatic water animation and the sound effect
 

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You haven't experienced true suffering until you've fought :ultgunner: with :ultbowser: four times in a row with next to zero match up experience.

Why did those weird grenades deal so much shield pressure? How is Bowser supposed to deal with a projectile when shielding is such a huge risk? Why are these battles taking so dang long. I'm at 170% and keep losing neutral but you still can't land a kill move on me just hurry up and put me out of my misery already.
 

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and now here i am waiting impatiently for sekiro reviews to come out so i can know if i'm preloading this thing tonight or not

it's set to be the cuphead of dark souls
 

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I did it. I wrote a fanfic about this thread.

I have sinned.

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this, certain people like to go out and enjoy the weather. This story is not about those kinds of people.

Locked away in the depths of his bedroom, an odd lad of seventeen years kept his eyes way too close to his computer screen. Occasionally looking away to adjust his glasses or scratch his bright blue hair. This lad was Noipoi, a happy little weirdo with a hankering for friendship. After all, friendship is magic.
He had spent the entire day on the internet, instead of doing something cool. Despite wanting friends more than anything, he didn't have any. No one talked to him at all, really. Except for his voice of reason, of course.

"You should probably go outside, or something. Your mom's gonna eat you if you spend the whole day in your room. She'll really do it, i've seen her eat people." From the corner of his room came a voice belonging to no other than @ClaTheBae, a nipper plant pops up from underground to give advice during his vacations from his homeland of racist boot state. Strangely, this plant doesn't thrive on water and sunshine. Only lemons. "Silly, Cla." said Noipoi, chuckling. "Mom doesn't eat people!" As if on cue, Noipoi's adoptive eldritch horror mother Cutie Gwen Cutie Gwen destroyed his door with her psychic power. "Some more cultists are coming to worship me, so i'm gonna need you and Cla to leave for a few hours." Noipoi looked tentative. "I dunno, it's been a while since i've been...outside." the world outside of Noipoi's bedroom was a scary one, and he wasn't ready to journey into it. "I don't care, get out or I eat you." Said Gwen, absolutely not joking as she had just eaten a man before coming home. Noipoi and Cla swiftly evacuated the premises.

"It's not that bad, i'm sure we'll find something to do." said Cla. "Actually, why don't we get some food?" Noipoi liked the idea, but before he could respond someone else cut in. "Yoshi? (Did someone say FOOD?)" A Yoshi donning a T-Shirt with another Yoshi on it stepped out of some bushes. It was Zinith Zinith ! his name was actually Zinith but he insisted everyone call him God Emperor Yoshi. "Yoshi (Anything's food for me, but I know where you humans can get some lunch.)" He said. "I'm a ****ing plant, and how are you talking in brackets?." asked Cla. "Yoshi! (Don't ask questions you aren't ready to know the answers to. Now hop on! I know this sweet Ramen shop down the street!)" Deciding to trust the dinosaur Noipoi put Cla in a pot (with the words free 21 Savage on he side) and off they rode to the promised Ramen shop.

Rhythm Ramen was a relatively unknown little place located in a blocky landscape. Though not famous worldwide, all the locals proclaim it houses the best Ramen they've ever eaten. Outside the store was a remarkably anime looking man who was singing the gospel of Minecraft Steve, while imploring all who would listen to cast aside the false prophet Banjo Kazooie. It was @Arigarmy! "Aw **** no, I ain't gonna be in this stupid fanfic ****." He groaned, and then he left. Never to be seen again.

The plant, the Yoshi and the Noipoi walked into the shop. It was a small joint, with only a few patrons at the bar. @staindgrey tried to tell @faygoshill how rad Resident Evil was while tipsy, but Faygoshill just stared at his ***. "Can I help y'all?" a voice called from the kitchen. It was the owner of the place, @Smashing Ramen! "Oh no!" he started, noticing one of the guests. "Not again, Zinith! You still haven't payed your bill from last time!" The Yoshi shuffled awkwardly "Yoshi...(I was low on cash, and i'm sure it wasn't that bad)!" "You ate the literally everything, I had to close for days just to restock!" Once again, the Yoshi felt embarrassed. "Yoshi...(Okay, I promise to restrain myself. Besides, I brought new customers for you!)" Finally, Smashing Ramen noticed his new patrons.
"And who are you guys?" he asked. Noipoi felt a feeling he knew all to well swell up from within. The rush of joy he felt when meeting a new friend was the fourth. biggest joy in his life (The first, second and third being Pokemon, Toothless and animation.) "Howdy, folks call me Noipoi! And this is Cla!" he exclaimed, while pointing to himself in an exaggerated manner and suddenly donning a southern accent. "Welcome to rhythm ramen, the only ramen shop where wanting a Rhythm Heaven character is always on the menu! Because Sakurai will never put one in! What can I get you?" After getting their menus (Zinith recommended literally everything) the three decided to order the most famous dish in the place. The Smashing Ramen Special.

