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[Good Guy Giygas]

Nah, the eyes are joined by a white patch of fur this time. No mono-eye.

Well that's butt.

 

[Schnee117]

It's not that. I actually really like female heroes in movies and games. It's mostly because the movie was created for the sake of feminism and political protest, and I'd rather not see political content in a superhero movie. The lead actress even said that this movie is "not for white men".

Superheroes are inherently political.

 

[staindgrey]

I guess it's another one of those words where you Americans have given it a totally different, wrong meaning compared to over here.

That's the thing about us Americans.

We turn everything into ****.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Yeah, that really weirded me out too. Why not just make it actual skin?

Guess it wasn’t realistic enough for them

That's the thing about us Americans.

We turn everything into ****.

The MCU is still amazing, so not everything is ****

 

[PsySmasher]

Another arena died, rip

also Pokémon Trainer sucks. All three of them are awkward matchups for Lucina. Squirtle is small and hard to hit with stuff like n-air, Ivysaur has a projectile which usually makes life tricky, and Charizard's fire breath is annoying because it's really good at keeping Lucina off the ledge. "everyone is here" was a mistake

You say that but both times I faced your Lucina you won. I'm supposed to be the one making Johns.

lucina busted f-smash overtuned samurai nerf pls

Y'all are complaining about your top/high-tier characters...

Yet my boy gotta deal w/ all the stuff you guys throw at him while also having the biggest hurtbox in the game.

 

[CannonStreak]

Yeah, that really weirded me out too. Why not just make it actual skin?

Wouldn't hurt. It kinda does look like Sonic painted himself that way, or someone painted on his fur.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Yeah, that really weirded me out too. Why not just make it actual skin?

This is also coming from the same company that decided to wrap up all the characters in bandages for Sonic Boom so...

 

[CannonStreak]

Y'all are complain about your top/high-tier characters.

Yet my boy gotta deal w/ all the stuff you guys throw at him while also having the biggest hurtbox in the game.

Because he's too big. Sorry, I just had to say that.

 

[Deleted member]

You know what's probably going to hurt this movie the most.

Detective Pikachu is managing to make like 100 pokemon "real" looking and semi-believable in a live action setting. The Sonic movie is failing at making one.

Yeah, I can't help but feel this movie is gonna get compared to Detective Pikachu in a lot of ways, and that's gonna hurt it a ton. Especially because Detective Pikachu actually looks really good. Some of the Pokemon look a little off (Greninja kinda freaks me out), but most of the designs are pretty great; Pikachu himself looks awesome.

Y'know what I wanna see, though? Jim Carrey as Eggman. I wanna see what he looks like.

 

[CannonStreak]

Yeah, I can't help but feel this movie is gonna get compared to Detective Pikachu in a lot of ways, and that's gonna hurt it a ton. Especially because Detective Pikachu actually looks really good. Some of the Pokemon look a little off (Greninja kinda freaks me out), but most of the designs are pretty great; Pikachu himself looks awesome.

Y'know what I wanna see, though? Jim Carrey as Eggman. I wanna see what he looks like.

Now that you mention it, I wonder if Jim will actually gain weight or if they will use some kind of CGI on him?

 

[Deleted member]

Y'all are complaining about your top/high-tier characters...

Yet my boy gotta deal w/ all the stuff you guys throw at him while also having the biggest hurtbox in the game.

PK FIRE!!!

 

[Deleted member]

don't ****in worry about it

WELL NOW IM ****ING WORRIED CLA

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

tfw you complain about nintendos online sucking when its really your wifi that sucks the ****

 

[staindgrey]

Now that you mention it, I wonder if Jim will actually gain weight or if they will use some kind of CGI on him?

He'd have to get over his various drug addictions to actually gain weight.

So, CGI.

 

[CannonStreak]

tfw you complain about nintendos online sucking when its really your wifi that sucks the ****

You know, sometimes I think that. At one point, I am playing a match that goes smoothly, but when the next match comes, a new guy joins and the match ends up friggin' slow.

 

[ClaTheBae]

Superheroes are inherently political.

is wonder woman being tied up in almost every original issue a portrayal of women being bound by society's expectations or was it because the original creator of her had a bondage fetish

 

[Deleted member]

Now that you mention it, I wonder if Jim will actually gain weight or if they will use some kind of CGI on him?

If they use CGI, will they try to make him look like an actual egg like Eggman from the games?

...That'd be really weird, now that I think about it.

 

[Iridium]

I'm fairly certain the Sonic movie will probably have a killer soundtrack, but I'm iffy on practically everything else.

 

[Opossum]

It always baffles me when people say "keep politics out of my superhero stories" when Captain America's first issue literally had him punching Hitler in the face on the cover. And when that was released, it was a very, very bold political statement.

 

[Deleted member]

Y'all are complaining about your top/high-tier characters...

Yet my boy gotta deal w/ all the stuff you guys throw at him while also having the biggest hurtbox in the game.

yeah but you're actually good at the game so shut up

 

[CannonStreak]

If they use CGI, will they try to make him look like an actual egg like Eggman from the games?

...That'd be really weird, now that I think about it.

As weird as that may be, that is what I meant by CGI.

He'd have to get over his various drug addictions to actually gain weight.

So, CGI.

