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[Deleted member]

His Final Smash would be having some father son bonding with his opponent...

Actualy I think this would be perfect for his final smash

 

[Noipoi]

I dunno what a Yossy's...Cardboard World is...

But did you guys hear about Pokemon Sword and Shield?

 

[TheMightyP]

His Final Smash would be having some father son bonding with his opponent...

He summons a couch, and anyone hit by it will be forced into a cutscene where aggressive pizza flies around the room, dealing massive damage.

Unfortunately, Hugh also takes recoil damage from this.

 

[KMDP]

rain
rain and sadness
back to you, KMDP

Thank you, faygoshill.

Manhunts are still ongoing for the Phantom Thief, known only as Joker, after his break-in to the Game Awards in December. Reporters managed to get brief footage of the criminal during the February Nintendo Direct, though he was still not caught. Also ongoing is attempts to identify Joker's supposed accomplice, code-named "Brave", though the search has stalled due to lack of leads.

Chief of Police Masahiro Sakurai has declared that he will capture Joker by late March.

 

[Wademan94]

It's time for Smash Bros. News at 8. With your host, staindgrey.

And now, @Just a penguin with reports of ongoing trouble in GhosterTown.

THIS JUST IN! WARIO MAKES A BIG SPLASH AT ISLE DELFINO TODAY WHEN HE CANNONBALLS INTO THE OCEAN AND PHONES ALL OVER THE ISLAND FLASH A TSUNAMI WARNING!! MORE DETAILS AT 11!

I know I used this joke before I don’t care.

 

[Noipoi]

In other news, local Noipoi declares "Howdy!".

Government officials are still trying to discover what this means.

 

[staindgrey]

I dunno what a Yossy's...Cardboard World is...

But did you guys hear about Pokemon Sword and Shield?

That can't be the actual name. That's dumb.

 

[ZephyrZ]

It's a very good thing that Charizard no longer has Rock Smash.

I watched Jimmy Neutron as a kid yet this reference is lost on me. Someone refresh my memory please?

Why does seeing the words "Rock Smash" still fill me with grief?

 

[Opossum]

I watched Jimmy Neutron as a kid yet this reference is lost on me. Someone refresh my memory please?

Why does seeing the words "Rock Smash" still fill me with grief?

Ask Ramen Tengoku .

 

[Noipoi]

I watched Jimmy Neutron as a kid yet this reference is lost on me. Someone refresh my memory please?

Why does seeing the words "Rock Smash" still fill me with grief?

death.

It references death.

 

[Deleted member]

In other news, local Noipoi declares "Howdy!".

Government officials are still trying to discover what this means.

Geez, must be slow news day.

Also, Sekiro launches Mar. 22, so...

y'know

Ever wanted to do the Daigo Parry as a samurai?

Why does this have to release in the same month as DMC5, I only have so much time and money in my ripe old age

 

[staindgrey]

Ask Ramen Tengoku .

That's usually my default response to things here.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

I watched Jimmy Neutron as a kid yet this reference is lost on me. Someone refresh my memory please?

Why does seeing the words "Rock Smash" still fill me with grief?

It was a reference to one of the hunger games we played...

Let's just say I managed to kill a god with just a rock

Smashing Ramen bashes Hugh Neutron's head against a rock several times.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

It was a reference to one of the hunger games we played...

Lets just say I managed to kill a god with just a rock

Said god was later avenged by a terracotta soldier.

What an event that simulation was.

 

[ZephyrZ]

Oh gosh I just realized the final episode of Jimmy Nuetron aired 13 years ago.

Guys is it possible to have a midlife crisis at 21? And does having one at this age mean I'm going to die at 42?

 

[Deleted member]

Thank you, faygoshill.

Manhunts are still ongoing for the Phantom Thief, known only as Joker, after his break-in to the Game Awards in December. Reporters managed to get brief footage of the criminal during the February Nintendo Direct, though he was still not caught. Also ongoing is attempts to identify Joker's supposed accomplice, code-named "Brave", though the search has stalled due to lack of leads.

Chief of Police Masahiro Sakurai has declared that he will capture Joker by late March.

this just in, waluigi has been found dead in new pork city

 

[Noipoi]

Oh gosh I just realized the final episode of Jimmy Nuetron aired 13 years ago.

Guys is it possible to have a midlife crisis at 21? And does having one at this age mean I'm going to die at 42?

Puh-lease. I had a mid-life crisis at sixteen.

Or maybe it was just a crisis.

2018 was a very traumatizing year...

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

So imagine this, Joker gets released, but it’s just this.View attachment 197771

Holy crap 10 likes?
That's the most I've ever gotten on a post.

 

[Deleted member]

Puh-lease. I had a mid-life crisis at sixteen.

Or maybe it was just a crisis.