They took a seat near the back of the shop. Noipoi had started a conversation with a fellow squid enthusiast who called themselves @Mr. Wario but Cla noticed something from the back window. A shadowy figure dropped in from who knows where, and was making their way into the shop. 'aw ****, this place 'bout to get robbed' thought Cla. And he thought right! A huge ruckus was heard from the kitchen, and as everyone rushed to help Smashing Ramen the shadowy figure made themselves known. "They never saw me coming!" said @tehponycorn, who then rushed off into the night. Noipoi could have swore he heard someone say "Looking good, Joker!" as they left. "They took the Ramen" said Smashing Ramen in distress. "Why? Why would they steal noodles?" "I dunno, but I swear we will do everything we can to save your ramen!" declared Noipoi, the fire of justice blazing in his heart. Just then, a piercing screech was heard from above. A woman riding a chariot being pulled by two hulking purple dragons (one suspiciously goofier than the other) descended from the skies. It was @AndreaAC! "I saw where he went. if you want your ramen back, then hop in." she said. Noipoi looked back at everyone. Zinith, Smashing Ramen, Cla. Even staindgrey, faysgoshill and Mr. Wario stepped out. they all looked determined to right this horrible wrong.

"Alright then." said Noipoi, filled with determination as the first four notes of megolavania played. "Let's do this!"
I've been shafted
 
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I watched 20 episodes of that ****, I'm praying for your soul now
I watched the first 4 and I couldn't stand the main guy and his ****ing screaming. I don't even remember his name but he fills me with hatred
 

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I did it. I wrote a fanfic about this thread.

I have sinned.

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this, certain people like to go out and enjoy the weather. This story is not about those kinds of people.

Locked away in the depths of his bedroom, an odd lad of seventeen years kept his eyes way too close to his computer screen. Occasionally looking away to adjust his glasses or scratch his bright blue hair. This lad was Noipoi, a happy little weirdo with a hankering for friendship. After all, friendship is magic.
He had spent the entire day on the internet, instead of doing something cool. Despite wanting friends more than anything, he didn't have any. No one talked to him at all, really. Except for his voice of reason, of course.

"You should probably go outside, or something. Your mom's gonna eat you if you spend the whole day in your room. She'll really do it, i've seen her eat people." From the corner of his room came a voice belonging to no other than @ClaTheBae, a nipper plant pops up from underground to give advice during his vacations from his homeland of racist boot state. Strangely, this plant doesn't thrive on water and sunshine. Only lemons. "Silly, Cla." said Noipoi, chuckling. "Mom doesn't eat people!" As if on cue, Noipoi's adoptive eldritch horror mother Cutie Gwen Cutie Gwen destroyed his door with her psychic power. "Some more cultists are coming to worship me, so i'm gonna need you and Cla to leave for a few hours." Noipoi looked tentative. "I dunno, it's been a while since i've been...outside." the world outside of Noipoi's bedroom was a scary one, and he wasn't ready to journey into it. "I don't care, get out or I eat you." Said Gwen, absolutely not joking as she had just eaten a man before coming home. Noipoi and Cla swiftly evacuated the premises.

"It's not that bad, i'm sure we'll find something to do." said Cla. "Actually, why don't we get some food?" Noipoi liked the idea, but before he could respond someone else cut in. "Yoshi? (Did someone say FOOD?)" A Yoshi donning a T-Shirt with another Yoshi on it stepped out of some bushes. It was Zinith Zinith ! his name was actually Zinith but he insisted everyone call him God Emperor Yoshi. "Yoshi (Anything's food for me, but I know where you humans can get some lunch.)" He said. "I'm a ****ing plant, and how are you talking in brackets?." asked Cla. "Yoshi! (Don't ask questions you aren't ready to know the answers to. Now hop on! I know this sweet Ramen shop down the street!)" Deciding to trust the dinosaur Noipoi put Cla in a pot (with the words free 21 Savage on he side) and off they rode to the promised Ramen shop.

Rhythm Ramen was a relatively unknown little place located in a blocky landscape. Though not famous worldwide, all the locals proclaim it houses the best Ramen they've ever eaten. Outside the store was a remarkably anime looking man who was singing the gospel of Minecraft Steve, while imploring all who would listen to cast aside the false prophet Banjo Kazooie. It was @Arigarmy! "Aw **** no, I ain't gonna be in this stupid fanfic ****." He groaned, and then he left. Never to be seen again.