Wait, Jim Carrey has drug addictions?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

is wonder woman being tied up in almost every original issue a portrayal of women being bound by society's expectations or was it because the original creator of her had a bondage fetish

A fetish... for the political.

 

[Deleted member]

Y'all talking about politics in superheroes remember that Stan Lee was an eessjaydoublewoo

 

[Deleted member]

I'm fairly certain the Sonic movie will probably have a killer soundtrack, but I'm iffy on practically everything else.

I used to think Sonic soundtracks were the one thing you could always count on being good in the franchise, but then I heard Forces' and even that part of the game was super meh.

Well, apart from Aqua Road. That song is pretty great.

 

[Just a penguin]

It always baffles me when people say "keep politics out of my superhero stories" when Captain America's first issue literally had him punching Hitler in the face on the cover. And when that was released, it was a very, very bold political statement.

Also, Superman fought the KKK. Think that's pretty political.

 

[CannonStreak]

Well, apparently, sometimes you just can't have a superhero movie without politics, especially maybe those with characters fighting for justice.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

It always baffles me when people say "keep politics out of my superhero stories" when Captain America's first issue literally had him punching Hitler in the face on the cover. And when that was released, it was a very, very bold political statement.

I still don't understand why so many people are already bashing Captain Marvel. It looks like every other Marvel movie and will probably be decent regardless, so I am confused as to why there's so much negative conversation surrounding this one in particular. It's just so odd to me...

 

[SneakyLink]

If there’s talk of politics and comics/animation, I admit to owning some of those Private Snafu shorts on DVD.

That is all I’m saying on the matter.

 

[Deleted member]

I still don't understand why so many people are already bashing Captain Marvel. It looks like every other Marvel movie and will probably be decent regardless, so I am confused as to why there's so much negative conversation surrounding this one in particular. It's just so odd to me...

because there's a goddamn woman in my ****ing movie, making it unsafe for gamers to watch

 

[praline]

Jim Carrey is really the only reason I’d watch the Sonic movie,

 

[Wademan94]

So far these were the closest I found to his original gloves:

Why not have him wear something like this?

I'm fairly certain the Sonic movie will probably have a killer soundtrack, but I'm iffy on practically everything else.

Least it’d be accurate to the games in that aspect.

 

[SneakyLink]

I still don't understand why so many people are already bashing Captain Marvel. It looks like every other Marvel movie and will probably be decent regardless, so I am confused as to why there's so much negative conversation surrounding this one in particular. It's just so odd to me...

Same reason people bashed the Ghostbusters 2016 movie.

Yet I saw very few complaints about Wonder Woman and I enjoyed it very much.

 

[praline]

I still don't understand why so many people are already bashing Captain Marvel. It looks like every other Marvel movie and will probably be decent regardless, so I am confused as to why there's so much negative conversation surrounding this one in particular. It's just so odd to me...

They did the same for Black Panther because neither have a white male as the protagonist.

 

[CannonStreak]

because there's a goddamn woman in my ****ing movie, making it unsafe for gamers to watch

You're not trying to be sexist, are you?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Yeah, instead of saying that superheroes (or fiction in general) shouldn't be political, just address the politics in the work.

People are gonna take your points more seriously if you present issue with the actual point instead of attempting to broadly shun all politics.

It's like some guy I know in real life who said stories with themes are pretentious... All stories with themes....

***** WHAT DO YOU THINK A STORY IS?!?




Like, I get it, in our increasingly politicized world and in our increasingly aggressive politics, this stuff can be exhausting. And a lot of people are assholes about it no matter which way you lean. But its impossible to have a story without politics on some base level.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

because there's a goddamn woman in my ****ing movie, making it unsafe for gamers to watch

Oh duh, how silly of me. Real Gamers™ only want men in media.

 

[Teeb147]

I still don't understand why so many people are already bashing Captain Marvel. It looks like every other Marvel movie and will probably be decent regardless, so I am confused as to why there's so much negative conversation surrounding this one in particular. It's just so odd to me...

It's mostly because of the actress, saying white men haters shouldn't watch and a lot more stuff.

 

[Opossum]

Also, Superman fought the KKK. Think that's pretty political.

Plus the MCU itself is no stranger to it.

The first Iron Man movie dealt with the consequences of wartime profiteering.
Captain America: The First Avenger was literally a WWII movie.
Ant-Man touched on how needlessly difficult it is for non-violent criminals to reintegrate into society.
Avengers: Age of Ultron showed the radicalization of youth in war-torn nations.
Black Panther showcased the debate of isolationism vs reaching out to other nations, as well as many other issues.


And that's not even all of them.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Black Panther showcased the debate of isolationism vs reaching out to other nations, as well as many other issues.

Next you're gonna say that Black Panther had racial themes...

PFFFFFFFT

Get real Opo.

 

[staindgrey]

It always baffles me when people say "keep politics out of my superhero stories" when Captain America's first issue literally had him punching Hitler in the face on the cover. And when that was released, it was a very, very bold political statement.

Don't forget Superman's longtime saying: "I fight for truth, justice and the American way."

Or the fact that they made an elseworlds story about if Superman landed in the USSR instead and how different the world would be if he were a Commie.

Or how they turned Supes into a tyrannical dictator in Injustice, symbolizing a lack of checked powers that leads to that sort of regime.

Spoiler: Or, to be more on the nose.

This.