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[SnakeFighter64]

4 digits baby!
who’s ready to make 6000 posts tomorrow when Steve gets revealed??

If Steve gets revealed and Banjo becomes a spirit I am under oath to post a video of me crying. For the two of you who want to see a Mazikeen cry.

 

[Just a penguin]

We'd have to react internally like a normal human being.

...sounds horrible.

Good thing I'm neither normal nor a human being.

 

[osby]

I was going to post about the stuff that happened to me these past days having to do with my sacrifice for the Direct... But maybe it is too soon to post stuff like that.

"Sacrifice"? Um, buddy, we left 666th page behind, that was a joke.

 

[Deleted member]

"Sacrifice"? Um, buddy, we left 666th page behind, that was a joke.

Oh, ok.

 

[CannonStreak]

Good thing I'm neither normal nor a human being.

Yeah, you're just a penguin. No surprise there.

 

[KMDP]

Why is no one in FE fat?

Because most people in the military are fit?

Not to mention there are some fat FE characters (like Brom and Meg in the Tellius games)

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Oh, ok.

Yeah, don't worry about SnakeFighter, she's not an invincible, soul-sucking succubus, she's just a regular succubus

 

[Just a penguin]

Yeah, you're just a penguin. No surprise there.

My boy:

 

[SlickWylde]

Wow, a lot of people on the hypetrain! I guess I'll just let this forum rest for a few days after the direct, so I don't end up on the salt train!

 

[KMDP]

Yeah, don't worry about SnakeFighter, she's not an invincible, soul-sucking succubus, she's just a regular succubus

But Succubus' suck souls.

Via sex.

 

[staindgrey]

Because most people in the military are fit?

Not to mention there are some fat FE characters (like Brom and Meg in the Tellius games)

God, why does our military body shame.

Imma ****in' protest.

 

[Cosmic77]

I don't even bother staying on Smashboards during Directs. By the time I type out a reaction to something, we get another reveal and I miss a huge chunk of juicy info.


Plus, this thread's reaction to things are pretty straightforward. Immediately after a character gets revealed, everyone types that character's name in all caps and adds 12 exclamation marks.

"RIDLEY!!!!!!!"
"IT"S KROOL!!!!!!!"
"ISABELLE!?!?!?"

After that, everyone overreacts for the next ten minutes.

"WTF just happened!?"
"This was like anti-hype."
"HYPE!"
"Well that was disappointing. Worst Direct ever."

 

[CannonStreak]

Wow, a lot of people on the hypetrain! I guess I'll just let this forum rest for a few days after the direct, so I don't end up on the salt train!

Speaking of hype trains, I am obligated to post this.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

But Succubus' suck souls.

Via sex.

I’m a virginal succubus.

Gives you an indication of my track record.

The only souls I stole I stole via a complex ritual on the internet

 

[Cutie Gwen]

But Succubus' suck souls.

Via sex.

shhh that discussion isn't allowed here anymore for shame KMDP there are children here and I am so appalled I won't even use proper punctuation FOR SHAME

 

[Deleted member]

1000! YEAH!

um excuse me wtf

 

[Pyra]

I get the feeling tonight's direct is going to be interesting, I can't wait to see everyone's reactions lol

 

[SnakeFighter64]

shhh that discussion isn't allowed here anymore for shame KMDP there are children here and I am so appalled I won't even use proper punctuation FOR SHAME

Wow. Who knew the mistress of darkness was such a prude.

 

[Deleted member]

I need Just a penguin vs Penta Penguin to be a real thing.

 

[staindgrey]

shhh that discussion isn't allowed here anymore for shame KMDP there are children here and I am so appalled I won't even use proper punctuation FOR SHAME

I mean as long as he doesn't use visual aids.

 

[KMDP]

shhh that discussion isn't allowed here anymore for shame KMDP there are children here and I am so appalled I won't even use proper punctuation FOR SHAME

Succubus "lore" is really weird.

And totally not a way for people to explain away infidelity and love children, no sir.

 

[Deleted member]

um excuse me wtf

You haven't even seen the worst one yet.

 

[Deleted member]

But Succubus' suck souls.

Via sex.

>Someone said the cursed word

 

[Deleted member]

I mean as long as he doesn't use visual aids.

ok guys so the sex happens when the guy goes peepee into the girl

 

[Jovahexeon Joranvexeon]

People have been caught up on Brave too much they forgot there are three other characters that are open season for anyone.

That may have to do with the annoying 5chan leak which claims to know all 5 dlc characters.

 

[Pakky]

Depression

Spoiler: Joy NSFW??

 

[CannonStreak]

ok guys so the sex happens when the guy goes peepee into the girl

EWWWW! You had to say that, didn't you?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

ok guys so the sex happens when the guy goes peepee into the girl

Wait so you're saying pee is stored in the balls?

 

[ClaTheBae]

shhh that discussion isn't allowed here anymore for shame KMDP there are children here and I am so appalled I won't even use proper punctuation FOR SHAME

sex is GROSS and WEIRD and we should NEVER talk about it bc what if a 13 year old comes on here and finds out how babies are made

is there a minimum age for smashboards?

 

[Cosmic77]

ok guys so the sex happens when the guy goes peepee into the girl

Waiting for Directs makes this thread crazier than usual.

Which is saying something.

 

[SneakyLink]

Train hype time! Get the music ready!

 

[KMDP]

I mean as long as he doesn't use visual aids.

Allow me to use this 1000-page power point presentation to explain how Succubi work.

 

[Pyra]

Wait so you're saying pee is stored in the balls?

Specifically the Smash Balls.

 

[MainJPW]

Depression

Spoiler: Joy NSFW??

Bro chill lol.

 

[Deleted member]

Wait so you're saying pee is stored in the balls?

what ew no it's stored in the little fruits in the peepee sack

 

[R O F L]

This thread must've been more active than usual. I woke up and missed page 1000.



And uuuh
I think i'll leave now.

 

[CannonStreak]

Spoiler: Joy NSFW??

Now I must post this...

Spoiler

Sorry, just had to do it.

 

[Just a penguin]

I need Just a penguin vs Penta Penguin to be a real thing.

I win.
Penta Penguin may have max stats in everything, but I have the power of bad puns, quotations, Noipoi's patronage, and two followers.

 

[Deleted member]

Depression

Spoiler: Joy NSFW??

remove this

 

[osby]

>Someone said the cursed word

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Yeah, we never should use that word because no proper, civil human being ever has that.

Never.