The plant, the Yoshi and the Noipoi walked into the shop. It was a small joint, with only a few patrons at the bar. @staindgrey tried to tell @faygoshill how rad Resident Evil was while tipsy, but Faygoshill just stared at his ***. "Can I help y'all?" a voice called from the kitchen. It was the owner of the place, @Smashing Ramen! "Oh no!" he started, noticing one of the guests. "Not again, Zinith! You still haven't payed your bill from last time!" The Yoshi shuffled awkwardly "Yoshi...(I was low on cash, and i'm sure it wasn't that bad)!" "You ate the literally everything, I had to close for days just to restock!" Once again, the Yoshi felt embarrassed. "Yoshi...(Okay, I promise to restrain myself. Besides, I brought new customers for you!)" Finally, Smashing Ramen noticed his new patrons.
"And who are you guys?" he asked. Noipoi felt a feeling he knew all to well swell up from within. The rush of joy he felt when meeting a new friend was the fourth. biggest joy in his life (The first, second and third being Pokemon, Toothless and animation.) "Howdy, folks call me Noipoi! And this is Cla!" he exclaimed, while pointing to himself in an exaggerated manner and suddenly donning a southern accent. "Welcome to rhythm ramen, the only ramen shop where wanting a Rhythm Heaven character is always on the menu! Because Sakurai will never put one in! What can I get you?" After getting their menus (Zinith recommended literally everything) the three decided to order the most famous dish in the place. The Smashing Ramen Special.

They took a seat near the back of the shop. Noipoi had started a conversation with a fellow squid enthusiast who called themselves @Mr. Wario but Cla noticed something from the back window. A shadowy figure dropped in from who knows where, and was making their way into the shop. 'aw ****, this place 'bout to get robbed' thought Cla. And he thought right! A huge ruckus was heard from the kitchen, and as everyone rushed to help Smashing Ramen the shadowy figure made themselves known. "They never saw me coming!" said @tehponycorn, who then rushed off into the night. Noipoi could have swore he heard someone say "Looking good, Joker!" as they left. "They took the Ramen" said Smashing Ramen in distress. "Why? Why would they steal noodles?" "I dunno, but I swear we will do everything we can to save your ramen!" declared Noipoi, the fire of justice blazing in his heart. Just then, a piercing screech was heard from above. A woman riding a chariot being pulled by two hulking purple dragons (one suspiciously goofier than the other) descended from the skies. It was @AndreaAC! "I saw where he went. if you want your ramen back, then hop in." she said. Noipoi looked back at everyone. Zinith, Smashing Ramen, Cla. Even staindgrey, faysgoshill and Mr. Wario stepped out. they all looked determined to right this horrible wrong.

"Alright then." said Noipoi, filled with determination as the first four notes of megolavania played. "Let's do this!"
How could you. I rewrote 5 chapters of My Immortal to make it Smashboards themed, and I don't even get a reference in this story.
 
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I did it. I wrote a fanfic about this thread.

I have sinned.

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this, certain people like to go out and enjoy the weather. This story is not about those kinds of people.

Locked away in the depths of his bedroom, an odd lad of seventeen years kept his eyes way too close to his computer screen. Occasionally looking away to adjust his glasses or scratch his bright blue hair. This lad was Noipoi, a happy little weirdo with a hankering for friendship. After all, friendship is magic.
He had spent the entire day on the internet, instead of doing something cool. Despite wanting friends more than anything, he didn't have any. No one talked to him at all, really. Except for his voice of reason, of course.

"You should probably go outside, or something. Your mom's gonna eat you if you spend the whole day in your room. She'll really do it, i've seen her eat people." From the corner of his room came a voice belonging to no other than @ClaTheBae, a nipper plant pops up from underground to give advice during his vacations from his homeland of racist boot state. Strangely, this plant doesn't thrive on water and sunshine. Only lemons. "Silly, Cla." said Noipoi, chuckling. "Mom doesn't eat people!" As if on cue, Noipoi's adoptive eldritch horror mother Cutie Gwen Cutie Gwen destroyed his door with her psychic power. "Some more cultists are coming to worship me, so i'm gonna need you and Cla to leave for a few hours." Noipoi looked tentative. "I dunno, it's been a while since i've been...outside." the world outside of Noipoi's bedroom was a scary one, and he wasn't ready to journey into it. "I don't care, get out or I eat you." Said Gwen, absolutely not joking as she had just eaten a man before coming home. Noipoi and Cla swiftly evacuated the premises.

"It's not that bad, i'm sure we'll find something to do." said Cla. "Actually, why don't we get some food?" Noipoi liked the idea, but before he could respond someone else cut in. "Yoshi? (Did someone say FOOD?)" A Yoshi donning a T-Shirt with another Yoshi on it stepped out of some bushes. It was Zinith Zinith ! his name was actually Zinith but he insisted everyone call him God Emperor Yoshi. "Yoshi (Anything's food for me, but I know where you humans can get some lunch.)" He said. "I'm a ****ing plant, and how are you talking in brackets?." asked Cla. "Yoshi! (Don't ask questions you aren't ready to know the answers to. Now hop on! I know this sweet Ramen shop down the street!)" Deciding to trust the dinosaur Noipoi put Cla in a pot (with the words free 21 Savage on he side) and off they rode to the promised Ramen shop.

