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[Noipoi]

My mom still looks pretty good for 53

I'm not saying she looks bad, i'm just saying that there's now physical evidence that she's older than she was a few years ago.

And I don't appreciate it.

 

[Wademan94]

On another installment of "This Song Should have been in Smash":

This song.

It's the best thing.

I’ve got quite a few songs I think should be in the game as well.

Spoiler: Here’s most of them

-Hisstocrat ~ Super Mario 3D World
-Battlerock Galaxy ~ Super Mario Galaxy
-Waluigi Stadium/Wario Colosseum ~ Mario Kart: Double Dash
-Electrodrome ~ Mario Kart 8
-Scorch n’ Torch ~ Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
-Koloktos/Moldarach ~ The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
-Lorule Castle ~ The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
-Surface of SR388 ~ Metroid: Samus Returns
-Quadraxis Battle ~ Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
-Special Course ~ Yoshi’s Woolly World
-Green Gardens ~ Kirby Star Allies
-Battle! Champion ~ Pokémon Heart Gold & Soul Silver
-Battle! (Brendan/May) ~ Pokémon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire
-Boy Meets Girl (Twoson) ~ Earthbound
-Porky Means Business ~ Earthbound
-Twilight of the Gods ~ Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
-Road Taken (Roar) ~ Fire Emblem Fates
-Boss Battle 2 ~ Kid Icarus: Uprising
-Body Rock ~ WarioWare D.I.Y.
-Plasma Wraith~ Pikmin 3
-Hole in One ~ Rhythm Heaven Fever
-Mirage Saloon ~ Sonic Mania
-Seaside Hill ~ Sonic Heroes
-What I’m Made Of ~ Sonic Heroes
-Abandoned Memory (Dr. Wily Stage 1) ~ Mega Man 10
-Fuse Man’s Theme ~ Mega Man 11
-Menu Theme (PAC-MAN VS.)

 

[staindgrey]

Everyone knows I am a virgin forever, despite the fact that I am not hated IRL.

You and me both buddy.

I hear if you make it to 40 you become a wizard, so things aren't as bad as they could be.

hush your mouth!

We're all gonna get laid! All of us!!

Sex isn't nearly as great as y'all are hyping it up to be.

It's just a thing you do. Eventually.

 

[Deleted member]

Sex isn't nearly as great as y'all are hyping it up to be.

It's just a thing you do. Eventually.

Have you experienced it, sonny?

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Today, on out of context Smashboards quotes

Teach me how to be funny, lad

 

[Zinith]

I’ve got quite a few songs I think should be in the game as well.

Spoiler: Here’s most of them

-Hisstocrat ~ Super Mario 3D World
-Battlerock Galaxy ~ Super Mario Galaxy
-Waluigi Stadium/Wario Colosseum ~ Mario Kart: Double Dash
-Electrodrome ~ Mario Kart 8
-Scorch n’ Torch ~ Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
-Koloktos/Moldarach ~ The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
-Lorule Castle ~ The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
-Surface of SR388 ~ Metroid: Samus Returns
-Quadraxis Battle ~ Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
-Special Course ~ Yoshi’s Woolly World
-Green Gardens ~ Kirby Star Allies
-Battle! Champion ~ Pokémon Heart Gold & Soul Silver
-Battle! (Brendan/May) ~ Pokémon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire
-Boy Meets Girl (Twoson) ~ Earthbound
-Porky Means Business ~ Earthbound
-Twilight of the Gods ~ Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
-Road Taken (Roar) ~ Fire Emblem Fates
-Boss Battle 2 ~ Kid Icarus: Uprising
-Body Rock ~ WarioWare D.I.Y.
-Plasma Wraith~ Pikmin 3
-Hole in One ~ Rhythm Heaven Fever
-Mirage Saloon ~ Sonic Mania
-Seaside Hill ~ Sonic Heroes
-What I’m Made Of ~ Sonic Heroes
-Abandoned Memory (Dr. Wily Stage 1) ~ Mega Man 10
-Fuse Man’s Theme ~ Mega Man 11
-Menu Theme (PAC-MAN VS.)

How on Earth is Special Course not in Smash yet?!!!

