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[cradmazy_SKAG]

there's NOTHING wrong with liking futanari.

i agree. atari is lots of fun,

theirs adventure and missile command... ooh and that ET game is s3xy

what???

 

[teh_spamerer]

Confirmed!

Now who wants to MM me in Mario Kart DS or Meteos? Not the Disney Magic one.

 

[Inui]

Forgetting about TSA? We need Magus for them too.

A TSA without Cactuar and Sensei playing?

No, to be honest. Sorry, TSA. =/

 

[teh_spamerer]

So what ARE the crew battle rules going to be? WoZ, you said they'd be decided after Cat3 and it's been some time since then.

 

[Emblem Lord]

Thank you for your support Syeekoh.

These guys just don't understand.

JFox: lol. It's not that I'm a good sport. It's that when a smasher makes fun of me, I lol inside. It's like a nerd calling another nerd a loser. But when someone teases me I realize I can just drive to my gf's house and get my **** sucked any time I want. Then all is right in the world.

So basically. Emblem Lord >>>>>>>>>> The smash community.

Truth. lmao.

 

[blast_ssbb]

Confirmed!

Now who wants to MM me in Mario Kart DS or Meteos? Not the Disney Magic one.

im posting for dj nintendo. he said he will own u really hard in mario kart ds. he said how much money u wanna bet? he said he'd straight up take ur money. he said any amount is good. get at him.

this is blast speaking now. im definitely gonna try to make this one just cuz i missed the last 2.

p.s. for the record ive seen his game he holds world records in different mario karts so i say beware.

 

[teh_spamerer]

im posting for dj nintendo. he said he will own u really hard in mario kart ds. he said how much money u wanna bet? he said he'd straight up take ur money. he said any amount is good. get at him.

this is blast speaking now. im definitely gonna try to make this one just cuz i missed the last 2.

$10

And no faggy stages like Rainbow Road or using items.

 

[Inui]

I'll MM you in MK:DS, DJ Nintendo. $5. No gay courses, no using items.

 

[Syeekoh]

Thank you for your support Syeekoh.

These guys just don't understand.

JFox: lol. It's not that I'm a good sport. It's that when a smasher makes fun of me, I lol inside. It's like a nerd calling another nerd a loser. But when someone teases me I realize I can just drive to my gf's house and get my **** sucked any time I want. Then all is right in the world.

So basically. Emblem Lord >>>>>>>>>> The smash community.

Truth. lmao.

Lol, true.

It's just I'm not the biggest fan of haters even if a nerd calls another nerd a loser. LOL, that's hilarious.

And futa is just plain fantastic.

 

[JFox]

Thank you for your support Syeekoh.

These guys just don't understand.

JFox: lol. It's not that I'm a good sport. It's that when a smasher makes fun of me, I lol inside. It's like a nerd calling another nerd a loser. But when someone teases me I realize I can just drive to my gf's house and get my **** sucked any time I want. Then all is right in the world.

So basically. Emblem Lord >>>>>>>>>> The smash community.

Truth. lmao.

Heh yeah, and than when ur all done, you guys can switch and you can suck her off...right?

Shine spiked.

WoZ's Mod power>JFox's posts>Emblem Lord>Rest of smash community besides Inui>Inui.

(Wow that was harsh, so just for clarification- I am joking. I don't know ur gf, and I didn't mean any of what i said.)

 

[blast_ssbb]

he sitting right here and he said he'll play both of u. he has to win at the weekly this friday to make sure he has enough money to go. that might be the only thing keeping him from goin. he wants to know who ur main characters and cars are... he's just curious.. hopefully see ya sat.

 

[Emblem Lord]

rofl. It's sad when nerds hate knowing other dudes get some action.

Maybe if they put the controllers down for one second they could actually get some ***.

 

[Inui]

If someone doesn't use the Dry Bomber or Egg 1, they are, by default, not good. Low weight characters are also superior due to being able to snake offroad.

That's probably why he's asking.

In that case, I use Bowser in the Tyrant. :D

 

[JFox]

rofl. It's sad when nerds hate knowing other dudes get some action.

Maybe if they put the controllers down for one second they could actually get some ***.

lol emblem not only do you play this game more than I do, but I also have had a gf for longer than you, and havent been a virgin for quite some time...Don't kid yourself bud.

