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[Deleted member]

Can we just move on from the sex discussion already before something bad happens to this topic?

ok lets talk about waifundos again, now lemme just tell you y'all really underrating marth

 

[KMDP]

sex bad

Sex is a vile act created by the devil to make you go to hell.

And totally not a natural part of life that every animal engages in.

 

[Wademan94]

straight parents don't be explaining sex but be putting these shirts on their babies

This is something my dad would’ve totally put on my little sister when she was still a baby. This is exactly his sense of humor.

 

[Deleted member]

Sex is a vile act created by the devil to make you go to hell.

And totally not a natural part of life that every animal engages in.

and not literally how people ****ing exist

 

[Pyra]

and not literally how people ****ing exist

I mean, I was spawned in 30,000 years ago, but in general yeah

 

[Buffalo Soldier]

The Japanese versions of the Digimon movie are better.

Why "versions"? Because the dub Digimon Movie is just three movies spliced together.

Yeah, it definitely isn't a masterpiece but I have so much nostalgia about that movie.

My favorite Digimon story of my childhood: I had an Agumon alarm clock that would loudly yell "I'm a Digimon! I'm a Digimon!" over and over to wake you up. My uncle was in town and he slept in my room while I slept on the couch and in in the middle of the night it apparently started randomly going off and he could not figure out how to stop it. He tried everything to make the torture stop, only for Agumon to continuously taunt him with "IM A DIGIMON!!!!"

He eventually gave up and put it in the back of my closet.

 

[MainJPW]

ok everyone is saying we're going crazy but we literally aren't talking about anything weird

I’m pretty sure it’s aimed at the Spider-Men and Flash dry humping plus Pakky being horny as hell with his gif choices.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Hey didn't people hate Future Trunks in DBS or something? I'm at the part he turns Not Blue and I don't get it

 

[Pakky]

honestly this shirt could also work for grown gay men and straight girls

straight parents don't be explaining sex but be putting these shirts on their babies

Well if that were a normal shirt I'd buy it for my girl friend

If I had one,,, spiderman sipderman Pakky might be fat spiderman eating ice cream super sad no one loves fat spiderman watch out that spiderman is fat.

 

[Admiral Pit]

As I said people, be responsible with your hype, and keep your expectations low. Also, the topic earlier should be erased. Remember we have young individuals that also frequent here.
Then again, I'd probably feel better hiding from this place for a while despite my curiosity.

 

[Deleted member]

Oh look, this thread's going full lewd mode again.

 

[osby]

Sex is a vile act created by the devil to make you go to hell.

And totally not a natural part of life that every animal engages in.

Whoa there, are you suggesting humans are animals? Man, I didn't know there were heretics in this thread.

Oh look, this thread's going full lewd mode again.

This is not even our final form.

 

[ColietheGoalie]

ok everyone is saying we're going crazy but we literally aren't talking about anything weird

On a site for a children's game? It's still weird

 

[CannonStreak]

Whoa there, are you suggesting humans are animals? Man, I didn't know there were heretics in this thread.

Technically, we are animals. We just place ourselves higher than other animals due to our intelligence.

 

[Just a penguin]

The irony of the number of users here.

 

[Deleted member]

As I said people, be responsible with your hype, and keep your expectations low. Also, the topic earlier should be erased. Remember we have young individuals that also frequent here.
Then again, I'd probably feel better hiding from this place for a while despite my curiosity.

Isn't the minimum age here like 14

I'm sure at that point kids have learned about sex and if they haven't then their parents and/or the education system suck

 

[Deleted member]

Isn't the minimum age here like 14

I'm sure at that point kids have learned about sex and if they haven't then their parents and/or the education system sucks

My post was just a joke about past events on this thread, btw.

 

[ClaTheBae]

Hey didn't people hate Future Trunks in DBS or something? I'm at the part he turns Not Blue and I don't get it

I don't hate him and I actually prefer his new design, it's just weird that they did it with no explanation. Cause kid trunks and flashbacks all have him with purple hair

 

[staindgrey]

Allow me to use this 1000-page power point presentation to explain how Succubi work.

Or we could just play Darkstalkers 3 online.

 

[Pyra]

Isn't the minimum age here like 14

I'm sure at that point kids have learned about sex and if they haven't then their parents and/or the education system sucks

What about people who are generally uncomfortable at the thought of sex for one reason or another

 

[Dyllybirdy]

This is something my dad would’ve totally put on my little sister when she was still a baby. This is exactly his sense of humor.

Heh, you must have the best dad.

 

[Just a penguin]

Isn't the minimum age here like 14

I'm sure at that point kids have learned about sex and if they haven't then their parents and/or the education system sucks

No, @Thesaurus30 was 13 when he was here.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

ALRIGHT ENOUGH SEX TALK

let’s talk about uhhhhh

The sickest beat drops in your favorite game osts, like the Elma Gang endorsed Sawano drops from yesterday but with literally any song from a game

I’ll start with uhhh this song at 2:05 cause when the final lap starts it immediately becomes a heckin rave party in this *****

GO!

 

[KMDP]

and not literally how people ****ing exist

"People ****ing exist"

Truer words have never been said.

Yeah, it definitely isn't a masterpiece but I have so much nostalgia about that movie.