 

[SneakyLink]

Man this thread too what I presume is another wrong turn at Albuquerque.
What's next? Summoning hordes of Draculas?

 

[Deleted member]

Hey, you know that part in the Broly movie when the music randomly started saying the characters' names as they fought?

I think I finally like that part.

This just reminded me that I finally have an Opportunity to watch the movie so I'll be logging off, See Y'all later.

 

[Deleted member]

Man this thread too what I presume is another wrong turn at Albuquerque.
What's next? Summoning hordes of Draculas?

Perhaps.

Have you experienced it, sonny?

Sex isn't nearly as great as y'all are hyping it up to be.

It's just a thing you do. Eventually.

This post is much funnier to me that it should be.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Sex isn't nearly as great as y'all are hyping it up to be.

It's just a thing you do. Eventually.

But pee pee
Gosh I’m bored. Is this humor?

 

[Iridium]

I'm not saying she looks bad, i'm just saying that there's now physical evidence that she's older than she was a few years ago.

And I don't appreciate it.

Corrin must be 360 years old by now...

 

[staindgrey]

Have you experienced it, sonny?

Yes. Many times.

It's awkward and weird and fun as hell when you get the right partner but if you rush it or try to have it for the sake of having it you'll have more fun just doing what you normally do. Without any of the potential consequences.

 

[Zinith]

Man this thread too what I presume is another wrong turn at Albuquerque.
What's next? Summoning hordes of Draculas?

Not quite...

 

[Deleted member]

Listen, if all other options fail, bodypillows and scissors exist for a reason.

 

[SneakyLink]

Not quite...

It's a Yoshi of Yoshi!

 

[Deleted member]

You have no right ot talk, thirteen year old simpleton.

 

[Just a penguin]

Teach me how to be funny, lad

You can buy my book, “How to Make People Laugh on the Internet” on Amazon for $19.99 with free shipping in January 2020.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Not quite...

Man I can’t beleive they re-used so many models. Talk about lazy.

 

[Gyrom8]

Topical reminder that Olimar ****s

 

[Deleted member]

The thread comes up with so many ****ing off topic discussions.

I love it.

 

[Deleted member]

Yes. Many times.

It's awkward and weird and fun as hell when you get the right partner but if you rush it or try to have it for the sake of having it you'll have more fun just doing what you normally do. Without any of the potential consequences.

Thanks for going into detail.

...

But why?

You have no right ot talk, thirteen year old simpleton.

 

[Deleted member]

I’ve got quite a few songs I think should be in the game as well.

Spoiler: Here’s most of them

-Hisstocrat ~ Super Mario 3D World
-Battlerock Galaxy ~ Super Mario Galaxy
-Waluigi Stadium/Wario Colosseum ~ Mario Kart: Double Dash
-Electrodrome ~ Mario Kart 8
-Scorch n’ Torch ~ Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
-Koloktos/Moldarach ~ The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
-Lorule Castle ~ The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
-Surface of SR388 ~ Metroid: Samus Returns
-Quadraxis Battle ~ Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
-Special Course ~ Yoshi’s Woolly World
-Green Gardens ~ Kirby Star Allies
-Battle! Champion ~ Pokémon Heart Gold & Soul Silver
-Battle! (Brendan/May) ~ Pokémon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire
-Boy Meets Girl (Twoson) ~ Earthbound
-Porky Means Business ~ Earthbound
-Twilight of the Gods ~ Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia
-Road Taken (Roar) ~ Fire Emblem Fates
-Boss Battle 2 ~ Kid Icarus: Uprising
-Body Rock ~ WarioWare D.I.Y.
-Plasma Wraith~ Pikmin 3
-Hole in One ~ Rhythm Heaven Fever
-Mirage Saloon ~ Sonic Mania
-Seaside Hill ~ Sonic Heroes
-What I’m Made Of ~ Sonic Heroes
-Abandoned Memory (Dr. Wily Stage 1) ~ Mega Man 10
-Fuse Man’s Theme ~ Mega Man 11
-Menu Theme (PAC-MAN VS.)

I'm a simple man.

I see good taste in music, I give likes. Quadraxis' Battle (AKA the best Metroid boss and one of the best boss fights ever in all of gaming) being on that list makes it SSS+++ tier.

