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[teh_spamerer]

I'm not a fan of turkey dogs either, cheeseburgers are hot and amazing tho (ideally).

Agreed. Cheeseburgers are top tier.

 

[Inui]

We should steal the cooks from Red Robin for this event.

 

[Cactuar]

You are fat.

 

[oneangrysquirrel]

ouch...cactuar with the low blow...gg Cactuar you are a god among men

 

[doyoung2win]

ahahahahahahahahaha

 

[JFox]

I actually think Turkey dogs taste better than real hotdogs. But hewbrew national is also good to me. At least we can all agree on cheeseburgers.

I'm all for bringin my own stuff but...I don't get it, if we bring our own stuff, what would be the purpose of paying a door fee, or taking money outa the pot? Thats stupid to bring AND pay IMO. We should agree on a set thing, so that some people dont bring food and still end up payin.

Edit: Everyone has to get off cactuar's ****...he says something the whole world has been saying and you guys act like its gold. He's not going to give you smash training for posting your hehe's and haha's on smashboards.

Edit2: Edit4: Nevermind, Edit 2 sucked.

Edit3: I know ALL the percentages.

Edit5: (4 Xeo) Only about 7 people will get edit 3. Inside joke.

Edit7: Edit 6 has been skipped.

Edit8: Xeorogue should simplify his name to just "X". And than he should get his doctorate in smash, making him Dr. X.

 

[Xeorogue]

Does edit 3 make sense without edit 2?

Or am i just not getting it?

 

[Cactuar]

Everyone has to get off cactuar's ****

Lol. It's not because they want something from me. It's because I'm super-nice to everyone in the smash community. Despite the comments like "You are fat.", Inui knows I'm cool with him regardless of how much everyone hates him. People can look to me for advice, as I have an open door policy to everyone, regardless of skill level. It's not that people revere me, it's just that I'm a nice guy.


That being said: Don't be jealous of my **** and the people who ride it. Theoretically speaking.

Edit: Also, timing is everything. Just saying Inui is fat doesn't have much impact, but saying he is fat after he talks about stealing cooks from a Red Robin so that they can dedicate themselves to stuffing his face full of fat and grease? That's gold.

 

[JFox]

Cactuar, the second response was all that was needed. My posts shouldn't be taken literally...

Internet humor is ghey.

 

[Emblem Lord]

I have gotten used to the **** sucking when it comes to TSA. If you think it's bad with Cactuar then you just don't understand.

Everywhere WoZ goes I see open mouths waiting for his meat. It's disgusting. I gotta tell him to start bringing condoms where ever he goes. You know you have seen it all when 40 plus people are in your mom's house and they all manage to suck one guy's **** and kiss his *** at the same time.

 

[Cactuar]

I just like saying things that sound serious to distract you and make you think I'm not joking. Then turn it around with things like the second statement. It's all mgs. I didn't actually take your post seriously. As I don't really take anyone's anything seriously. This includes friendlies, mm's, tournament matches, and staring contests. Also pissing contests. And **** measuring. And who's gay first (I don't know the rules to that one, I just know that WoZ always beats me in it >.>).

 

[killafox]

LOL @ emblem lord and cactuar!!! i love this thread.

(damm!t, i dont kow how to multiquote.)

 

[Ken34]

Everywhere WoZ goes I see open mouths waiting for his meat.

WTF!?!?!?
LMAO!!!
the way you typed it...too good!!!

 

[mog87]

man you guys are mad gay and the "awaiting meat" was a deeply disturbing imagery.

 

[doyoung2win]

ahahahahahahahahaha

. .

 

[Inui]

Cactuar, I <3 you. Let's cuddle~

 

[tofucake]

If I end up getting there somehow, I'll mm you Charlie, -sandbagging, +Marth ditto.

 

[Velocity]

Agreed. Cheeseburgers are top tier.

sadly i ate 4 cheesburgers for dinner last night and then i had 4 cheesburgers for lunch today (wendy's) and im about to eat 4 cheesburgers for dinner right now (frying pan) i probable consume more servings of cheese then anyone

 

[teh_spamerer]

sadly i ate 4 cheesburgers for dinner last night and then i had 4 cheesburgers for lunch today (wendy's) and im about to eat 4 cheesburgers for dinner right now (frying pan) i probable consume more servings of cheese then anyone

o_O wow that's a LOT of cheeseburgers, I don't think even I can eat that many for a meal. Maybe if I'm hungry enough.