My favorite Digimon story of my childhood: I had an Agumon alarm clock that would loudly yell "I'm a Digimon! I'm a Digimon!" over and over to wake you up. My uncle was in town and he slept in my room while I slept on the couch and in in the middle of the night it apparently started randomly going off and he could not figure out how to stop it. He tried everything to make the torture stop, only for Agumon to continuously taunt him with "IM A DIGIMON!!!!"

He eventually gave up and put it in the back of my closet.

Hahaha... XD

Reminds me of the clock I had when I was a child, which was a train that had an alarm that sounded exactly like a train's boarding signal.

"*DING DING DING* ALL ABOARD! *DING DING DING*"

I shall repeat that the Japanese version of the Digimon movie is better, like the Omnimon scene. Same with the Pokémon movie, where Mewtwo's motivation makes sense.

Whoa there, are you suggesting humans are animals? Man, I didn't know there were heretics in this thread.

Didn't the government of China try to claim that humans weren't animals a few years back?

 

[staindgrey]

ok guys so the sex happens when the guy goes peepee into the girl

Describing straight sex?? How closed-minded are you??!

It's people like you that make the whole world pregnant.

 

[Deleted member]

There are like 50 poor lurkers here who just wanna hear about Direct rumors and instead they're hearing about how awful the sex ed system is, absolute legends thanks for sticking with us

What about people who are generally uncomfortable at the thought of sex for one reason or another

That's fair but at that point they probably left the thread a while ago

 

[osby]

Technically, we are animals. We just place ourselves higher than other animals due to our intelligence.

Pretend there was an "/s" at the end of my sentence.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I don't hate him and I actually prefer his new design, it's just weird that they did it with no explanation. Cause kid trunks and flashbacks all have him with purple hair

Oh I know 2 possible explanations, to help make them visually more different, or they didn't have the guts to tell Toriyama he gave Trunks the wrong hair colour and that he forgot about Blue

 

[Deleted member]

I just came back to see what is going on and now I wish I hadn’t.
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Y’all need therapy.

More like some of us need to get laid.

 

[Lollipopped]

I leave for a couple of minutes and the next thing I know weird **** is being discussed again.
then it must be a perfectly normal Wednesday

 

[KMDP]

There are like 50 poor lurkers here who just wanna hear about Direct rumors and instead they're hearing about how awful the sex ed system is, absolute legends thanks for sticking with us

That's fair but at that point they probably left the thread a while ago

It's like a train wreck.

They can't look away.

 

[Buffalo Soldier]

Ok, here's another topic. I know everyone seems to expect we get Joker gameplay today, but do you think we get to hear the music or see the Persona stage?

Music-wise, I'm crossing my fingers to get:
-Whims of Fate
-Last Surprise
-Break in to Break Out
-Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There

Maybe remix Beneath the Mask to make it more up-beat?

 

[staindgrey]

ALRIGHT ENOUGH SEX TALK

let’s talk about uhhhhh

The sickest beat drops in your favorite game osts, like the Elma Gang endorsed Sawano drops from yesterday but with literally any song from a game

I’ll start with uhhh this song at 2:05 cause when the final lap starts it immediately becomes a heckin rave party in this *****

GO!

Slayers theme, Resident Evil 5. Even a decade later I still find it hilarious that this song is in a numbered Resident Evil game.

 

[Just a penguin]

Technically, we are animals. We just place ourselves higher than other animals due to our intelligence.

You better not. I am in no way worse than you guys.

Except when I make puns.

 

[Pyra]

Ok, here's another topic. I know everyone seems to expect we get Joker gameplay today, but do you think we get to hear the music or see the Persona stage?

Music-wise, I'm crossing my fingers to get:
-Whims of Fate
-Last Surprise
-Break in to Break Out
-Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There

Maybe remix Beneath the Mask to make it more up-beat?

I'm 100% expecting Last Surprise.

 

[Deleted member]

ALRIGHT ENOUGH SEX TALK

let’s talk about uhhhhh

The sickest beat drops in your favorite game osts, like the Elma Gang endorsed Sawano drops from yesterday but with literally any song from a game

I’ll start with uhhh this song at 2:05 cause when the final lap starts it immediately becomes a heckin rave party in this *****

GO!

>Cortex's theme from Twinsanity.
>Crocodile Cacophony both in DKC2 and Ultimate.
>The Dark Trooper Battle Theme from Metroid Prime 2.
>Cortex's theme from Warped.
>Jet Jaguar's theme in Godzilla:Unleashed.
>Doctor Doom's theme in UMvC3.
>Dark Man's Stage cover in Ultimate.
>Factory Inspection in Kirby Planet Robobot.
>"YOU ARE MACH RIDER" jingle.

 

[osby]

Didn't the government of China try to claim that humans weren't animals a few years back?

People in here still do, kids used to make fun of me because I said humans and monkeys have same ancestors in the middle school. Not to mention religion syllabus pretty much denies the possibility of humans being animals.

 

[KMDP]

Ok, here's another topic. I know everyone seems to expect we get Joker gameplay today, but do you think we get to hear the music or see the Persona stage?

Music-wise, I'm crossing my fingers to get:
-Whims of Fate
-Last Surprise
-Break in to Break Out
-Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There

Maybe remix Beneath the Mask to make it more up-beat?

What about Life Will Change, Blooming Villain and Rivers in the Desert?

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Isn't the minimum age here like 14

I'm sure at that point kids have learned about sex and if they haven't then their parents and/or the education system suck

Some people rebel with their ages

 

[Wademan94]

Heh, you must have the best dad.

If you injected every word in that sentence so it was dripping with sarcasm, then yep.