Body Rock, Earthbound music, and Pikmin music just get ya extra points.

 

[staindgrey]

You can buy my book, “How to Make People Laugh on the Internet” on Amazon for $19.99 with free shipping in January 2020.

Free shipping from Antarctica?

Amazon is out of control.

 

[Deleted member]

I deleted my Hardcore World, because I cheated in it to get diamond armor and golden apples.
I am a fraud.
For real, I will start my own Hardcore world WITHOUT CHEATING.
The closest I have gotten ( without cheating owo ) was activating the ender portal, but never killing the Ender Dragon.

 

[Zinith]

Man I can’t beleive they re-used so many models. Talk about lazy.

You're right. They should've utilized ALL of the Yoshi designs DeviantArt could muster

 

[SneakyLink]

I deleted my Hardcore World, because I cheated in it to get diamond armor and golden apples.
I am a fraud.
For real, I will start my own Hardcore world WITHOUT CHEATING.
The closest I have gotten was activating the End Pearl, but never killing the Ender Dragon.

Bonus points if you set it so Hunger and Health never regenerate.

 

[Deleted member]

I deleted my Hardcore World, because I cheated in it to get diamond armor and golden apples.
I am a fraud.
For real, I will start my own Hardcore world WITHOUT CHEATING.
The closest I have gotten ( without cheating owo ) was activating the End Pearl, but never killing the Ender Dragon.

Ignoring my previous post, eh?

Your just scared of my sheer sexiness.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Yes. Many times.

It's awkward and weird and fun as hell when you get the right partner but if you rush it or try to have it for the sake of having it you'll have more fun just doing what you normally do. Without any of the potential consequences.

I think I learned more here than I did in sex ed. /s

You can buy my book, “How to Make People Laugh on the Internet” on Amazon for $19.99 with free shipping in January 2020.

Is there an autographed version?

 

[Deleted member]

Bonus points if you set it so Hunger and Health never regenerate.

Okay, I am not a TAS player.

 

[Cyn]

A bit late of a response. You forgot the best part of Villager. If there is an annoying **** living as your neighbor, you can make them leave by annoying them with no repercussions.

Not to mention an uggo.

 

[MainJPW]

Man I can’t beleive they re-used so many models. Talk about lazy.

Lazy is not updating Lucas’s idle animation from Ness’s Sm4sh idle whenever he’s holding an item.

 

[staindgrey]

Thanks for going into detail.

...

But why?

Why did I go into detail or why is it not all it's cracked up to be?

'Cause honestly I just want the virgins here to know that they're not missing much and it'll come eventually.

 

[Deleted member]

Very controversial opinion, but...

Minecraft is a better sandbox than BOTW.

I got the DLC for BOTW and stuff, but I never had an urge to complete it.

 

[Just a penguin]

Is there an autographed version?

Flippers.

 

[Deleted member]

Very controversial opinion, but...

Minecraft is a better sandbox than BOTW.

I got the DLC for BOTW and stuff, but I never had an urge to complete it.

They're very different games though, hard to compare them.

 

[Cyn]

Guys, sex isn’t really a topic that should be a major point of discussion here. Please move onto another topic.

Thanks.

 

[Deleted member]

Yes. Many times.

It's awkward and weird and fun as hell when you get the right partner but if you rush it or try to have it for the sake of having it you'll have more fun just doing what you normally do. Without any of the potential consequences.

It's about time you've had the birds and bees talk with the thread

 

[TheMightyP]

Imo, ZeRo's content has gone downhill. It's mostly just clickbait with a couple of cool moments in the video, with the occasional tier list video.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Flippers.

Is that a penguin swear?

Why did I go into detail or why is it not all it's cracked up to be?

'Cause honestly I just want the virgins here to know that they're not missing much and it'll come eventually.

I’ll worry about it when I get there.

 

[Deleted member]

They're very different games though, hard to compare them.

I never meant "games", I meant "sandbox".

Minecraft is more fun to explore than BOTW.

In terms of sandbox fun, Minecraft wins. I did not mean that Minecraft is better than BoTW overall, I meant in terms of exploration. Stuff like dungeons, creative options, etc.