 

[Emblem Lord]

Rofl@ me playing more then you do. I only play when I'm with my crew members. I actually don't like smash that much. I'm a Soul Caliber fan myself.

Anyway, there is no need for me to say anything else on this matter. The first post I made was automatic win.

Besides, I don't have to put the controller down to get some action. She'll blow me while I play my ****ing game. That's how good I got it.

 

[Magus420]

I only play when I'm with my crew members. She'll blow me while I play my ****ing game.

Sounds... awkward.

 

[Inui]

Go James! :D

 

[Emblem Lord]

No. It sounds ****ing amazing. Unless you're Inui. >_>

 

[Inui]

Booo @ Emblem Lord's posts!

JFox needs to post more. Best posts on Smashboards/10.

 

[WarriorKnight]

Hmmm.... Do i see myself coming to this? Wats the startup time or opening time for this bad boi?

Low tiers all dai!??!!

 

[doyoung2win]

low tiers and crews. starts at 11am - 9pm

 

[Warrior of Zarona]

Emblem Lord, I thought you always said your girlfriend sucked at blowjobs and you hated them.

Copycat's posting the rules for low tier and crews whenever he has the chance.

 

[Emblem Lord]

Dude she got better. So I win.

Edit: I seem to remember you saying that you would no longer state my personal business on the internet or in front of others. And here you are doing it again. Well, here is the thing Andrew. Stop doing it. Or else we will have a problem. I would never talk about, what is going on with your love life on a message board. Nor would I seek to try to make you look foolish by doing so. It's not cute. Act your age. I tried to laugh it off, by making a comment. But its not really funny. I confided in you and what you said makes me think that it's a joke. Please don't piss me off. I'd rather not be angry at a friend, but you seem so insistent. Respect my personal business and be aware of the line that is not meant to be crossed.

 

[blast_ssbb]

Rofl@ me playing more then you do. I only play when I'm with my crew members. I actually don't like smash that much. I'm a Soul Caliber fan myself.

ooh u play soul calibur? 2 or 3? who u use? we need to get some matches in at the biweekly to see if u really are a soul cal fan.

 

[Emblem Lord]

I played all of them. Original is my fave. I have no comp though. lol. I lost my soul caliber 2. And my friend has my soul caliber 3.

I use Ivy, Astaroth, Raphael, Cassandra, Sophitia, Xianghua, Cervantes, Zasalamel, Setsuka, Siegfried and Nightmare in Soul Caliber 3.

Soul caliber 2 it's Ivy, Xianghua, Yunsung, Cervantes, Astaroth, Assassin and Nightmare.

 

[Warrior of Zarona]

Emblem Lord, you brought up your personal business, not me.

 

[Emblem Lord]

Yes. I did. Me. I can do that. Why? Because it's me. My business. My decision to make. Not yours.

Besides, it was obvious that you were trying to make me look foolish.

Why are you trying to defend yourself?

You'll never change. If it happens again, I'll just put your business out there. Or I'll punch you in the face. I'm just sick if you always messing with me or showing your disrespect towards me and then begging me to come to tournies with you and other ****. If I'm your friend act like it. Don't crap on me and then expect me to be ok with it. Everyone thinks how you treat me is ****ed up and they don't understand how you can treat some one you call your best friend in such a horrible manner. I'm tired of your lame *** excuse. "That's how I show I care." No. That's how a 10 year old shows it. A 22 year old should have better social skills then that.

 

[Warrior of Zarona]

I love you too.

 

[Emblem Lord]

You....you...uhhh.

****!!!!

LMAO!!!

I'm not even angry anymore. uhh. ****!!!!

*sigh* Please try to be more respectful of me in the future. That's all I ask.

And I guess...*grumble* I love you too. *sigh*

 

[Warrior of Zarona]

Okie bebe I sowwie.

If you're free, come over tonight. Charles and Ryan might come too.