 

[L5LM_Gtlink]

sadly i ate 4 cheesburgers for dinner last night and then i had 4 cheesburgers for lunch today (wendy's) and im about to eat 4 cheesburgers for dinner right now (frying pan) i probable consume more servings of cheese then anyone

Your heart must be ready to give up

 

[Atomsk_92]

sadly i ate 4 cheesburgers for dinner last night and then i had 4 cheesburgers for lunch today (wendy's) and im about to eat 4 cheesburgers for dinner right now (frying pan) i probable consume more servings of cheese then anyone

Dangerously Cheesey

 

[dot_eater]

i probable consume more servings of cheese then anyone

it seems to be a typo, heres the real post

- I probably serve more consumed cheese than everyone.

 

[Velocity]

Your heart must be ready to give up

doctors say im in perfect shape and i dont have high blood pressure or high cholesterol or anything , i was in the army im sure my heart will be fine i just eat alot of meat cause i dont eat salad *****es

Dangerously Cheesey

exactly

it seems to be a typo, heres the real post

- I probably serve more consumed cheese than everyone.

i hear this is true

 

[teh_spamerer]

Dangerously Cheesey

Indeed, Velocity is an inspiration to us all with the amount of cheese he consumes. So what WILL be BBQed?

 

[Oorah-Kabra]

Well, judging from what has been said, blocks of cheese are on the menu. You can have the grilled or not. Oh, a side of BBQ grilled cheese is also an option.

 

[JFox]

I just like saying things that sound serious to distract you and make you think I'm not joking. Then turn it around with things like the second statement. It's all mgs. I didn't actually take your post seriously. As I don't really take anyone's anything seriously. This includes friendlies, mm's, tournament matches, and staring contests. Also pissing contests. And **** measuring. And who's gay first (I don't know the rules to that one, I just know that WoZ always beats me in it >.>).

Wow, I've been beaten at my own game. That really was one of the best posts I've read since Isai's comment about Jesus having crazy mindgames.

I concede to you cactuar.

*Gets down on his knees*

 

[Sensei]

lol, jesus having crazy mindgames? roflmao. when/where did he post that?

 

[L5LM_Gtlink]

After 2 cheeseburgers, im ready to throw up.

 

[Sneak8288]

wtf... jesus... mindgames.... i knew this weather wus trixies

 

[JFox]

I can't find the exact thread, but it went something like this:

Some kid: You think Jesus has good mindgames?

Malva00: Are you kidding? You think he's dead and than BAM alive again. Jesus has crazy mindgames.

 

[Ken34]

anyone bringing a camcorder this week?

 

[Pakman]

I can't find the exact thread, but it went something like this:

Some kid: You think Jesus has good mindgames?

Malva00: Are you kidding? You think he's dead and than BAM alive again. Jesus has crazy mindgames.

May be the funniest thing I ever heard.

On a different note.

In an effort to get Cactuar more Money Matches. Would any team like to Money Match team Clue Goo?

 

[JFox]

NJ Connection, I'm callin you out!

MM clue goo. lolz what a name...

 

[doyoung2win]

NJ Connection, I'm callin you out!

MM Jasonfox. lolz what a name...

fixed.
How good is Jasonfox?

 

[JFox]

HAHAHAHA! That was INCREDIBLE doyoung!

lolz ur such a ****. very crafty, very crafty.

 

[Cactuar]

Current MM's (Dollar Matches):

Inui:
Marth vs Sheik
Fox vs Sheik
Roy vs Roy

teh_spamerer:
Fox vs Fox (+All FD, +Chain Grabs)

JFox:
Marth vs Fox (+Random, -Sandbagging)
Fox vs Fox (+Random, -Sandbagging)

Rurounikeitaro:
Marth vs Marth

Magus:
Fox vs Zelda (+Best of 3)

Eggm:
Marth vs Fox (+Neutrals, +Best of 3)

Do:
Fox vs Fox (+Random Stages)
Fox vs Falco (+Random Stages)

RaptorHawk:
Marth vs Pikachu

Cheezit:
Fox vs Peach (+Best of 3)

Total: $13


Hug Matches:

LegendaryHero:
Marth vs ICs (+Random Stages)

Atomsk:
Yoshi vs Yoshi

Bailey:
????? vs Peach

Anyone else?

Also accepting hug mm's. You win, you get a hug from me. I win, I get a hug from you.

 

[Cheezit]

Ok, Cactuar ill 1 dollar MM you fox with my peach best of 3 neutral stages.


Im gonna get killed lol

 

[Bailey]

Cactuar if u remember me then I am the one you wanna Hug MM. I might sandbag though >_>. If I come anyone wanna team (Anyone good wanna team)?

 

[teh_spamerer]

Hey do...do you want to do these MMs with me too?

Do:
Fox vs Fox (+Random Stages)
Fox vs Falco (+Random Stages)

Best of 5?

And JFox, how come you're not scared to MM Cactuar but you're scared of me? I don't bite

 

[Magus420]

Not going anymore :embarrass

EDIT: >_________________> You are fat.