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[Deleted member]

Wait, you know what porn is?

WHO TOLD HIM.

You’ve already forgotten?

Zone Tan made me the freak I am today.

 

[Deleted member]

Okay let's get back to how much we'll miss Reggie.

I just... :sobs: hOw dO i pRoCeD wItH a lIfE wItHoUt rEgGiE kUn?

 

[Noipoi]

Reggie is retiring.

Nintendo America’s Reggie Fils-Aime To Retire: Doug Bowser Named New President https://t.co/XC6Pn2Sp9K pic.twitter.com/HONZTyql6s

— My Nintendo News (@MyNintendoNews) February 21, 2019

Ya don't say?

 

[Pyra]

Reggie is retiring.

Nintendo America’s Reggie Fils-Aime To Retire: Doug Bowser Named New President https://t.co/XC6Pn2Sp9K pic.twitter.com/HONZTyql6s

— My Nintendo News (@MyNintendoNews) February 21, 2019

Fake, this is just Photoshopped Little Mac retiring.

 

[ClaTheBae]

Reggie is retiring.

Nintendo America’s Reggie Fils-Aime To Retire: Doug Bowser Named New President https://t.co/XC6Pn2Sp9K pic.twitter.com/HONZTyql6s

— My Nintendo News (@MyNintendoNews) February 21, 2019

guys come on

y'all gotta start skimming at least the last 3 pages

we already talked about this

 

[Michele]

Ya don't say?

I'm... being serious.

...

Hasta la vista, Reggie. It's really been real, my man.

 

[Deleted member]

Implying I don't want people to see me looking up porn

Ultimate Thread: Noipoi goes to *******
Will Noipoi make it out of alive? I never had the guts to go to *******, honestly.

 

[Just a penguin]

Reggie is retiring.

Nintendo America’s Reggie Fils-Aime To Retire: Doug Bowser Named New President https://t.co/XC6Pn2Sp9K pic.twitter.com/HONZTyql6s

— My Nintendo News (@MyNintendoNews) February 21, 2019

Wow! How shocking!

 

[Noipoi]

I can't believe somebody corrupted our beautiful Christian collective nephew

Ok now who wants to talk to him about how **** his taste is seriously Noi bunny girls? smh

Bunny Girls

Hahaha no.

Red heads.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Fake, this is just Photoshopped Little Mac retiring.

That "My Nintendo News" account is also just a fake, it's really an alt. account owned by The Grinch.

 

[KMDP]

Wow! How shocking!

Much retirement. Many shock. Wow.

 

[ClaTheBae]

I never had the guts to go to *******, honestly.

You need at least lvl 4 guts before establishing the ******* confidant

 

[Michele]

About Reggie retiring... Bowser will be the new president.

It's only fitting that Bowser would be controlling Nintendo America as new president. BWA HA HA HA HA!

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I'm calling your mom
Cutie Gwen

He's a goddamn adult let him do what he wants as long as it isn't illegal.

Also Noi I'm cutting the wifi for unrelated reasons

 

[Pyra]

About Reggie retiring... Bowser will be the new president.

It's only fitting that Bowser would be controlling Nintendo America as new president. BWA HA HA HA HA!

Nope again- that's Alfonzo taking over.

Alfonzo: "Leave it to me!"

 

[Deleted member]

You need at least lvl 4 guts before establishing the ******* confidant

My guts are level 0.72

 

[Michele]

Nope again- that's Alfonzo taking over.

Alfonzo: "Leave it to me!"

Plot twist: Alfonzo was really Reggie all along!

 

[SneakyLink]

“Mod walking into Smash Ultimate Social thread 2019 colorized”

 

[Deleted member]

He's a goddamn adult let him do what he wants as long as it isn't illegal.

Also Noi I'm cutting the wifi for unrelated reasons

He's 17, and as one of his collective uncles I'd say you're not doing a good job raising him. In fact I'm gonna go rant about it on Facebook right now

 

[staindgrey]

Anyone here even remember the Sega Saturn?