 

[CopyCat]

you guys need to calm down anyways here the rules for low-tiers
₪ event will be double elimination
₪ Four (4) stock
₪ Eight (8) minute time limit
₪ Random Seeds
₪ In a set, character selection for the first round will be blind pick. The stage select for the first match will be chosen by random select or may be agreed upon by the players. Random select will be used if there is any disagreement on stage selection. After the first match, the losing player from the previous match must announce their choice for the next level or elect to have the next level selected at random. Once the stage selection has been announced, the winning player may choose to change their character. Once the winning player has chosen his character for the next match, the losing player may then choose to change characters. After the stage and characters have been set, the players play their second match.
₪ Stage Strike Rule - Each player can choose one (1) stage to remove AFTER all players have selected their characters and have entered the stage select screen. Players may change their stage strike each time they enter the stage select screen. (DO NOT ACTUALLY REMOVE THE STAGES FROM THE RANDOM STAGES LIST)
₪ Dave's Stupid Rule Modified - The same stage cannot be played twice in a row during a set
₪ Each round is best of three (3) matches; Finals are best of five (5) matches
₪ In the event of a tie at the end of the time limit, the player with the most stocks wins the match. In case both players have the same amount of stock, the player with the lowest percentage wins the match. If both players have the same percentages, the players will quit the SUDDEN DEATH, set the stock to one (1), and start a bonus match on the same stage. If the bonus match goes to the end of the time limit- despite whatever the amount of stocks are left - then both players will be disqualified from the tournament.
₪ Items will be turned OFF
₪ In the event of an equipment malfunction, the match will be restart from the last known position or from any point in the match that is agreed upon by the players.
₪ Glitches used to stop your opponent from controlling their character or indefinitely freezing them (Mewtwo's Soul Stunner), or any glitch or trick that freezes the match or makes it in any way unfinishable are banned. Using them will result in the immediate forfeit of the match.
₪ Using tactics to excessively stall a match, such as dropping below levels intentionally and stalling underneath, is banned. Judges will be on the tournament floor and can be called in at any time to enforce this rule during a match.
₪ Nintendo Standard controllers only (any type of programmable controller must be inspected by a TSA member)
₪ BRING WAVEBIRDS AT YOUR OWN RISK. It will be your responsibility to find others with Wavebirds and sort out the frequency issues. If you bring a wavebird it is highly suggested to bring a normal Gamecube controller in case your Wavebird malfunctions.
₪ Random Stages for Singles: Final Destination, Battlefield, Fountain of Dreams, Dreamland 64, Pokemon Stadium and, Yoshi's Story
₪ Stages Banned: Hyrule Temple, Fourside, Flatzone, Brinstar Depths, Icicle Mountain, Big Blue, Termina Bay and Yoshi's Island 64.

 

[doyoung2win]

lmfaowtfroflcopterbbqgg

 

[Eggm]

Are crews or low tiers first? Our fourth crew member can only show up for crews, so we kinda need to know, or is it like just doing it when you have a chance anytime between 11-9?

 

[Emblem Lord]

I have work tonight. I'm free wednesday.

 

[CopyCat]

crews is last from what we work out

 

[Magus420]

₪ Stage Strike Rule - Each player can choose one (1) stage to remove from random select AFTER all players have selected their characters and have entered the stage select screen. Players may change their stage strike each time they enter the stage select screen. (DO NOT ACTUALLY REMOVE THE STAGES FROM THE RANDOM STAGES LIST)

This was on the rules list for the last biweekly. Shouldn't it be strike ANY stage, not just from the random list? It'd make more sense for a ruleset that only allowed counterpicks on neutrals. What's the point of only being able to strike neutrals if they're free to just counterpick some dumb stage outside the random list anyway?

 

[cradmazy_SKAG]

TETRIS DSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

or ill bring an N64 if someone wants to MM me in goldeneye

velocity??

 

[Atomsk_92]

Is there going to be time for low tier teams?

 

[CopyCat]

This was on the rules list for the last biweekly. Shouldn't it be strike ANY stage, not just from the random list? It'd make more sense for a ruleset that only allowed counterpicks on neutrals. What's the point of only being able to strike neutrals if they're free to just counterpick some dumb stage outside the random list anyway?

opps thanks for pointing that out ill fix that mistake. making rules is so crazy

 

[teh_spamerer]

he sitting right here and he said he'll play both of u. he has to win at the weekly this friday to make sure he has enough money to go. that might be the only thing keeping him from goin. he wants to know who ur main characters and cars are... he's just curious.. hopefully see ya sat.

rofl at Inui. Yeah, I counterpick Rainbow Road with Bowser in the Tyrant against light karts too

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