2018 was a very traumatizing year...

y'all ever schedule time for your mental breakdowns

 

[Deleted member]

Oh gosh I just realized the final episode of Jimmy Nuetron aired 13 years ago.

Guys is it possible to have a midlife crisis at 21? And does having one at this age mean I'm going to die at 42?

I dunno, my late teens were a whirlwind of existential dread so I think it's normal.
Probably.

 

[Noipoi]

y'all ever schedule time for your mental breakdowns

I always make sure they happen when everyone's asleep.

 

[Deleted member]

I always make sure they happen when everyone's asleep.

pfft not going into the woods behind your apartment to cry in the middle of the day

****ing amateur

 

[TMNTSSB4]

GUYS HOLY **** HES IN!!!
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I always wanted Hugh newton to be in smash!

Actualy I think this would be perfect for his final smash
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I’ve waited so damn long for Hugh “Donut Boy” Neutron to get into Smash

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Oh gosh I just realized the final episode of Jimmy Nuetron aired 13 years ago.

Guys is it possible to have a midlife crisis at 21? And does having one at this age mean I'm going to die at 42?

Having dealt with both irrational angst and legitimate depression before, I can verify that it is indeed possible to have a midlife crisis during one's teen/young adult years.

 

[Wademan94]

Bad joke time!

How did Ike respond when he was asked what motivated him to create his bestselling novel?

Spoiler

“I write for my friends.”



Please don’t banish me to the Shadow Realm...

 

[Deleted member]

this just in, waluigi has been found dead in new pork city

smh you guys are so bad at this

 

[KMDP]

pfft not going into the woods behind your apartment to cry in the middle of the day

****ing amateur

You mean you don't go into the woods to howl at the moon?

 

[Noipoi]

pfft not going into the woods behind your apartment to cry in the middle of the day

****ing amateur

Implying I have anywhere to go and cry

My room's all I got, scrub.

 

[SneakyLink]

Bad joke time!

How did Ike respond when he was asked what motivated him to create his bestselling novel?

Spoiler

“I write for my friends.”

Oh bad jokes time?

Who kept throwing garbage at Dorothy and her friends?

Spoiler

The Wicked Witch of the Waste

 

[TheMightyP]

Bad joke time!

How did Ike respond when he was asked what motivated him to create his bestselling novel?

Spoiler

“I write for my friends.”

What did say on her date with ?

Spoiler

Woo Me

 

[Deleted member]

Implying I have anywhere to go and cry

My room's all I got, scrub.

alright alright fine you win

idk what you won or what you win but you sure did

 

[ZephyrZ]

Bad joke time!

How did Ike respond when he was asked what motivated him to create his bestselling novel?

Spoiler

“I write for my friends.”

When I asked Ike if he knew how play an instrument, he responded "You'll get no symphony from me".

 

[Knight Dude]

Okay sure, we've got Mario, Pikachu, Kirby, Sonic, Snake, Simon, Cloud...

BUT WHERE THE **** IS BUBSY?

Hopefully in hell where he belongs.

 

[KMDP]

smh you guys are so bad at this

"Coroners are trying to determine cause of death, though early estimates point to no outside interference."

 

[Noipoi]

Bad joke time!

How did Ike respond when he was asked what motivated him to create his bestselling novel?

Spoiler

“I write for my friends.”



Please don’t banish me to the Shadow Realm...

"Hey Ike, you want diet or regular?"

EITHER

 

[Wademan94]

When I asked Ike if he knew how play an instrument, he responded "You'll get no symphony from me".

I made a similar joke a while back:

Because I got nothing else to contribute st the moment, here’s a dad joke:

What did Ike tell the orchestra manager who tried to buy his piano composition at a low price?

Spoiler

“You’ll get no symphony from me!”


Feel free to kick me out anytime.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Bad joke time!

How did Ike respond when he was asked what motivated him to create his bestselling novel?

Spoiler

“I write for my friends.”



Please don’t banish me to the Shadow Realm...

Sexiness doesn’t get punished with being sent to the Shadow Realm...Sexiness gets a different kind of punishment

Spoiler

What did say on her date with ?

Spoiler

Woo Me

This joke is also Sexiness...gets the same consequence

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Bad joke time!

How did Ike respond when he was asked what motivated him to create his bestselling novel?

Spoiler

“I write for my friends.”



Please don’t banish me to the Shadow Realm...

Wademan94 ******* dies.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Bad joke time!

How did Ike respond when he was asked what motivated him to create his bestselling novel?

Spoiler

“I write for my friends.”



Please don’t banish me to the Shadow Realm...

Ooh! Ooh! My turn!

What is 's go-to drink for parties?

Spoiler

Falcon Punch!

I'm sorry

 

[KMDP]

Well, I'd love to stay up and continue ****-posting and reading ****-posts.

Unfortunately, I have to go to bed.

Night, all.