Funny last time I joked saying you sucked you and Iron Dragon attacked me
so to reconsile given this new found information that basing on you does in fact help you...:
(if this list offends you then good! Skip the post and reply by typing with your tears)
Tai you're a worthless player who will never amount to anything big in life. Prove me wrong by winning every tournament from now until I see you next.
The last time I saw something that sucked as much as you was when a hooker hit up a bachelor party of hundreds.
The reason your sister is dating Sean is because she was tired of seeing how bad you are at the game and had to talk to someone who actually knew what the hell they were doing.
I got worse at the game just by talking to you. It's bad enough that you keep getting worse but do you have to bring everyone down with you!?
You suck at melee
You suck at smash in general
Isai would spit on the ground you walk on
You're not even good enough to stand in the horribly big shadow that Taj casts.
My boy Tai is so fly, I was on the phone with Jesus and clicked over to see what he wanted. True story. Throwing in a compliment to see if you're paying attention.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
Wobbles can't wobble you because Nana won't touch you (even with that hammer). No girl will even approach you. Drown yourself in all the Tag you want it won't make a difference (gotta love a play on words
)
You're short.
When you play smash your nose tilts up like someone put a warm pie on the counter and you're trying to smell what type it is.
You suck.
Pick up all the new high tier mains you want you'll never be as good as the smasher to your left or your right.
You smell.
I once kicked a small baby secretly hoping it was you.
You s.... um... side dodge at bad times! (ohhhh burn
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Even after all these insults you still won't get any better nor will you be able to beat my mediocre ***.
And lastly:
You can't even perform
AZ ANGER right! And I don't mean the throwing your controller and rage quitting. I mean the how to get a girl pick up line way. Every girl you'll ever try it on will be able to counter your attempt with a can of mace, a swift kick to the groin, call her friends over to continue with the relentless groin shots while she rests and texts all her other friends about this happening, calls a film crew to record it and put it online, makes it the most popular online thing ever, tarnishes your name, files a police report, lets you go because she and the judge can't stop laughing at you, challenges you to melee once you fully recovered, and consistently 4 stocks you... with Pichu.
Hope it helped :D