AH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEM.

 

[MrMcNuts]

Skull Kid (RIP), Paper Mario (if only), Rayman (could still happen), Professor Layton (I wish), Master Hand (as DLC? no.)
There's also Midna and Dixie would be cool, but that's taking us over 5 (or 4, given that Joker exists).

Rayman stands a chance but I'd be satisfied with the fighter pack as a whole even with him alone

EDIT: Also happy 1400th page

As long as spirits don't deconfirm I think Rayman has one of the best chances with ubisoft practically being the closest third party company with Nintendo right now. Tbh he's my only dream pick really, although banjo would be pretty cool

 

[Tree Gelbman]

Can I just say say?

We have been so truly damn lucky to have a man like Reggie running Nintendo of America. Doug Bowser has big shoes and a big amount of heart to fill. Reggie just isn't like other Presidents of major companies. There's something about him like there was Iwata that just seems so much more human than your typical run of the mill suit.

Man, the gaming industry lost one of the greats today. Retire well, my friend. You more than earned it even if my body wasn't ready.

 

[Deleted member]

Anyone here even remember the Sega Saturn?

Forget the Sega Saturn, everyone knows SEGA is secretly planning to make the Sega Uranus™.
Better than the Xbox One X, PS4 Pro, the best PC out there and Switch combined.

 

[Deleted member]

He's a goddamn adult let him do what he wants as long as it isn't illegal.

Also Noi I'm cutting the wifi for unrelated reasons

You’re an irresponsible parent, letting him do these indecent things. Only let him watch good porn instead.

 

[Noipoi]

He's a goddamn adult let him do what he wants as long as it isn't illegal.

Also Noi I'm cutting the wifi for unrelated reasons

I'm not even legal yet lol

8 months baybee

 

[Deleted member]

AH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEM.

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I found Waldo

 

[Deleted member]

AH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEM.

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I have a bookshelf filled with books. Everyone has the games, I got the books.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Even when we're all saddened and moved by the bittersweet announcement of Reggie's upcoming retirement, this thread still can't help but be weird as ****.

Never change, Ultimate Social. Never change...

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I'm not even legal yet lol

8 months baybee

Well guess who's not going to uhhhh Denny's tomorrow

 

[staindgrey]

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I found Waldo

I'm surprised you didn't crop out "D" and make a "found the D" joke.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm not even legal yet lol

8 months baybee

Continue being a kid, because once when you are an adult, life stinks.

From adults I have met.

 

[Graizen]

I'd say "when Joker releases" would be a good time to announce the next character.

Ah, I see.

Digimon 20 Anniversary starts March 6
They will have Big News starting that day

 

[Deleted member]

Continue being a kid, because once when you are an adult, life stinks.

From adults I have met.

yeah bro just stop aging

 

[Pyra]

Continue being a kid, because once when you are an adult, life stinks.

From adults I have met.

Honestly even though I'm struggling with a bunch of things, I wouldn't wanna go back.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm surprised you didn't crop out "D" and make a "found the D" joke.

It's cause I'm always finding D all over the place no need to point out a normal occurrence

 

[Deleted member]

Smogon is our twin, but things are a little different.
Getting seventy likes is normal in there.

Is SmashBoards going to have this?
Hopefully not.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

So why exactly is Reggie retiring?

 

[KMDP]

Also can we talk about this? Is SmashBoards going to have this?
Hopefully not.
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Sounds like a terrible idea.

 

[Deleted member]

So why exactly is Reggie retiring?

No full reason, but it seems like he just wants to spend time with his family now that he’s older.

 

[KarneraMythos]

Digimon 20 Anniversary starts March 6
They will have Big News starting that day

This also kinda makes me hopeful that Type-Moon's 15th Anniversary for the Fate franchise has a tie-in with a certain crossover game we all play [wink, wink]