Rhythm Ramen was a relatively unknown little place located in a blocky landscape. Though not famous worldwide, all the locals proclaim it houses the best Ramen they've ever eaten. Outside the store was a remarkably anime looking man who was singing the gospel of Minecraft Steve, while imploring all who would listen to cast aside the false prophet Banjo Kazooie. It was @Arigarmy! "Aw **** no, I ain't gonna be in this stupid fanfic ****." He groaned, and then he left. Never to be seen again.

The plant, the Yoshi and the Noipoi walked into the shop. It was a small joint, with only a few patrons at the bar. @staindgrey tried to tell @faygoshill how rad Resident Evil was while tipsy, but Faygoshill just stared at his ***. "Can I help y'all?" a voice called from the kitchen. It was the owner of the place, @Smashing Ramen! "Oh no!" he started, noticing one of the guests. "Not again, Zinith! You still haven't payed your bill from last time!" The Yoshi shuffled awkwardly "Yoshi...(I was low on cash, and i'm sure it wasn't that bad)!" "You ate the literally everything, I had to close for days just to restock!" Once again, the Yoshi felt embarrassed. "Yoshi...(Okay, I promise to restrain myself. Besides, I brought new customers for you!)" Finally, Smashing Ramen noticed his new patrons.
"And who are you guys?" he asked. Noipoi felt a feeling he knew all to well swell up from within. The rush of joy he felt when meeting a new friend was the fourth. biggest joy in his life (The first, second and third being Pokemon, Toothless and animation.) "Howdy, folks call me Noipoi! And this is Cla!" he exclaimed, while pointing to himself in an exaggerated manner and suddenly donning a southern accent. "Welcome to rhythm ramen, the only ramen shop where wanting a Rhythm Heaven character is always on the menu! Because Sakurai will never put one in! What can I get you?" After getting their menus (Zinith recommended literally everything) the three decided to order the most famous dish in the place. The Smashing Ramen Special.

They took a seat near the back of the shop. Noipoi had started a conversation with a fellow squid enthusiast who called themselves @Mr. Wario but Cla noticed something from the back window. A shadowy figure dropped in from who knows where, and was making their way into the shop. 'aw ****, this place 'bout to get robbed' thought Cla. And he thought right! A huge ruckus was heard from the kitchen, and as everyone rushed to help Smashing Ramen the shadowy figure made themselves known. "They never saw me coming!" said @tehponycorn, who then rushed off into the night. Noipoi could have swore he heard someone say "Looking good, Joker!" as they left. "They took the Ramen" said Smashing Ramen in distress. "Why? Why would they steal noodles?" "I dunno, but I swear we will do everything we can to save your ramen!" declared Noipoi, the fire of justice blazing in his heart. Just then, a piercing screech was heard from above. A woman riding a chariot being pulled by two hulking purple dragons (one suspiciously goofier than the other) descended from the skies. It was @AndreaAC! "I saw where he went. if you want your ramen back, then hop in." she said. Noipoi looked back at everyone. Zinith, Smashing Ramen, Cla. Even staindgrey, faysgoshill and Mr. Wario stepped out. they all looked determined to right this horrible wrong.

"Alright then." said Noipoi, filled with determination as the first four notes of megolavania played. "Let's do this!"
I will do anything to not appear on this in any form.

Ok, I can't pay people online since I am a minor, but besides money anything.

Please, don't add me on this fanfic.
 
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Black Clobber (Or Clover?) just can't be that bad.

Just for the looks alone it doesn't feel as bad as the worse games, shows and movies I have played or watched through my life.
 

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Black Clobber (Or Clover?) just can't be that bad.

Just for the looks alone it doesn't feel as bad as the worse games, shows and movies I have played or watched through my life.
It can still be bad. "X is worse than Y" doesn't mean Y is good.

I think Black Clover is fine, btw. Manga is better.
 
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It can still be bad. "X is worse than Y" doesn't mean Y is good.

I think Black Clover is fine, btw. Manga is better.
Yup.
It can be bad, just maybe not as bad as people make it out to be.
 

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persona 5 getting moved to the playstation hits discount range in april is interesting - makes me think they're eager to make as much money out of the game as possible before P5R comes along and steals its thunder (and if we're not getting a switch edition, to capitalise on joker in smash).
 
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stop having different opinions you ****ing sack of ****
Oh f***
The people from the Doom fandom I met at Discord came here.

I better take action before they spam me with posts saying how much of a waste I am for not liking Brutal Doom or Doom 2016 and how much of a useless boy I am for not playing those on the hardest difficulty without dying.

Oh boy the horror!
 
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