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[Zinith]

Technically, everything has its own gravitational field. Only weightless stuff like neutrinos and photos don't.

Yeah.... but my boi's is "universal"

 

[osby]

Yeah.... but my boi's is "universal"

That's the weird thing about gravity, even a particle of dust has a big enough gravitational field to surround whole known universe.

You're talking about measurable gravitational pull though, so: Wow, he's chonky.

 

[Zinith]

Glad I can contribute to this pressing matter

 

[Will]

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NEEEEEEEEEEEERD

at least he has a brain

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

I call dibs on running the first 100 person Hunger Games

 

[Wademan94]

Glad I can contribute to this pressing matter

Spoiler: “Pressing” you say?

Sorry I had too.

 

[osby]

I call dibs on running the first 100 person Hunger Games

Palutena help us all.

 

[Noipoi]

Reminder for the few of you up at this unholy hour, the Smashboards fanfic resumes this week. The people want more, and I aim to please.

What's gonna happen? Who's gonna show up? Am I just making this up as I go? Find out tonight!

 

[Wademan94]

I call dibs on running the first 100 person Hunger Games

Buddy do I have some tributes for you then!!

 

[Noipoi]

I call dibs on running the first 100 person Hunger Games

Let us acquire this yeast.

 

[Will]

I call dibs on running the first 100 person Hunger Games

and i call dibs on winning it

 

[Noipoi]

and i call dibs on winning it

implying terracotta soldier doesn't have this in the bag

 

[Swamp Sensei]

My dad is out of surgery.

He has blockage in his heart but his heart is compensating.

He should be okay for now.

 

[Zinith]

Do to the recent convo, new avatar

 

[Noipoi]

My dad is out of surgery.

He has blockage in his heart but his heart is compensating.

He should be okay for now.

That's great news, bud.

 

[Wademan94]

My dad is out of surgery.

He has blockage in his heart but his heart is compensating.

He should be okay for now.

I hope starts feeling better and he bounces back soon. Sorry you had to deal with this scare.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

My dad is out of surgery.

He has blockage in his heart but his heart is compensating.

He should be okay for now.

I'm glad to hear about that. I'm also happy to see you staying strong.

You're doing a great job, and I'm proud of you and your dad!

 

[MainJPW]

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I can do this all night buddy.

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You underestimated my power—

YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT.

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member]

Do to the recent convo, new avatar

*sigh* Whenever I see that Mario manga, it gives me war flashbacks of the weird ass Hulk Hogan manga...

 

[Zinith]

Reminder for the few of you up at this unholy hour, the Smashboards fanfic resumes this week. The people want more, and I aim to please.

What's gonna happen? Who's gonna show up? Am I just making this up as I go? Find out tonight!

I think I'll change my username back to Zinith tomorrow when the thread's more active

 

[Will]

You underestimated my power—

YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT.

Spoiler

lol ok wicked witch of the west, you keep being deathly allergic to water

 

[Noipoi]

You underestimated my power—

YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT.

Spoiler

TFW you'll never be a cephalopod child

I think I'll change my username back to Zinith tomorrow when the thread's more active

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T-The true name returns??

 

[Noipoi]

double post.

osby do something!

 

[Wademan94]

You underestimated my power—

YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT.

Spoiler

IT’S OVER ANAKIN!!

Spoiler: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!

 

[Will]

wait so you're telling me has never taken a shower in its life because of water insta-death

 

[Shroob]

wait so you're telling me has never taken a shower in its life because of water insta-death

They can't smell worse than a Smash tournament.

Low hanging fruit but I took it.

 

[Zinith]

T-The true name returns??

Tbh I could do it right now, but I don't want to throw off the other users who haven't caught on

 

[Noipoi]

wait so you're telling me has never taken a shower in its life because of water insta-death

ink shower

 

[Idon]

They can't smell worse than a Smash tournament.

Low hanging fruit but I took it.

The fruit was on the floor at that point.

 

[Will]

ink shower

ah yes

segregation showers based on ink color

now you can pull an epic prank on your friends by scalding them with the wrong ink

 

[Zinith]

The fruit was on the floor at that point.

To my kind it makes no difference

And I guess Pit too, but whatever...

 

[ZephyrZ]

I got a haircut recently, and i'm not a fan. Don't get me wrong, I look good. But that's the problem.

Now I look respectable, and quite frankly that's false advertising.

That's kind of how I feel about my beard. It makes me look manly when in reality I'm a cowardly dork who has to call his little sister to come save him when he spots a big insect in his room.

 

[Noipoi]

That's kind of how I feel about my beard. It makes me look manly when in reality I'm a cowardly dork who has to call his little sister to come save him when he spots a big insect in his room.

My little sister calls me to deal with spiders and centipedes, which i'm also deathly afraid of.

We end up just freaking out together until someone nuts up and takes care of it.

 

[Idon]

someone nuts up

Is uh, is that an expression people use?

 

[Will]

We end up just freaking out together until someone nuts up

you walked yourself in that one

 

[Noipoi]

Is uh, is that an expression people use?

It's another way of saying man up.

You've never heard it? Perhaps it's a Jersey thing.

 

[Noipoi]

you walked yourself in that one

Dude she's like 12.

Don't be freaky.

 

[Zinith]

It's another way of saying man up.

You've never heard it? Perhaps it's a Jersey thing.

Probably....

My Grandma was from New Jersey

 

[Will]

Dude she's like 12.

Don't be freaky.

says the new jersey boy using the literal phrase "nut up"

 

[Wademan94]

wait so you're telling me has never taken a shower in its life because of water insta-death

I wish I could find this version of the “How _____ people shower” meme I found one time, it happens exactly as you expect.